Sarah Palin Invites "Kentucky" Kevin Skinner To Visit Alaska
WASILLA, Alaska - The former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has invited America's Got Talent contestant Kevin Skinner to visit Alaska. Palin recently called Skinner and told him that she enjoyed watching him sing and that she really and truly feel...
Read full storyLou Dobbs Calls Rachel Maddow "The Tea-Bagging Queen"
NEW YORK CITY - CNN's Lou "Costello" Dobbs became so angry at political commentator Rachel Maddow for calling him a racist that he called her the reigning tea-bagging queen. Dobbs referred to the openly gay Maddow as the brunette version of Ann "T...
Read full storyLady Liberty Loses Lease on Life
NYC, NY, USA Lady Liberty has attempted to commit suicide. She expressed shock and grief when informed of NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg's two year old program of shipping the homeless as far away from New York as possible. The Lady has a right t...
Read full storyAmerican forces storm sect house
American security forces have stormed a white house where militants from a Christian sect blamed for years of deadly violence have been hiding out. Reports say scores of careers were killed in the assault, which came after a third decade of the se...
Read full storyDrunk Fool Falls Off Bicycle - Confronted By Blonde Bimbo
We've just heard that a drunk English idiot today fell off his bike, becoming entangled in a shrubbery type bush before emerging wearing a scratched face and a stupid grin. The idiot, allegedly a contributor to satirical website theSpoof.com who c...
Read full storyMy Sweet Lord
LONDON, ENGLAND August 1 is now designated George Harrison Day, at least in Liverpool; it should be celebrated everywhere. There is currently an on-line petition to establish a world-wide George Harrison Day. When Harrison received his "Star" on...
Read full storyPresidential Medal of Freedom for Stephen Hawking's work on black holes
Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus): President Obama today named British physics hoaxer Professor Stephen Hawking as the lucky recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom following a deal to name his latest discovery deep space black hole after the Firs...
Read full story****ing ****ing And ****ing And ****ery Is Not Big And It's Not Clever
Spoof administrator Justin St Gaylord emerged from his closet today to publicly announce his outrage at pathetically inadequate Spoofers. Spoofers who use words like **** and **** and **** and the almost unforgivable ************ are merely displa...
Read full storyForget the low-alcohol beer summit! Obama, Gates on the piss since breakfast!
White House - (Last Chance Saloon Mess): A slight change of plan today resulted in President Obama and his etiquette coach Prof Henry Loose Gates starting with a four bottle advantage over beleaguered Sgt James Crowley of the Cambridge, Massachusetts...
Read full storySouth Carolina man caught buggering horse says he gets "turned on by animals"
COLUMBIA, S.C. A 50 year old man was caught aloft a pile of hay bales, pants down to his ankles pleasuring himself with a horse. This is the second time he has been "caught in the act". The horse's owner noticed the animal stumbling in pain, acti...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Together in San Diego, Los Angeles
Looks like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have pulled another one on the Papparazzi because a source from the hotel which hosted ComicCon over the weekend say they were actually staying there in San Diego on the same 11th floor of the nearby Ha...
Read full storyIs Palin's Pathetic Poetry Prize Worthy?
OSLO, NORWAY Desperately seizing upon an idea initially proposed by an on-line initiative began by avid but seriously deluded Michael Jackson fans, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin finally revealed her true reasoning behind her resignation and her...
Read full storyLaura Bush Batters Bum in Biker Bar Brawl
Austin, TX. - With a cry of, "No one messes with George but me," ex-First Lady Laura Bush jumped from her bar stool and with a solid uppercut felled Johnny 'Little Tree' Tyson of the Rattler's MotorCycle Club. Sprawled out on the floor amongst the c...
Read full storyDifferences between Canadians and Americans
Americans avoided fighting in two World Wars, and weren't even seen as fighters of any importance by the Germans when Americans finally turned up at the end of both Canadians fought from first to last in two World Wars, and were highly respected by their German opponents as fighters in both Americans were conned into WW1 by Churchill ordering the Royal Navy to sink The Lusitania in 1917 C...
Read full storyESPN To Telecast The 1st Annual Battleship Race
CAPE HATTERAS, North Carolina - The Department of the Navy has just stated that they will be having their 1st Annual Battleship Race down at The Sheriff Andy Taylor Commemorative Docks in Cape Hatteras, North Carolina. Rear Admiral Conor Corncutte...
Read full storyLocal Cat Gets Cream
A local cat, who is noted as a music 'connoisseur', has been talking about its love of the band Cream. The animal has a vast collection of LP's dating back to the early 1920's but says that it really admires the work of the British band. Speak...
Read full storyLocal Midget says he has the answer to Economic Woes but is Refusing to Tell
Local dwarf Stewart Drubbins, 31, has told friends in the local pub that he has all the answers to the economic problems facing the World today. But, the cheeky little fucker is refusing to give any details of his plan. The local barman Frank Will...
Read full storyLocal Man's Holiday Snaps Are Crap!
Local man Billy Brannigan, 52, has been speaking of his "shock" and "disappointment" that the pictures he took while on holiday last month are all crap. The father of five spent a nice week in Blackpool with his good lady wife Mavis and did some s...
Read full storyLocal Woman Talks of the Perils of Sun Beds
Local woman Tania Foxx, 24 Windchester Road, has spoken publicly for the first time about her disastrous experiences involving sun beds. The former 'least likely to achieve' nominee in her school yearbook, took to visiting tanning salons in order...
Read full storyMichael Jackson's Mother Gets Kids, Joe Jackson: Look Like Singers To Me!
Michael Jackson's kids will be growing up as Jacksons according to a press release this morning. The mother of two of Jackson's kids has agreed that Katherine Jackson, their grandmother, will have full custody of all three of Michael's children an...
Read full storyNew Type Of Vampire Discovered
A new, terrifying species of vampire has been discovered that has begun a feeding frenzy throughout the world. The horrifying part is that it haunts the least likely of places- your local bank! This vampire is a new one for the books- it feeds...
Read full storyThe Leaking Roof
Mr Willy Flood of Castlemilk in Glasgow has a problem with a leaking roof in his top floor flat. He has complained several times to his local council over the last few weeks but to date no one has been out to fix the problem. Mr Flood says "I hav...
Read full storyCable Fault Cuts Off West African Internet: Banking Fraud On Hold For The Moment
Complaints have been coming in from UK and US citizens who are part way through complex internet transactions with Nigerian bank officials. In each case they are attempting to help bring millions of dollars out of Africa by supplying their secret pe...
Read full storyAfter 30 Years, Woman Discovers She's A Siamese Twin
After thirty years of "feeling the presence of another person around her", Helen Bratcher of Tanyard, Tennessee has learned that she has a Siamese Twin. The two share the same head, torso, legs and feet except there are SIX toes on each foot. "...
Read full storyObama Heals Wounds With Crappy Beer
Washington, D.C. - Today, President Obama attempted to heal wounds created by the racial controversy that erupted over an arrest of a Harvard professor, Henry Gates, by a Cambridge policeman, Sgt. James Crowley. The President invited the two adversar...
Read full storySudan Fashion Police to Reaffirm Core Values
In a move destined to restore peace and prosperity to this once miserable corner of the world, Sudan has authorized its fashion police to reaffirm the core values that make this land a great and powerful nation. No longer will the governing bodi...
Read full storyNew Bar To Open On Coronation Street
It's just been revealed that recovering alcoholic Peter Barlow off Coronation Street is to open a posh wine bar on Coronation Street, Weatherfield, in direct competition with traditional northern boozer, The Rover's Return. The new venture is to b...
Read full storyObama plans first wind farm on the Moon
America's smartest President shocked the scientific community when he announced that he would solve the world's energy crisis by building 3 million wind-turbines on the Moon. He stated that the Moon had been chosen for this radical project, becaus...
Read full storyMan Grills Family Over Lost Wallet
Port Charlotte, Florida-The enticing smell of barbeque wafted over this quiet suburban street on Thursday but when hungry neighbors investigated they found a ghastly scene of mayhem and cannibalism. Donald Muff had attacked and killed, and was in...
Read full storyFlying Humanoids Spotted Over Washington D.C.
Washington, DC - Flying humanoids, ten foot tall creatures with enormous wings, have been spotted at nighttime by residents of Washington, DC. Some have taken to leaving their homes with pots and spoons in hand, banging furiously to scare the creatur...
Read full storyDolly Parton to give two pounds of titty to Taylor Swift: "Heck, I'll never miss 'em!"
Dolly Parton, the woman who stuffs fifty pounds of titties into a twenty-five pound sack, has graciously decided to give one pound of breast tissue from each of her melons to country music sensation Taylor Swift. "Somebody stole that poor girl's tit...
Read full storyAs Feds Tighten Regulations More States Act on Wanking While Driving
Another tragic head-on collision over the weekend has brought new attention to the federal government's efforts to crack down on those who would wank and drive. Meanwhile, state authorities across the nation have promised more road blocks during this...
Read full storyMore Henry Allingham bollox
England - (Perverting the Course of Justice Mess): The man who fathered the Prince Philip lookalike who has made such a successful career out of hoaxing British monarchy wingnuts was finally laid to rest today. Henry Allingham was the lucky recipi...
Read full storyNew Michael Jackson perfume destroys Texas bank aircon
Texarse - (Ass Mess): The Crawford branch of First Moneylaundering Bank of Skull 'N' Bones Embezzlers had to be evacuated this morning following a Zyklon-B moment in its aircon plantroom. Dozens of bank customers began retching and puking after d...
Read full storyFr. Francois' Confessional #03
Dear Fr. Francois: I've been married to my husband for nearly eleven years, and for the most part, I have been blessed with a wonderful, faithful, brilliant husband who has provided me with a marvelous home, more than enough mad money, time away from the children with my girlfriends; he loves my parents. In most respects he is the perfect husband. My problem is that in matters of marital re...
Read full storyBernard Madoff's 150-year sentence to be reduced
Bernard Madoff's 150 year sentence for being financially naughty with other people's money is to be reduced. Following a heartfelt plea to the judge by his wife - although why the judge's wife should plea for Mr Madoff remains a total mystery - t...
Read full storyBritish school boy caught with COCK hanging out
Oh sure, everybody in the UK has heard about the school boys who spelled the word "COCK" in bricks upon the roof of their school house. Google Earth's satellite photographed the word from 100's of kilometers up in space. But who was the ring leader...
Read full storyMystic Magwitch's 2010 Predictions
Astrologer and part-time charlatan Mystic Magwitch today made her predictions for the world in 2010, and here in The Sunset we can exclusively reveal them to you. And all for just believing everything you read in the papers. 2010: January - Freezing weather sweeps across Great Britain, plunging the nation into chaos. Snow, sleet, black ice, freezing fog, none of which have ever happened befo...
Read full storyKermit The Frog Caught Hung In Miss Piggy, Live On Kid's Show
Kermit The Frog was embarrassed to death Monday morning when backstage he got hung up on Miss Piggy and Fozzie knocked down the stage set right in front of the cameras, which quickly cut away. "This is worse than the Janet Jackson Super Bowl halt...
Read full storyBig Brother contestant slashes wrists
A former Big Brother contestant was admitted to hospital today after slashing his wrists and losing over three pints of alcohol. Lou Natik, who was a contestant in the last series of the programme and who was evicted and derided by the other cont...
Read full storyNew species of lizard found in India
Scientists have discovered a new species of lizard in the Western Mhinsta mountain range in the Indian state of Pahliamanta. The large reptile is related to the slug, and was found by taxavoidantist Vari Sleasi, and has been named Pmpooraspis. Thi...
Read full storySteven Gerrard opens new boxing gym
Last week Steven Gerrard was found not guilty after he confronted the DJ about the type of music he was playing, Gerrard insisted he let him change the music because he was torturing the whole pub with terrible music choices and barely audible cheesy...
Read full storyUniversity study of crabs danger shocks British citizens
The University of Newcastle upon Tyne released the results of a two-year study of the dangers posed to humans infested by foreign crabs coming ashore in the UK. Undocumented alien sex workers are infecting good, clean British "Johns" who then spread...
Read full storyMiley Cyrus breasts lopsided shocker
A storm of controversy has erupted in the Miley Cyrus camp today when having her weekly checkup the doctor said "the left breast hung a fraction of a centimeter lower than the right breasts but don't worry this is quite common". Miley Cyrus broke do...
Read full storyMadonna's biceps won't stop growing
Madonna revealed a shocking revelation today when she told a chat show host she had bicepitis and her biceps will one day become so muscularly they will consume her body sometime in 2015. On a scale of arm sizes it is reported by 2010 Madonna will h...
Read full storyIran Scientists Develop Camel Flu Virus
In Iran some scientists who have been working in a secret laboratory for a year have finished the development of a new and very dangerous form of a virus which they have called Camel Flu. The virus has been given the chemical name H1N1C. It has...
Read full storyPres. Sarkozy : Had almost fatal encounter at Versailles with Marie-Antoinette's ghost
The presidential Elysèe palace has admitted that the reason for President Nicolas Sarkozy's 48-hour hospitalization this past weekend was a head-butt from Marie-Antoinette's ghost. The French president who spends his weekends at the guillotined qu...
Read full storyGlasgow lass charged with "Spanking her monkey"
A 19-year-old Scottish woman was charged with felonious assault, Thursday morning, after Glasgow police investigated a neighbor's reports of animal cruelty in the woman's flat. Meagan Regan was booked into the Crown's Pretrial Detention Facility at...
Read full storySpanish Rain DOES NOT Fall Mainly On The Plain
Scientists measuring rainfall in Spain have discovered that, contrary to popular belief, the vast majority of rainfall does not fall on the plain. For centuries now, grandmas everywhere have been telling gullible children that 'the rain in Spain f...
Read full storyMichael Schumacher returns to Formula 1
After Felipe Massa's accident, Ferrari have tempted Michael Schumacher out of retirement for one last F1 Series starting with the next race at Valencia. The other drivers are not so sure about Schumacher's return though. "He's a retired old man...
Read full storyU2 Accident Feared
Stories are running rampant that Bono, legendary leader of the rock group U2, has met up with a serious accident. His behaviour has become extremely erratic and not like him at all. In the early 70's there were the "Paul McCartney is dead" rumou...
Read full storyWacko Jacko's Royal Obsession With Prince
LOS ANGELES, CA, USA Way back when Michael Jackson anointed himself "King of Pop" over two decades ago, his declaration was controversial. At the time he had just become a world sensation with record-setting sales of "Thriller" but people seem to fo...
Read full storyBoston Police Department Puts Gorilla on Administrative Leave
BOSTON, MA - A gorilla employed by the Boston Police Department has been placed on administrative leave after he threw feces at homeowner Henry Louis Gates Jr. The 410-pound, 14-year-old male known as "Rebel," who has a sign language vocabulary of...
Read full storyFr. Francois' Confessional
Skoob1999: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. It has been 23-years since my last confession. Father Francois: Go on, my child. Skoob1999: I have unclean thoughts, Father. And I touch my pee pee far too often. Father Francois: Yes, my son, if you shake more than twice after you urinate, you're playing with it. Skoob1999: I know, Father. Really, I have tried to stop masturtbat...
Read full storyEvony Ad Ladies Reveal Why They Got Up The Noses Of The Pussycat Dolls.
In an unprecedented move which resulted in this Spoof.com reporting team hauling their sorry asses out of bed before 2pm in the afternoon, a model from the ads for on-line game 'Evony' called us requesting an urgent tete a tete. Hauling our sad so...
Read full storyFr. Francois' Confessional #02
Dear Fr. Francois, I'm not a catholic but I feel I can talk to you. You help so many people get out of sticky situations; I just know you can help me, too. I am a 14-year-old girl from Somerset, Kentucky. I am a freshman at the high school. I play volley ball and girl's soft ball. I have had the same, boring boyfriend since the fifth grade. He wants to start...you know, petting. He say...
Read full storyHow Real Men Score With Fake Women
The secrets revealed By Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J. I know what you must be thinking: would a Roman Catholic priest know how to score with chicks-after all, chicks aren't altar boys, now, are they? Well, understand this: priests are real men; just like most of you guys are who read this magazine. I see a whole lot of groovy chicks on Saturday nights and Sunday mornings. I have a little...
Read full storyWeekly Updates on Obama's Birth Certificate to be given by Hawaii's Dept. of Health
Honolulu, Hawaii - The Hawaiian Department of Health, which keeps tract of vital statistics such birth and death certificates, has announced today that they will be giving weekly updates regarding the unchanging status of President Barack Obama's bi...
Read full storyKiller Siberian Chipmunk Invasion Results In UK Lockdown
The United Kingdom, which has endured invasions by Romans, William the Conqueror, Vikings, and successfully resisted Adolf Hitler's blitz, has finally been trampled down. By Siberian Chipmunks. The pesky little critters have the usually plucky Bri...
Read full storyNew Method of Measuring Fitness Proposed
Washington DC: The Foci for Science in the Pubic Interest (FSPI), known as the "hypocrite food police", has proposed that bowel movement index (BMI) be used as a basis to measure human fitness. A low BMI being good! Most people have a low BMI exce...
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