Kermit The Frog Caught Hung In Miss Piggy, Live On Kid's Show

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Thursday, 30 July 2009


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Kermit The Frog was embarrassed to death Monday morning when backstage he got hung up on Miss Piggy and Fozzie knocked down the stage set right in front of the cameras, which quickly cut away.

"This is worse than the Janet Jackson Super Bowl haltime show", stated Roy Burns director. "I can hear the phones ringing already from the parents of the kids watching the show. Someone go tell them that when a parent calls, tell them that he was piggyback riding. Tell the parents to explain that to their kids and get that horny toad in here pronto!"

However Pronto fell over Rowlf The Dog on the way backstage and the telephones were making so much noise that the receptionists couldn't hear him so he went to make a sign.

Meanwhile, Kermit was still hung.

"Will you get off me, Kermit?"

"I'm trying but I'm hung. What did you do, sit in alum this morning?"

"Well, I told you to wait until we got home but Noooo, 'it's more exciting here behind the props while the cameras are rolling out front'. Well, you got your excitement."

"I think that's what did it. When the prop fell I was really excited and now I'm hung!"

"Well, here comes your nephew Robin. How are you going to explain this to him?"

"Whatsa doin' Uncle Kermit?"

"I'm hung... it''s a sex thing, Robin!"

"Like that actor, Grasshopper."

"No, like me and Miss Piggy here were getting it on and the props fell."

"Looks like it was just you getting on, Uncle Kermit."

"Listen kid, I've...I'm loose! Call a cab, Piggy! Those operators I can hear have you with the Swine Flu and something about the heimlich maneuver. I'll explain later, Nephew! Maybe we'll start having kids, Piggy, because I was in there like an hour!"

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