Local Man's Holiday Snaps Are Crap!

Funny story written by Chamone

Thursday, 30 July 2009

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Local man Billy Brannigan, 52, has been speaking of his "shock" and "disappointment" that the pictures he took while on holiday last month are all crap.

The father of five spent a nice week in Blackpool with his good lady wife Mavis and did some sightseeing. He had purchased a compact camera to document the trip but when he got the pictures developed at the local shop, he was horrified to find that they were complete and utter shite!

Blackpool promenade looked shite, the tower looked shite the picture he took of his wife standing beside their family car was shite.

Even the photo's Billy took of the local public toilets came out looking like shite.

"I had a few nice ones I framed up in the urinals and not one of them came out properly", said a silly Billy today.

"I had the wife smiling while she held both her ice-cream cone and mine - it was a beautiful shot as I looked through the camera lens - but when I got the pictures developed it looked awful", continued the man.

The local 24-hour photo shop has stated that it was probably due to the shite location Billy had chosen as a holiday destination and that several other customers who went to Blackpool had similar photographic nightmares.

"Its as if the camera didn't want to be reminded of what it had seen", said Billy.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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