United Kingdom Weather Minister, jack frost, has submitted his resignation and has announced plans to relocate to sunny Redondo Beach.
Frost revealed to sources that the frigid cold, snow and sleet obviously caused by global warming was only his first inspiration to seek digs in hotter climes.
He went on to say that the recent announcement of big business losses due to old man winter's unprecedented assault on John Bull's Island finally clinched the deal.Lord Frost apparently failed to tell Lady Frigid Frost since she was spotted buying furs in the shadow of frozen Big Ben.
On the other hand, a certain hot number whom will remain nameless but certainly not pennyless was spotted buying bikinis in the big busted department at the Heathrow Duty free shoppe and tropical Island escape.
