Tuesday, 3 February 2009

Harry Potter actress Emma Watson, who turned eighteen last year, recently sat for a much celebrated photo shoot. "It was my first chance to be taken seriously as a model and to do a bunch of different kinds of pictures. I kind of consider this as my coming out as an adult photo spread."

Her "coming out as an adult photo spread" include a suggestive picture of the young starlet holding a doll while wearing only underwear. In regards to that picture, Watson said that "this is art and will not appeal to everyone out there." It is obvious, however, who those photos will appeal to.

Watson admitted in an interview at the release of the pictures that "I am rich, filthy stinking rich, and never have to work again if I don't want to. But, I want more."

She also said that "I'm willing to bare all for the right director in the right role, as long as it is tasteful and isn't some arthouse film that no one will see and shots of my naked goodies get splashed all over the internet. I also expect to make at least ten million pounds for each nipple shot, five million for my ass, and I want the crown jewels for shots of my vajayjay."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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