Written by Virgil T Stone

Tuesday, 3 February 2009

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President Barack Obama

Ex-Governor Rod Blagojevich went to see President Barack Obama at the White House.

Reports say he was stopped at the gate as the secret service felt he was a threat. Someone overheard Rod a short while later on a cell phone apparently pleading and crying to who ever was on the other end for a job, any job.

It was later announced by President Barack Obama that he himself had been informed of the possible breach and congratulated the Secret Service on a job well done.

He then went on to state that he been called by Rod Blagojevich, whom he told: "You can't even have a job as head dog catcher."

President Obama then went on to state that bridge was never there when a reporter yelled out that he had burned his last bridge to Illinois. He then smiled and pumped his fist for the crowd while exclaiming. "How about them steelers."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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