Written by D P Whitehead

Thursday, 29 May 2014

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Me, Getting As Far Away From Likely Targets

According to my calendar the US is just a few months away from another 9/11.

After intensive and meticulous research, including the reading of blogs, interpreting messages and just keeping my ear to the ground this reporter has ascertained that September 11 2014 is coming in less than four months.

"You can not stop time," I said to a barman whose name I did not know, though he told me twice; "we need to prepare, we have time, we have the evidence, we can do something to at least lessen the shock," I continued as I finished my tenth beer and whiskey chaser. "The people need to listen!"

After being ejected from the bar for being a "cunt" I drove home, as I was too drunk to walk, I once again checked my calender; and without a shadow of a doubt September 11 2014, will happen on a Thursday.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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