Oh sure, everybody in the UK has heard about the school boys who spelled the word "COCK" in bricks upon the roof of their school house. Google Earth's satellite photographed the word from 100's of kilometers up in space. But who was the ring leader of the merry band of brothers?
It was Rooster Byrd, 15, of Nottinghamshire. Rooster, whose actual first name is Robin, got together with seven other school chums and carted several loads of bricks up to the school's flat roof. They arranged the letters in such a way as to make the word, COCK, a slang name for a male's dick, completely legible from miles and miles in space.
The school's headmaster, Ron Paul XIV, insisted that Rooster and his unnamed cronies remove the offensive word from the roof, and so they did. But while they were deciding who would have to carry the bricks down the rickety, home made, wooden ladder, a cock fight broke out resulting in one blackened eye, two split lips, two loosened teeth, and three bruised and battered penises.
"Disciplinary action is not indicated since no real harm was done," said the school administrator.
"You know, boys will be boys," said Rooster's smiling father, Peter.
