Rafia Benetentoes exclusively revealed tonight that they had to ditch Robber Keane because his feet had fallen off!
They had tried several fixes including super glue but the feet had completely gone. Commentators had continued to question his non-appearance for Liverduds FC but the simple fact was that he kept falling over.
Apparently spuds had not included the feet in the original deal leaving Queen very unstable and had not settled in the Kop dressing room.
By moving back to spuds, Queen is hoping to reunite the feet or "find his feet" ( as the spuds newsletter says) and perhaps reach a level to enable a move onto the parent team at Arsenal.
