COLUMBIA, S.C. A 50 year old man was caught aloft a pile of hay bales, pants down to his ankles pleasuring himself with a horse. This is the second time he has been "caught in the act".
The horse's owner noticed the animal stumbling in pain, acting strangely and afflicted with numerous infections. Upon further investigation she discovered various items in the barn had been moved around and hay bales piled high near the horses' stall. Suspecting that the man who had previously assaulted her horse might be back in action, she set up a videotape and caught the bugger doing the dirty.
The 50 year old bestialist has been apprehended by the local police and faces upto a 5-year charge if convicted of buggery. In his defence he told reporters "I jes' loves ho'ses and caint he'p maself from lovin' 'em, nome sane?"
The horse's owner said she wanted to shoot him but feared being arrested and sent to prison. Many local Republicans said "what's the point of having a gun if you can't shoot the sick bastard for what he done?"
