Indian women form their own IPL - Indian Premenstrual League
To rival the men's CRICKET Indian Premier League which gets underway again in a couple of months time, the country's women have formed the Premenstrual League to get revenge. At a press conference Vashti Talwar, the Women's IPL President, threw a...
Read full storyAl-Qaeda Asks for Bailout Relief
Al-Qaeda lobbyists came to Washington to ask for $5 billion in relief so the organization can survive. They recently laid off 2000 terrorists and limited the amount of terrorist activities the remaining jihadists can partake in. Maimammah Atoldmi...
Read full storyRednapp - I've made a mistake with Keane
Harry Rednapp, the free spending manager of Tottenham, has admitted he has made a mistake in buying back Robbie Keane. "I looked at the squad and realised we needed a midfielder," he explained. "So when I heard Keane was available, you know, I ju...
Read full storyEbay and PayPal nearly cause user's death
In a shocking event earlier today, a user of the popular ebay auction site and the commission-taking PayPal site almost died as a result of using the two services together to sell some tat he had found in his basement. Arthur Thrills, a long-term...
Read full storyCan Liverduds win the league?
The story has finally been revealed that that Manchester Sh*tty has been plotting to de-rail Liverduds FC. By pushing Dwayne Thickly onto Manure, Liverduds may once again be left behind. London side checksky have found that their brief glory is...
Read full storyRabbie Queen sent secret message to spuds
Earstwhile footballer and poet, Rabbie Queen, has been accused of sending a "come and chase me" message to Tottenham Hotspuds by wearing a very fetching cravat during the recent game vs Liverduds. Hurry Redsplat interpreted the message as come and...
Read full storyAdams mirror story denied
Despite the stories printed recently, Tony Adams has not been in any mirror. He says past experience has taught him it's never wise to be in the mirror. In coming to terms with no longer being Arsenal captain (and by virtue, the centre of the univ...
Read full storyRafia BeneTentoes reveal Keane shock
Rafia Benetentoes exclusively revealed tonight that they had to ditch Robber Keane because his feet had fallen off! They had tried several fixes including super glue but the feet had completely gone. Commentators had continued to question his non-...
Read full storyRobbie Keane Wore Spurs Scarf At Liverpool v. Chelsea Game Last Sunday
Fans who were sitting near Robbie Keane at Anfield last Sunday during the Liverpool v. Chelsea game, have said that even before his transfer back to White Hart Lane had been announced, the player was wearing a Tottenham scarf around his neck. Kean...
Read full storyTotteringham Hot Spuds Readying for relegation
Spuds are getting ready for life in the championship and have been busy signing players who can get them into the playoffs next season. Daniel "bye bye miss American pie drive in to the levy but the levy was lost for ideas (but sign anyone in last...
Read full storyCaptain Chesley Sullenberger Hired By Cruise Line
MIAMI, Florida - Mardi Gras Cruise Lines has just announced that it has hired U.S. Airways pilot Chesley Sullenberger. Sullenberger, 58, nicknamed 'The Lucky Old Gray-Headed Guy,' gained world-wide fame as the pilot who landed his engine-less A-32...
Read full storySpuds to re-sign Danny Blanchflower and Jimmy Greaves
Tottering hot spuds have announced they will resign some of their top players in order to recapture past form. Hurry Redsnap has launched a bid to resign all of spuds best players from past years. The latest bid to sign Danny Blanchflower and J...
Read full storyObama suffers tacky blow job over Daschle, Killefer, assorted tax dodgers
Washington AC/DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): It's three-nil in the IRS v Obama Administration play-off as yet another feckless tax-dodger suffered premature ejaculation today in a reckless bid for high pubic orifice. Ex-Senator Tom Daschle announced his...
Read full storyMandatory Drug Testing Stuns Capitol Hill
Washington DC-- Senators and congressional leaders from both sides of the aisle were stunned by an executive order requiring mandatory drug testing. President Obama signed the order at midnight and by dawn an army of drug testers wearing yellow rain...
Read full storyCable: "I had time machine"
Vince Cable revealed yesterday he pin-points his economic advice using a time machine. Arriving late at a Reform thinktank conference in the City yesterday, the Liberal Democrat chief honcho stated: "Even with my time machine, I couldn't defeat th...
Read full storySon, Parents Try To Stab Police
Anne Arundel County Police in Maryland said a man and his parents assaulted and tried to stab police officers when they responded to a report of the family arguing. Police said a 20-year-old son and his parents were arguing in a car around 11 a.m.
Read full storyAfrican Prince's genuine cries for help hindered by Spam email filters
Prince Mike Okoye, former Chief accountant of National Oil Nigeria PLC has explained today the issues that he faced when his cries for help via email were blocked by various Spam email filters. "I was in a desperate situation and was ready to pay...
Read full storyPremiership referees admit: "We do target certain clubs and players."
An anonymous source has admitted what all sports media have been reporting for some time, that referees target certain clubs and players and also let other clubs get away with murder. In an off the record conversation with this website, a senior ref...
Read full storyBiblical scrolls discovered in TheSpoof.com editor's home
The year is 2020 and the 'Thought Police' are searching the recently firebombed house of Mark Lowton who is thought to be a victim of the notorious 'Lancaster Bomber'. A piece of paper was found in a locked drawer of his office desk, containing w...
Read full storyPunxsutawney Phil and Long Island Chuck in historic meeting
Long Island Chuck and Punxsutawney Phil have each been charged with assaulting the other in what has been described by authorities as a "beef" over who is more credible in predicting the amount of time until spring returns. Both famous groundhogs wer...
Read full storyResearchers Uncover 'Nazi Prayer'
Researchers from the Simon Wiesenthal Foundation have uncovered evidence of the religious heart of the Nazi regime, with the discovery of a redraft of the Lords Prayer written specifically for Adolf Hitler. The prayer, shown below, was discovered...
Read full storyBarking Bishop Williamson starts new wacky social website
The Barking Bishop - Bishop Richard Williamson - has brought the Roman Catholic Church into the internet age with the development of a special new social website in celebration of the rescinding of his 1988 excommunication by the Pope. "Arsebook"...
Read full storyCreationist Mythbusters, Episode 2
Hello again, readers, and I do hope that you are well, and Righteous, and True. I enjoyed writing your last instalment so much that I have decided not to ditch this gig after all. This week was hard for me. Some mean, sinful man, called me a 'moron,' after I posted my very first article. This man sent me a very rude email, which he wrote on what can only have been The Devil's Laptop itself. I g...
Read full storyPlans revealed for new runway and terminal at Heathrow
The detailed plans for a new runway and terminal at Heathrow were announced today, having recently been approved by the UK Government. "It has to be realised that the skies are crowded, and the days of checking in and getting onto your flight, and...
Read full storyEmma Watson in New Picture Shoot Admits She Might Do Nudity
Harry Potter actress Emma Watson, who turned eighteen last year, recently sat for a much celebrated photo shoot. "It was my first chance to be taken seriously as a model and to do a bunch of different kinds of pictures. I kind of consider this as m...
Read full storyWhore smasher drops appeal.
Convicted serial killer Steve Wright was left red faced at his appeal hearing today when he suddenly remembered that he had in fact been responsible for the killing of 5 Ipswich prostitutes back in 2006 the sudden recollection and subsequent admissio...
Read full storyCheney Officially Passes Puppet Strings to Oprah
In a private ceremony at the Lincoln Memorial, former Vice President Dick Cheney officially passed the puppet strings to television talk show Goddess Oprah Winfrey. After taking the oath of office of Puppet Master, Winfrey officially tied the string...
Read full storySenate Debate: Is Panetta Too White to be Head Spook?
Langley,VA/ TOP SECRET ( But Published by New York Times Anyway) - Intelligence committee members are embroiled in another battle concerning the appointment of Leon Panetta to head the CIA. The former Clinton Chief of Staff and California Liberal is...
Read full storyObama Appoints Blagojevick Ethics Advisor
President Barack Obama has appointed former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich as his new advisor on Ethics. The post will be considered Cabinet Level by the President and will consult with Obama on moral and ethical questions on a daily basis. Ob...
Read full storyIran homegrown satellite 'will bombard Tel Aviv with Presidential-grade Pahlavi-Bud pollen'
Tehran - (High-as-a-Kite Mess): Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has said his government has launched its first ever skunk bio-fueled space satellite 'purely for medicinal purposes'. "It's a whopping great big lie that the Safir-2 rocket's pay...
Read full storyShoe Tossing To Become A Summer Olympic Sport
CAMBRIDGE, England - Well there has been another shoe tossing incident again. A protester threw his shoe at China's Prime Minister Wen Jiabao during a speech at Cambridge University in England. This latest shoe tossing incident has brought on the...
Read full storyMugabe: Brown an 'Excellent Student'
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has praised Prime Minister Gordon Brown as 'an excellent student' after it emerged that marked electoral registers for the Glenrothes by-election have gone missing. The registers, which are the only record of who...
Read full storyGovernment: Children to be Banned
Following yesterday's talks between Prime Mentalist Gordoom Brown and Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao yesterday, the Government has announced planned new cooperative environmental and population legislation. Under the new laws, announced by the Governm...
Read full storyObama Builds Basketball Court In White House
Washington DC-- President Obama had a basketball court built in the White House over the weekend. The court is NBA regulation size and was paid for with private donations. Mr. Obama plans to use the court 'everyday' to stay in shape and to help him...
Read full storyHamas Leader Thanks Iran For Humanitarian Rockets & Missles
In Tehran, Iran, Hamas' exiled leader thanked his Iranian backers, who had nothing to do with the recent battle with Israel, saying Tehran played a "big role" in helping the Palestinian militant group during Israel's offensive in the Gaza Strip, Iran...
Read full storyMcCain Escapes Post-Election Blues, Unlike Others
It is hard on the psyche to lose a U.S. presidential election. Al Gore, when he lost, fled to Europe, grew a beard and started making up a global warming plot that has kept him going since. George H.W. Bush received an honorary knighthood from Que...
Read full storyMan finds solitary remaining new way to masturbate, exhausts it
In an emotional rollercoaster of a journey last night, a local man uncovered the solitary remaining exciting way to masturbate that had been out of his reach for some time. The joy, quickly turned to sadness for that man however, as the thrill of...
Read full storySuper Bowl Sunday At The White House Doesn't Go So Well
President Obama, in an effort to show bipartisanship in government invited both Republicans and Democrats to watch the Super Bowl at the White House. It all started out well until the half-time show. A few of the boys had swigged a few beers by that time and, being a guy crowd, became a little looser than they politically should have been. A fumble in the first quarter set off Jacob Bryant,...
Read full storyEx-Governor Rod Blagojevich goes to see Obama
Ex-Governor Rod Blagojevich went to see President Barack Obama at the White House. Reports say he was stopped at the gate as the secret service felt he was a threat. Someone overheard Rod a short while later on a cell phone apparently pleading an...
Read full storyArsenal Sign Andrei Arshavin As Draught Found In Transfer Window
Andrei Arshavin, the Zenit St Petersburg striker, will complete his belated on/off move to Arsenal later today after a draught was found in the Transfer Window. The window, which had already been firmly shut and locked at midnight last night, prev...
Read full storyUnited States Marijuana Epidemic
Recently, the world has watched the arrest of the Presidential Bro for possession of marijuana, admired the bong from which Olympic champion Michael Phelps smoked. But a much more wide-reaching wave of of indifference has spread out from these events...
Read full storySalmonella Outbreak Prompts Sexual Lubricant Recall
NEW YORK CITY, NY - Jonsen & Jonsen have stopped production of their Kentucky (KY) Gelly after it was discovered the product contained the bacteria known as salmonella. Over the course of last week, the Center for Disease Control (CDC) inter...
Read full storyNew anti-crime initiative
New initiatives have been announced in the fight against crime (and the causes of crime, etc.). A new force of 5,000 men, to be called a "Police Force" is to be assembled, and these men will patrol the streets on foot and in cars, to prevent crim...
Read full storyTop Ten Reasons Why Bush didn't sign any Presidential Pardons:
10) Bush was confident that history would absolve his actions (and those acting under his authority) that was fully sanctioned by Congress; freely surrendering their Constitutional power to declare war to our nation's Twenty-First Century wartime president. 9) Bush didn't know how to translate the word "Pardon" from Mexican into Texican. 8) Sometime during the "Last Night in the White House...
Read full storyUK Minister of Weather, Jack Frost, Moves to Miami
United Kingdom Weather Minister, jack frost, has submitted his resignation and has announced plans to relocate to sunny Redondo Beach. Frost revealed to sources that the frigid cold, snow and sleet obviously caused by global warming was only his...
Read full storyNew York Fashion Week to be Moved to the Bowery
NY and world fashion have experienced some strange and spectacular combos and permutationos. Heroine chic swept the style conscious world as men and ladies dressed like greek gods and godesses donning and dropping togas like Parisian fashions at the...
Read full storySuperball Uniform Malfunction 2009
Back in the day Janet Jackson's little nip took a very big bite out of network TV's propriety. That was until the latest Superbowl sextravaganza. Cable Giant Cumcast broadcast one priceless money shot of some pretty sexy fellatio during the final min...
Read full storyMichael Phelps Gets Endorsement Deal
U.S. Olympics Gold Medalist Michael Phelps has been named as a spokesperson for Hong Bong, a bong company based in China. Wi-Bei-Hi, CEO of Hong Bong, said that Phelps was the perfect representative for the product. He said that Phelps is athleti...
Read full storyCox cablevision Sued for False Advertising in Superballs Slip Out
A class action suit by Cox cablevision subscribers has been brought against the cable company. While rival Comcast carried the best "package" in pay TV history, Cox subscribers are suing the company for false advertising. Cox devotee, Sweet Dic...
Read full storyWitch Doctors Thwarted Again
First, dropped by Cupid, and then accused of distributing Love Potion #9 with such unwanted emotions as utter indifference, the WWCF today announced yet another setback as government agencies confiscated thousands of kilos of some killer smoke. Th...
Read full storyBlago Implicates Almost Every Prominent Illinois Government Official in Water Scandal
Even more shocking news today out of the state of Illinois. Former governor Rod. Blagojevich, during a post-impeachment media tour, broke news of an alleged abuse of power within the state's federal water supply system. Blagojevich charges that there...
Read full storyDisgraced Detroit mayor leaving for Texas
Detroit and it's disgraced ex-mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, both the laughing stock of America, are set to go free from jail at 12:01am this morning. Kilpatrick, if you remember, was jailed for 120 days for perjury and assault in a whistle-blower lawsuit a...
Read full storyBarack Obama has a Massive Stimulus Package!
Reuters (Davos, Switzeland - February 3, 2009) World leaders recently compared the sizes of their 'stimulus packages' at the world economic forum in Davos. President Barack Obama yesterday revealed his 'massive stimulus package' before a shocked...
Read full storyScientists solve airline cargo space problem with foreskins
Scientists, and researchers around the world are always finding novel ways to use parts from the human body, either when we die, or having surgery to repair the anatomy. Even umbilical cords from babies are being used in science's struggle to improve...
Read full storyPope Embraces Communism
(Vatican City) Pope Benedict XVI made a sharp turn to the Left and gave his blessing to Communism. The Pope said Capitalism was "evil from start to finish" and it was time to begin a New World Order. The Pope declared Jesus was the world's first C...
Read full storyUS Treasury Facing a Zero Shortage
Washington DC: President Barack Obama met today, in the Oval office, with Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner. The meeting was private, but White House staffers leaked that the president was concerned with the size of the government expenditures curr...
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