LONDON - (Satire News) - Prime Minister Boris Jerome Johnson is insisting that he does not have the Monkeypox.
Johnson told Ta Ta For Now News that it is nothing more than a bloody, blimey, blooming, effen rumor.
The blonde tressed British leader thinks that the falsehood came from one of three sources; (1) Piers Morgan, (2) Ricky Gervais, or (3) One of his ex-girlfriends, either Mona Rickerwater or Daphne Camponuevo.
Johnson is insisting that he is merely having a strong bout of crumpet gas.
Meanwhile her majesty Queen Elizabeth has asked Boris to stay the hell away from Buckingham Palace.
Prince Charles also chimed in adding that perhaps the prime minister should take a cruise up to the Scandinavian countries of Sweden, Norway, and Finland.
SIDENOTE: Boris Jerome has stated that he hates the cold weather and remarked that he will not leave the United Kingdom and he plans to stay and fulfill his prime ministerial duties even if he has to wear a fucking haz-mat suit.