Earstwhile footballer and poet, Rabbie Queen, has been accused of sending a "come and chase me" message to Tottenham Hotspuds by wearing a very fetching cravat during the recent game vs Liverduds.
Hurry Redsplat interpreted the message as come and get me and in the absence of any proper team building plan went for the bait. 65 Million in conkers is thought to have secured the deal.
Spuds remain 20 points, 30 years and a decent stadium from premiership eligibility.
Only Shefield Thursday remain as outdated and "past it" as spuds. The spuds board are considering a new stadium in Dubai as it will would be "sunny", nice for golf and might be good for Lazily King.
Spuds remain 5th most supported team in North London behind Arsenal, Barnet, Manure and Mill hill Sunday.
