WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Ever since Lindsay Graham first came to D.C. there have been rumblings about his swishy walkie walkie manner.
Nancy Pelosi once said that she had never, ever seen “Old Sissy Britches” as she pegged the fella from South Carolina, with a woman; except for his mama Beulah Bixie Graham.
Even the “Orange Blob” (Trump) once told Sean Hannity that he hates to be alone with Lindsay because he’s afraid he may get molested or worse.
Hannity giggled and said that he heard that Lindsay’s all-time favorite band was the Village People and his all-time favorite singer was Boy George.
Daily Dirt reporter Stormy Coin once wrote that when she asked Lindsay what his favorite color was he giggled like a school girl and replied that he had two; pink and lavender.
SIDENOTE: Graham wants everyone to know that the dozen photos of him and Dancing With The Stars gay judge Bruno Tonioli dancing the merengue at a Jack-in-the-Box parking lot in West Hollywood were photoshopped.
