Putin Praised By Senator For Hairy Chest

Funny story written by Keith Shirey

Sunday, 4 May 2014

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Senator Lindsay Graham (R-SC) appeared on Face The Nation Sunday morning saying that "President Obama is weak-kneed and that America isn't respected around the world anymore."

He praised Russian Petro-Dictator Vladimir Putin for being hairy cheated and riding horses bareback. He stated, "If Obama could become a pathological liar like Putin that would gain the world's regard."

"And we need for the border patrol to shoot more Mexicans," he declared.

Graham noted that the expansion of NATO up to Russia's borders by past U.S. Presidents has enraged putin. He said "The U.S. should put tactical nuclear weapons in such countries as Latvia and Estonia because that will drive Putin nuts," he argued.

"Another point to be made is that as the American Dream is dying and the middle class disappears there is an air of depression in the U.S. This can be remedied by fighting wars to win like we should have done in Iraq and Afghanistan. That will raise morale at home and cheer people up."

He concluded by saying that if he were Obama he would look for another war, "Just as the hairy chested George W. Bush did in Iraq."

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