BOSTON - (Satire News) - After receiving at least 15 complaints within a 24-hour period, the Massachusetts State Dept. of Culinary Cuisine has issued a warning to Boston's famed Mamasita Margarita Magnificent Pizza Parlor.
According to the Boston Police Dept. it is alleged that the pizza parlor, which is one of the oldest and best in the entire city of Boston, has been illegally charging known Republican customers as much as 50% more for pizzas than what they charge known Democrats.
The owner Margarita Anchovy-Deenadilly, 53, claims that the complainers are just upset because they had as much as a one hour and thirty-five minute wait.
Ritita, as most of her customers call her, stated that she willingly serves anyone, whether they are white, black, yellow, red, or pink.
She added that she even serves atheists and up until the recent lawsuit, that was one group that she would not even serve free salt to.
An attorney for a group of 27 Republicans has informed the eating public that Margarita has settled-out-of court with the group for an undisclosed amount of money.
SIDENOTE: Anderson Cooper said that he learned from Andy Cohen that the settlement sum amounted to $950, or $35.19 per each GOPer.
