Adams mirror story denied

Funny story written by KevinG

Tuesday, 3 February 2009

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Tony Adams - see, he's not looking.

Despite the stories printed recently, Tony Adams has not been in any mirror. He says past experience has taught him it's never wise to be in the mirror.

In coming to terms with no longer being Arsenal captain (and by virtue, the centre of the universe), not being in the mirror has been quite a problem for Adams.

Having been linked to Manure Knighted FC in his earlier career, Tony managed to forge a successful career at the Arsenal, winning several trophies despite looking like a scarecrow.

In the meantime Pompey (not the Roman one) has managed to show that TA is not a manager and despite previous club glories should not be a future Arsenal manager.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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