Godzilla Supports Gay Marriage

Funny story written by Wayne Davis

Thursday, 8 May 2014

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Is she Godzilla's secret crush?

Superstar Godzilla recently sat down with Starpower's Lisa Lenard and when she asked him about gay marriage a pretty chill Godzilla says he totally supports it.

"Look, I'm the last guy that should be denying anyone anything. I mean, when I come to town I usually leave it in ruins, so everyone should be happy before that happens".

Asked if he had any gay friends Godzilla replied "Of course I do, you don't work in this business for 50 years and not have gay friends". "I've been to several gay weddings, mostly on Skype do to my size" and it's really heartwarming to see two people who love each other tie the knot".

Asked if there is a special someone in his life, Godzilla stated that he is not dating anyone right now, but he does have a crush on someone.

Godzilla' new movie opens in theaters on May 15th. He is already working on a sequal "Godzilla: Size Does Matter" which should wrap production in early 2015.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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