'Stallion Of The South' - At Last, Art With Balls

Funny story: 'Stallion Of The South' - At Last, Art With Balls

It will stand proudly in the Kent countryside, near the New Town Of Ebbsfleet Valley. It will be 164 feet tall, and probably made of concrete and fibreglass. It is the South's answer to 'The Angel Of The North' - a huge statue of a horse which will b...

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Man gives up hope of not having to clean shit up

Funny story: Man gives up hope of not having to clean shit up

Adam Booth finally succumbed to the realisation that he is never going to be called to isle 32 because there is an old friend to see him or to the fish counter just because they like his face. No, it will be as it always is, to clean up someone else'...

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VAT to be removed completely

Funny story: VAT to be removed completely

Gordon Brown has today announced that VAT is to go from 15% to zero from the beginning of the the new tax year in April. In a bid to kick-start the economy the cut, which comes after a smaller one of 2.5%, is hoped to ensure that a recession is qu...

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Sven admits the shags are better in Mexico

Funny story: Sven admits the shags are better in Mexico

Sven Go On Love-somehedson, the former Lazio coach the former England manager the former Man City manager, has admitted to the real reason he wants to continue managing Mexico, despite being linked to Portsmouth. Draped across silken bed sheets an...

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Jolie To Star in "The Octuplet's Mom" Movie

Funny story: Jolie To Star in "The Octuplet's Mom" Movie

LOS ANGELES, California - Angelina Jolie has been signed to star in the new movie "The Octuplet's Mom." Jolie will portray the California Super Mom who recently gave birth to octuplets in Kaiser Permanente Hospital in Bellflower, California. T...

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Twilight: The Epidemic

Funny story: Twilight: The Epidemic

Results have been gathered from the 2008 survey. They reveal that 99.99% of all adolescent girls' lives have been changed by the Twilight Saga, written by Stephenie Meyer. It has been proved that many teenagers care more about their twilight books th...

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Cruise's step ladder uproar

Funny story: Cruise's step ladder uproar

Tom Cruise caused quite and uproar when he unexpectedly chucked a bottle of conditioner at a shop assistant when she failed to give him a step ladder. The shop assistant was questioned and revealed: "I was asked by Cruise if he could use a step l...

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"When the Fires Stopped"

When the Fires Stopped" the first post apocalyptic serial drama When the fires stopped, the screaming began. At first I was disoriented, my head hurt, but it was still there thanks to the Asteroid Armor. I purchased it from leper wandering the streets pre impact. "Pre-impact" - now I knew nothing would be the same. Back to the screaming. It was loud, but thankfully distant. I f...

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Obama Delivers Fiery Speach, Waking Up Congress

Funny story: Obama Delivers Fiery Speach, Waking Up Congress

Moving with remarkable speed, key lawmakers and the White House reached for final agreement Wednesday on a $789 billion economic stimulus measure designed to create millions and millions of jobs in a nation reeling from recession. "Time's a-wast...

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If Britney Can Go Without Underwear, So Can I?

Funny story: If Britney Can Go Without Underwear, So Can I?

Peter Showman (Not his real name), 51, was "adamant," according to England's Kettering Evening Telegraph, that he had the right to wear whatever outfits he wanted, even though his favorite hangout was in front of Woodville Primary school in the morni...

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Mona Lisa Stops Smiling

Funny story: Mona Lisa Stops Smiling

Paris-- The famous grin is gone. The Mona Lisa finally stopped smiling after over 500 years. Art lovers left the Lube Museum in tears this morning after the discovery. The museum was briefly closed 'for security reasons' but opened later, minus th...

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New Negative Interest Rate Shock

Funny story: New Negative Interest Rate Shock

The Bank of England has again cut interest rates to a new record figure. At minus 1.5%, it means that money will, for the first time in banking history, be deducted from savings and investment accounts. Although savers will be adversely affected, t...

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Michelle Obama makes Rogue magazine

Funny story: Michelle Obama makes Rogue magazine

Washington AC/DC - (Story of O Ass Mess): US President's wife Michelle Obama has made the front cover of the iconic Rogue magazine, formerly known as BigOilShagger! She is the latest First Lady to pose stark naked for the publication and follows...

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German man builds his own wall

Funny story: German man builds his own wall

A unemployed German man from Upper Saxony has declared he has had enough of the united federal government in Berlin and wants to build his own wall. Mr Gunther Stockhausen, a resident under the former German Democratic Republic (East Germany), is...

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Masturbation Linked To Global Warming

Funny story: Masturbation Linked To Global Warming

(New Yawk, NY)-- New scientific data indicates most global warming can be blamed on the common practice of masturbation. The disgusting habit is responsible for raising world-wide temperatures by at least 5 degrees. Only male masturbation was studi...

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God Quits! Who next for the Hot Seat?

Funny story: God Quits! Who next for the Hot Seat?

In a sensational move yesterday, God, omnipotent creator of all things bright and beautiful etc. etc. threw in the towel and resigned with immediate effect. "I've had it up to here", said a clearly upset God. "I thought I'd have had a lot more fun...

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Potential Ecstasy Reclassification "Worrying"

Funny story: Potential Ecstasy Reclassification "Worrying"

Government officials have spoken out about their worry of the possible effects of reclassifying ecstacy to a Class B controlled substance. As a result The Home Office has stated that, despite the recommendations of the government's top drug advisors...

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Giant White Whores to Greet Cross-Channel Travellers

Residents of Kent were up in arms last night as the latest news on the proposed "Gateway to the South" installation art project became clear. In an attempt to compete with the rusty half-man-half-glider statue (situated just off the A1, somewhere...

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Pirates strike

Funny story: Pirates strike

Shipping companies across the world are rocking at the news that Somali Pirates are to hold a series of one day strikes over pay and conditions. The Somalian Pirates are appalled at the conditions that they find on-board the ships that they steal,...

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The ATNIC Pandemic

Funny story: The ATNIC Pandemic

At first, there was no money. Then gold, silver, and precious metals were made into coins, for convenience. Then somebody came up with a "get-rich-quick" scheme, and invented paper money, because precious metals (henceforth called gold) were too heavy and inconvenient. Of course, there was no limit to the supply of paper money, other than the speed at which trees could be turned into paper. So...

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Church of England to ordain Rabbis

Funny story: Church of England to ordain Rabbis

In their continuing efforts to appear non-discriminatory and anti-racist, the Synod of the Church of England has decided to allow the ordination of Rabbis for the first time. Continuing on from the banning of churchmen who might be members of the...

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Squirrel - The Healthy Option

I have just had a brilliant idea. A brainwave, if you will. You see, I was reading this piece about the outcry over plans to slaughter Grey Squirrels - how they are to be bludgeoned to dGeath in order to save the poor, endangered little Red Squirrel from extinction (or worse, only being able to live in Scotland), and it got me thinking. Don't get me wrong, I've never really been a big fan of...

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Both Israeli parties claim victory

Funny story: Both Israeli parties claim victory

The leaders of Israel's two main parties have claimed victory in the country's general election. With most of the votes counted, both the ruling Nazima party and the right-wing Fascistkud opposition party say they have won, though there was some conf...

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'Tevez never a Soccervestite' - Izzard speaks out about United star

Funny story: 'Tevez never a Soccervestite' - Izzard speaks out about United star

'He can never be one of us'. Harsh words indeed. But when delivered by comedian and self-celebrated transvestite Eddie Izzard, then you better listen. Who was he referring too? None other than Manchester United's all-action Argentinian striker Carlos...

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Hunting Ban to be Lifted

Funny story: Hunting Ban to be Lifted

The Government has announced a lifting of the ban on hunting with hounds, just five years after it's much-vaunted Hunting Act was introduced. In an Early Day Motion tabled today by Chancellor Alistair Slugbalancer, the Government is to reintroduce...

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The frenzy over aspartame at FDA is ended

WASHINGTON DC - Food expert, and FDA spokesperson, Dr. Strangedeath issued the following press release in response to speculation that the FDA would soon take on a less menacing stance. This press release was issued at noon, February 9, 2009, and is reproduced here in part, starting with the section on aspartame. Methanol - Aspartame is the most searched for item on food packages around th...

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If "Dear Abby" were "Dear Karl"

Dear Karl, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes! He was in our bedroom with the neighbors' daughter. I'm 32, my hus...

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Love Filled Chocolates On Sale Wordwide

Funny story: Love Filled Chocolates On Sale Wordwide

In order to reduce the shock of being dropped from Cupid's arrows late last month, the World WitchCraft Federation (WWCF) has partnered with leading chocolatiers all over the world to release a wonderful new concoction known as a "Love Filled Chocol...

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Church of England Bans Carol Thatcher, Most of Royal Family Along with the BNP, almost

Funny story: Church of England Bans Carol Thatcher, Most of Royal Family Along with the BNP, almost

When the Association of Chiefs and Police, an odd combination of British Bobbies and Native American tribal Leaders decided to ostracize the British National Perverts for twisting and distorting England's noble tradition of racial tolerance, the Chur...

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Devils on the march Part V

o Because daddy at my age had strong conviction that he should not serve in the army of the faithless. Therefore, he became a draft dodger. Then, when time came, he took to the streets and shouted, "Down with the faithless." Later, he joined the forces that brought the faithless regime down. Upon victory, he hanged his former boss from the tallest tree in company yard, and sat at his desk, as the...

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Bush Blamed for Aussie Bush Fires

Funny story: Bush Blamed for Aussie Bush Fires

Hardly anyone denies that former (Thank God!) President W is to blame for dozens of catastrophes from the world economy to hundreds of thousands of corpses that used to be live mothers and fathers and children. But few suspected that the mass murderi...

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Tzipi and Pinhead Tied in Israeli Election

Funny story: Tzipi and Pinhead Tied in Israeli Election

Tzipi Livini, a rising star in the davidic constellation of the state of Israel looked like the early favorite among Yahweh's chosen people. But in the latter days leading up to the people's choice a certain Pinhead from the tribe of Benhamin, a yaho...

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Obama Promises to Rescue Failing Sperm Banks

Funny story: Obama Promises to Rescue Failing Sperm Banks

As world banks collapse like New Orlean levys under the stress of Katrina and the neglect of Bush, many economic experts have overlooked the desperate plight of the nation's sperm banks. Billions of dollars have been poured out to rescued the mon...

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New Line of Fashion Dolls: Golliwog, Sootie and Paki

Funny story: New Line of Fashion Dolls: Golliwog, Sootie and Paki

In these dark days of economic collapse and calamity, crisis and near catastrophe, there will be a fresh and funky new line of brown fashion dolls to stem the problem. Inspired by the noble English nobility's recent outburst of love for their and...

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Steingrabber Twins Offer to Pay A-Roid in Testosterone

Funny story: Steingrabber Twins Offer to Pay A-Roid in Testosterone

Since acquiring baseball's greatest prospect and believing that that would insure the return of the greatest sports franchise in history to its championship ways, the Steingrabber family has been disappointed. Baron George after all had a stroke ove...

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Addicted to TheSpoof.com?

Funny story: Addicted to TheSpoof.com?

'You might as well accept it.' as wrinkly rocker Robert Palmer used to suggest, "You're addicted to…" TheSpoof.com. Well… he used to suggest it to our parents anyway - eh kids? But being addicted to TheSpoof.com is no laughing matter. In the last few years the incidence of TheSpoof.com addiction has gone through the roofies. And what about the peripheral damage with such a disease? How many...

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People Googling "Miley Cyrus nude" in vain

Funny story: People Googling "Miley Cyrus nude" in vain

According to Google, Inc., despite the ongoing world financial crisis, rising unemployment, the housing market crash, and other more personal troubles, people throughout the world are googling for nude pictures of pop sensation and Hannah Montana sta...

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Corruption rukus at TheSpoof.com Online

Funny story: Corruption rukus at TheSpoof.com Online

Editors at TheSpoof.com, the top online comedy magazine, were today embroiled in a corruption scandal when it was revealed that the top writers all mark their own writing up. One writer, who refused to be named, said that he regularly gives his own s...

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