Man just saying hello to everyone now

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Saturday, 1 August 2020

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Oh, the internet is so much easier than people, isn't it?

Man about town Stanley Bridgewater is just saying hello to everyone these days.

The sprightly beard-wearer has decided on a significant life change. 'It was just something I have noticed over the last few days,' said Stanley, 'but with hats, sunglasses and now masks, I can't tell if someone is a stranger or Mavis and John at number 4, so to avoid any problems later, I just say hello.'

Bystander Andy Littlehope said, 'It was quite bizarre. There was this strange chap just saying hello to everyone, and having a conversation with people. It must have taken him half an hour to get down the street.'

'Of course, it adds a lot more time to my trips out, but I don't mind that,' said Stanley.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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