The Supremes (Music) Meet the Supremes (Court) - Fireworks!

Funny story written by UncleDale

Wednesday, 8 June 2022

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Stop (Gerrymandering) In the Name of Love!

Diana Ross and the Supremes recently ran into the Supreme Court members having drinks at the old Donald Trump hotel in DC. Formerly such a glamorous Right Wing, lobbyist-filled, Chi-Chi place, it is now filled with dowdy Bidenistas.

Diana Chatted with them a bit and joked about them both being Supreme in their own areas., although she charmingly teased, her group had the better uniforms.

Then she got a little serious. "You know," she said, "you haven't been very good to us Black voters recently, ignoring all this illegal gerrymandering, and such. Couldn't you stop this Gerrymandering, in the name of Love?"

Justice Thomas, looked guilty, and Chief Justice Roberts sort of looked down for a minute. The female justices, except Amy Barret, nodded their heads in agreement.

Justice Alito, who has a temper, said, “you know in the Original Constitution you were only 3/5 of a person. You should be glad to have any voting rights at all."

Diana looked him right in the eye, and said, "Fuck you, your Honor."

And the Supremes stomped off.

Alito looked around at the others, confused... "What did I say wrong?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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