New Michael Jackson perfume destroys Texas bank aircon

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 30 July 2009

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Fire service workers feared scenes of unprecedented carnage...

Texarse - (Ass Mess): The Crawford branch of First Moneylaundering Bank of Skull 'N' Bones Embezzlers had to be evacuated this morning following a Zyklon-B moment in its aircon plantroom.

Dozens of bank customers began retching and puking after droplets of the newly launched 'Eau de Michael Jackson' perfume found their way into the bank's atmosphere.

Local emergency room doctors battled for several hours to resusitate victims who complained of pains in the ass and the wallet.

A fire service forensics team said they suspected a deliberate act of sabotage when mass-spectrometry identified molecules of rotting carcass in the perfume's composition.

The Bush Twins are un der pressure to stop promoting the new scent and return their $$$s consultancy fees.

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