LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty, the queen, was rushed to a nearby emergency clinic after she suddenly developed a strong case of the giggles.
QE and her son the Prince of Wales, (Charles) were both in Buckingham Palace, watching an old episode of "The Benny Hill Show," when halfway through the episode, Lizzy, as her BFF Piers Morgan calls her, broke out in a succession of very loud cackling.
Charles immediately asked if she was choking on her asparagus crumpet. The queen nodded in the negative.
Charlie, as Simon Cowell calls him, then asked if she needed CPR. The queen nodded yes, but wrote down on a yellow legal pad the words "But not from you, quick run and get the cute pastry chef, Nigel."
Charles ignored his mum's request and he summoned the head of security who carried her majesty into her Rolls Royce and rushed her to the clinic.
SIDENOTE: According to Camilla Parker Bowles, the queen was given a shot of anti-giggling serum, told to stay away from watching episodes of "Benny Hill," and cautioned about drinking anything stronger than Diet Dr. Pepper.
