Written by shea lo

Thursday, 30 July 2009

image for South Carolina man caught buggering horse says he gets "turned on by animals"

COLUMBIA, S.C. A 50 year old man was caught aloft a pile of hay bales, pants down to his ankles pleasuring himself with a horse. This is the second time he has been "caught in the act".

The horse's owner noticed the animal stumbling in pain, acting strangely and afflicted with numerous infections. Upon further investigation she discovered various items in the barn had been moved around and hay bales piled high near the horses' stall. Suspecting that the man who had previously assaulted her horse might be back in action, she set up a videotape and caught the bugger doing the dirty.

The 50 year old bestialist has been apprehended by the local police and faces upto a 5-year charge if convicted of buggery. In his defence he told reporters "I jes' loves ho'ses and caint he'p maself from lovin' 'em, nome sane?"

The horse's owner said she wanted to shoot him but feared being arrested and sent to prison. Many local Republicans said "what's the point of having a gun if you can't shoot the sick bastard for what he done?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: Horse Racing




Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
60 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more