Neil Young to change his name to "Neil Old"

Funny story written by Frank the gunslinger

Friday, 2 May 2014

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Iconic rocker Neil Young has recently told Rolling Stone Magazine that he wishes to change his name to "Neil Old".

"It makes sense," justified the almost seventy year old rocker from Canada. "I think it will bring me closer to my fans," he stated noting that many of them were also getting along in their years.

The legendary rock star had another revelation. "When I finally die, I have instructed my lawyer to change my name to Neil Deceased. I want people to know when my time has ended."

The out of the box thinker has marveled fans and other music royalty with this idea.

"He certainly is a pioneer," admitted Limp Bizkit front man Fred Durst.
"I am actually thinking of changing my name to Fred Deadcareer."

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