NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - After nearly 50 years on Saturday nights, Lorne Michaels, the executive producer of the hit comedy show, "Saturday Night Life" is moving the award-winning show to Sunday nights.
Lonnie Michaels, Lorne's son, who is SNL's head writer stated that his dad being the show's creator, executive producer, director, assistant head writer, and head of security simply figured that the Sunday night audience would be almost three times larger than the Saturday night viewing audience.
Lonnie added that his father also plans to make some very important changes. For one, the show's gigantic resident stable of comedians will be chopped down from 39 comedians, to just 13.
This move will eliminate most of the show's make up artists, hair stylists, outfit sewers, and three of the shows seven therapists.
Lonnie noted that also this way, the show's salary budget will be reduced by two-thirds, plus the catering cost will pretty much be cut in half, as out of the 26 comedians that are being cut, 21 of them are anywhere from a little overweight, to a fucking lot overweight.
When asked to name names of the overweight chubbs, both Lorne and Lonnie refused.
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