Oscar Pistorius Certainly Fit Enough To Stand Trial Say Experts

Funny story written by D P Whitehead

Wednesday, 14 May 2014

Oscar Pistorius, say many experts, is definitely fit enough to stand to trial, despite murmurings from South Africa he may not be.

"He is an athlete!" Screamed former Olympian Carl Lewis "He is extremely fit, even with no legs his fitness and exercise regime is phenomenal; to suggest he is not fit is just ludicrous."

Others have joined the debate, including an overweight author from Fort Lauderdale, who said: "It is a ridiculous notion suggesting that Pistorius' fitness levels are low. I was tried and convicted of a minor crime in 2005; at that time I could only do one press up and one sit up, and that sit up happened when I woke up!"

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