Spuds to re-sign Danny Blanchflower and Jimmy Greaves

Funny story written by KevinG

Tuesday, 3 February 2009

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Bringing back the love to Tottering

Tottering hot spuds have announced they will resign some of their top players in order to recapture past form.

Hurry Redsnap has launched a bid to resign all of spuds best players from past years.

The latest bid to sign Danny Blanchflower and Jimmy Greaves surprised experts but Hurry explained that both are not currently under contract and can be sighed out of the "window".

Hurry also shrugged alot, did that funny twitch and was sporting his WHU cardigan (MINUS SPONSORSHIP).

He also denied a rift with Fafia Bententoes following recent comments. Fafia has allowed any previous spuds player to leave, saying that they are obviously crap!

Fafia ir reported to be trying to sign anyone to keep the bench warm.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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