Convicted serial killer Steve Wright was left red faced at his appeal hearing today when he suddenly remembered that he had in fact been responsible for the killing of 5 Ipswich prostitutes back in 2006 the sudden recollection and subsequent admission of guilt ending his fight for freedom and condemning him to a life behind bars.
Our insider told us he couldn't have been more embarrassed about the whole situation and it took all evening for the other inmates to coax him out of his cell.
Wright later released this statement via his lawyer 'I can't believe it, I look like a right mug, the lads are giving me all sorts of stick, have i got egg on my face or what'.
It's thought Wright has settled well into the lifestyle of forced sodomy, pool and crying and is considered an integral part of cell block e's upcoming production of pretty woman.