KIRKJUBAEJARKLAUSTURX, Iceland - (Satire News) - In a move that NATO is highly praising, the tiny country of Iceland has announced that it will be sending one of its three Air Force planes to aid Ukraine in their fight against the evil, dreaded, scum-sucking twat Vladimir Nikita Putin and his band of cruel, hate-filled warmongering horde.
The plane will be piloted by Capt. Selfossian F. Sigjurvik, 49, who has been in the Icelandic Air Force ever since he turned 14.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, has sent Iceland's President Guoni Johannesson, a three-page, 219-worded letter of thanks and relaying to him that the Ukrainian soldiers and citizens will continue their battle against the devil himself, Putin and his military assholes.
Meanwhile, Capt.Sigjurvik, has stated that after he drops his four bombs on the Russian invaders, he will return back to Iceland to pick up four more bombs.