Iceland Is Sending One of Their Air Force Planes To Aid Ukraine
KIRKJUBAEJARKLAUSTURX, Iceland - (Satire News) - In a move that NATO is highly praising, the tiny country of Iceland has announced that it will be sending one of its three Air Force planes to aid Ukraine in their fight against the evil, dreaded, scu…
Read full storySarah Ferguson Says That She Is Not a Member of The Sex Site eHorny.wow
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - The Duchess of York was recently asked if she was a member of one of the most popular sex sites on the Internet, eHorny.wow. Fergie, who has now moved to the United States to get away from the countless rumor mills, the…
Read full storySoon-to-be-Approved Amendments to the U.S. Constitution
All Americans will have the right to keep and bear light-sabers ... as soon as a real one has been invented. All Americans will the right to keep and bear suits made of barbed wire in order to repel foreign invaders ... unless they’re sexy, then t…
Read full storyA Pizza Restaurant In Boston Is Caught Charging Known GOP Patrons Double For Their Pizzas
BOSTON - (Satire News) - After receiving at least 15 complaints within a 24-hour period, the Massachusetts State Dept. of Culinary Cuisine has issued a warning to Boston's famed Mamasita Margarita Magnificent Pizza Parlor. According to the Boston…
Read full storyAn Ass Tax is Riding into Town
There are more cows and sheep than people in New Zealand. And those animals (not the people) have been getting a free ride for too long. Get ready for the ass tax! Greenhouse gas emission, especially methane, from the assholes of cows and the b…
Read full storyThe Tampa Bay Buccaneers Have Just Signed a 7-Foot-2-Inch Offensive Tackle From American Samoa – And Tom Brady Is Thrilled As Hell
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - There is lots and lots of happiness in the Tom Brady household tonight. Tom Brady just learned from his good friend Zorro La Bamba, who is the senior writer for The Sports Bet Gazette, that the Tampa Bay Bucc…
Read full storyDonald Trump Bets Nancy Pelosi $1 Billion That He’ll Be Back In The White House In 2024
ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - The man with at least 172 nicknames; including "Cheeto Face," recently told his ex-girlfriend Maria Bartiromo, that he has made a $1 billion bet with Nancy Pelosi. The "Tweet Creep" told "La Barti" that he is so…
Read full storyAll the News That’s Fit to Ignore
Fox News will not be covering the live January 6th hearings on Thursday, June 9th, 2022. Why not? ‘Cuz it ain’t news – now mind your own business! Fox News decides what is and what is not news. It says what’s fake, what’s real, what’s Democrat…
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Is Rushed To A Nearby Emergency Clinic After Getting Hit With A First Degree Case of The Giggles
LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty, the queen, was rushed to a nearby emergency clinic after she suddenly developed a strong case of the giggles. QE and her son the Prince of Wales, (Charles) were both in Buckingham Palace, watching an old episo…
Read full storyMarjorie Taylor Greene Says That Tsunamis Are Nothing More Than Big Gigantic Fucking Tidal Waves
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Marjorie Taylor Greene, who recently received her GED, told one of her congressional aides that she does not understand what all the talk about the so-called Global Warming is all about. MTG, who says that she ha…
Read full storyBrexit Class War 101
The British are one of the most class-conscious countries in the world. It was why Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels wrote The Communist Manifesto in London, England. They thought the Brits would be the first nation to embrace this “new” communism.
Read full story"Saturday Night Live" Will Soon Become "Sunday Night Live"
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - After nearly 50 years on Saturday nights, Lorne Michaels, the executive producer of the hit comedy show, "Saturday Night Life" is moving the award-winning show to Sunday nights. Lonnie Michaels, Lorne's son, who is…
Read full storyDoes Money Turn the Left Right?
Elon Musk is the richest man in the world. He once voted left-wing, now he’s seriously thinking about voting to the right. When one is poor and has nothing and can’t get ahead in the world, you want your nation to help you out. When one has mo…
Read full storyChina Is Buying the World, and It’s Our Fault
I went to the dollar store the other day and bought some lovely cheap crap, and when I flipped it over to see where it was made, I discovered it had been made in China. I went through the aisles of the store and found that a lot of crap was made t…
Read full storyThe Supremes (Music) Meet the Supremes (Court) - Fireworks!
Diana Ross and the Supremes recently ran into the Supreme Court members having drinks at the old Donald Trump hotel in DC. Formerly such a glamorous Right Wing, lobbyist-filled, Chi-Chi place, it is now filled with dowdy Bidenistas. Diana Chatted…
Read full storyJubilee Party as bad as predicted
A jubilee party in Chutney on the Fritz was as much of a disaster as everyone thought it was going to be. Brian Asshat threw a lot of his shoes at people for no apparent reason, spoiling the punch bowl and the trifle in the process. Thomas Johnson…
Read full storyOzzy Osbourne Arrested For Peeing On Donald Trump's Walk of Fame Star
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The former lead singer with Black Sabbath, has just been arrested by the Hollywood Police Department, after he was observed urinating on Donald Trump's Walk of Fame star. A total of 19 witnesses clearly identified Ozzy…
Read full storyTom Cruise Has Already Signed To Star In The Third Installment of The Top Gun Film Franchise To Be Called, “Top Gun – The Geriatric Years”
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Tom Cruise is one of the richest actors in all of Tinsel Town. One Hollywood agent stated that Tom has the Midas Touch, as anything that he touches turns to pure certified, unadulterated gold. The film agent revealed…
Read full storyAmerica's Cougar Sarah Ferguson To Appear In a Commercial For The Sherwood Forest Bikini Hair Removal System
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, the 56-year-old Duchess of York, has had a sudden resurgence in her business career. The woman who had her toe sucked by a Texas millionaire and appeared in publications all over the world informed B…
Read full storyKim Kardashian Is Rushed To The Hospital After A Woodpecker Bites Her On Her Gigantic Ass!
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - There is great concern in the Kardasian family as the eldest Kardashian sister was bit by a hostile Wyoming woodpecker on her very expansive butt. Kim's boyfriend, Pete "The Dude" Davidson, tried desperately to shoo the…
Read full storyBoris Johnson Flatly Denies That He Has Monkeypox - Says It's Just a Bad Case of Crumpet Gas
LONDON - (Satire News) - Prime Minister Boris Jerome Johnson is insisting that he does not have the Monkeypox. Johnson told Ta Ta For Now News that it is nothing more than a bloody, blimey, blooming, effen rumor. The blonde tressed British lea…
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