Written by GingerCatsLove

Sunday, 18 May 2014

Russian tennis star Maria Sharapova may be more well known for appearing on the cover of the SI Swimsuit edition, but has also gained from this multi million pound endorsement deals via her agent Max Eisenbud.

Recently, in an interview with CNN to promote her new range of her candy Sugarpova 'Milking It Sour' Sharapova opened up about how much she loves cleaning her toilet. Sharapova said that she finds toilet cleaning 'flirty, sporty and sweet'.

She has thus teamed up with The Stinky Bog Toilet Cleaner Company to produce a new line of toilet cleaning products, named Toiletpova, Peepova and Poopova. Sharapova says she wants to make toilet cleaning all the rage with Toiletpova, and will be working to stock Toiletpova at all the major upcoming tennis tournaments, as well as doing a promotional tour at several famous toilet outlets culminating with an exclusive meet and greet at New York's largest public toilet facility just prior to the US Open. But for those who can't wait, to promote her new toilet cleaning range, for the French Open, Sharapova is changing her name to Toiletpova. Maybe that will be the key to finally defeating Serena Williams.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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