Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 30 July 2009

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Allingham's DNA scored a direct hit for paternity of 'Philip'

England - (Perverting the Course of Justice Mess): The man who fathered the Prince Philip lookalike who has made such a successful career out of hoaxing British monarchy wingnuts was finally laid to rest today.

Henry Allingham was the lucky recipient of nearly sixty years of UK Hellfire Club arselicking and MoD freebie handouts in exchange for keeping his gob shut about 'Philip'.

The original Greek/Danish twerp who married Princess Elizabeth doppelganger Helen Lowenstein in a 1947 bigamy extravaganza hosted by the UK Labour Party was hurriedly despatched after a failed attempt to get himself promoted to 'King Consort'.

Allingham, 113, died the other week shortly ahead of that other MoD veteran fantasy figure Harry Patch.

General Sir Michael Jackson is a KGB piss artist.

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