There were 1,179 spoof news stories published in July 2007. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Lindsay Lohan, Naked in Latest Arrest, Tried Propositioning Police
Lindsay Lohan's latest rampage ended in an arrest yesterday. It seems Lohan was chasing the mother of her assistant that she fired earlier that day. Lohan chased the mother into a empty parking lot one block from the Santa Monica police station a...
Read full storyList of Male Gay Names Revealed by Computer
Than Franthisco, CA (IP) - A super computer at Berkely has been used to create a list of men's names which indicate that a man is not a heterosexual.
Read full storyMegan Fox naked at Pink Taco
HOLLYWOOD (Calf.) -- Last night I was on my way to interview Angelina Jolie and was passing the new sheik Pink Taco eatery when I spotted Andy Dick, in what appeared to be a latex condom costume. I was about to shout Dick a question when he gave the six-or-so paparazzi the finger and galloped into the eatery.
Read full storyNude Kate Middleton pics found in Buckingham Palace skip
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Nude pictures of Kate Middleton entertaining the entire Blues & Royals regiment were found in a skip outside Buckingham palace today prompting fears that she may have been paid by the Ministry of Defence to sh...
Read full storyPregnant Christina Aguilera and Husband Expecting First Baby
Christina Aguilera has announced that she and her husband (whose name is not important as no one remembers it anyway and she only married for his looks) are expecting their first baby. No due date has been announced, but it is guessed that the child...
Read full storyDa Vinci's Last Supper conspiracy theory: is woman holding a condom?
Sistine Chapel, Rome - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Shocking new internet claims about Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper allegedly contain hidden images of a woman holding a condom and pleading with Jesus.
Read full storyDisney Makes Deal With Hustler's Barely Legal; Miley Cyrus in the Wings
Hustler's Barely Legal unit announced a deal today with Bob Disney Studios that will allow the adult video production company first crack at signing Disney's young stars when they reach 18 years of age. Hannah Montana star Mi...
Read full story"Librarian Hotties" Calendar Planned for 2008
ATLANTA, GA (AP Newsliar) -- The American Library Association (ALA) is issuing its first ever "Librarian Hotties" calendar. The calendar will be available for ordering this November.
Read full storyEllen Degenarate Marries Greek Porn Star
Cypruss Gardens, Grease (IP) - Famous American comedienne Ellen Degenerate married famous Greak porn star Hetera Phobia in a huge outdoor ceremony. Many readers will remember Hetera Phobia from a scandalous incident where she was deported from Holla...
Read full storyNo more thongs, g-strings or split-crotch rubber panties at Tennessee jails
Memphis, Tennessee - (Ass Mess): The Tennessee Department of Correction has clamped down hard on visitors' provocative underwear.
Read full storyBig Brother Chanelle Tries To Make Her Mind Up
DAY 61: There was more trickery and fakery over the weekend when Chanelle Hayes, the Big Brother housemate, almost walked out of the show, only to later reconsider her impulsive act,...
Read full story"Bipasha and I had a ball" - Cristiano Ronaldo. Bipasha thinks otherwise.
Lisbon (or otherwise): Nearly a day after the steamy lip lock that Cristiano Ronaldo shared with Indian actress Bipasha Basu at a local pub in Lisbon, Ronaldo seems all charged up and ready to speak...
Read full storyBritney Spears Naked At Birth, Her Mom Reveals
Britney Spears was naked when she was born, her mother revealed today. Lynne Spears was being interviewed by Duh! Magazine. They were discussing the day of her birth when mom dropped the bombshell: "Yes, my daug...
Read full storyBritney Spears Latest Wardrobe Malfunction Exposes Her Assets
Britney Spears latest wardrobe malfunction in Hollywood exposed her assets for all the world to see. She arrived at the Four Seasons Inn wearing a short, purple dress. It was a little too short as some of it decided to ride up a little high and lea...
Read full storyJonathan Ross blames Harry's erection on Fearne Cotton interview fiasco
London - (Ass Mess): BBC presenter Jonathan Ross has blamed awkward scenes in Fearne Cotton's TV interview with the young princes (sic) on Harry suddenly developing an erection in the middle of the interview "because as everybody knows Har...
Read full storyLindsay Lohan Says Cocaine Was Not Mine To Police
Lindsay Lohan, stopped for a D.W.I. and for chasing another car, denied that the baggie of cocaine found in her pants pocket belonged to her. "The coke wasn't mine," said a tearful starlet to investigating officers. "I'm not...
Read full storyVictoria Beckham Provides the Porn
LOS ANGELES (Calf.) -- New 'soccer' superstar David Beckham, 32, is expected to earn an estimated $250 million over the course of his 5 year contract with Galaxy L.A.
Read full storyLawn Care Company Franchises Mowers in Bikinis Idea
Who would you rather have mow your yard? The twelve year old next door? A professional landscaping company with high dollar equipment and a huge bill? You after working a ten hour day? Two hot, sweaty chicks in bikinis?...
Read full storyJonathan Ross In Prince Harry Wanking Scandal
BBC presenter Jonathan Ross is back in the hot water for his apparent fixation with male masturbation.
Read full storyArcheologist Discover Basque People are Alien Rejects
Barcelona, Spain (IP) - Archaelogist Dr. Faqian EcheZaballa (DR. EZ) has found conclusive evidence that the Basque people who occupy an area between France and Spain were definitely thrown out of an alien flying saucer thousands of years ago.
Read full storyVenus and Serena Williams Fail Sex Tests, Have to Play on Men's Tour
Pro tennis playing sisters Venus and Serena Williams have failed multiple sex tests and finally been exposed as "not being female." While the tests do not prove conclusively that they are men, they will no longer be allowed to participate on the wom...
Read full storyBritney Spears Bodyguard 'Was Just Protecting Her Vagina'
Britney Spears' bodyguard is facing a battery charge after allegedly 'battling' with photographers who were trying to take pictures of the singer's vagina.
Read full storyAxl Rose"Slash's hair caused the band to break up"
Hollywood,Ca.(Rooters) In a shocking statement today Axl Rose's assistant's assistant's cousin told the L.A.Times that his cousin told him that Axl Rose told his cousin the real reason the original Guns N' Roses broke up. "Yeah, I was like on the...
Read full storyHilton, Lohan, Spears, Duff star in Where The Boys Are remake
HOLLYWOOD (EXCLUSIVE) -- Sleepworks SKG may produce a 21st century remake of "Where The Boys Are" (working title: Left Tit Showing) summer 2008. The movie is set to star Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Hilary Duff, an indus...
Read full storyMustache Included in New 'Seven Wonders of the World' List
Flowers, beer, and tributes from all over the world are mobbing the offices of The Spoof today, as news broke that the mustache of The Spoof owner Mark Lowton had made the prestigious list.
Read full storyAmerican Idol Katherine McPhee in Sexy "Stuff" Magazine Lingerie Pictures
Former American Idol runner-up Katherine McPhee, apparently jealous at the buzz created by this year's contestants, appears on the cover of Stuff magazine in some sexy lingerie. There is also a photo spread of her inside the magazine in her silky un...
Read full storyLeeds United Acquired For £2.50 By Grandmother At Car Boot Sale
Leeds United, relegated from the Championship to League One at the end of last season, may start the new season after all, thanks to a quick-thinking grandma with an eye for a bargain. The Whites, once-mighty giants of European football, looked do...
Read full storyGeorge W.Bush caught naked with Paris Hilton and smoking marijuana
Washington D.C. (Rooters) - George W.Bush was caught naked in the back of his limo with party girl Paris Hilton. He was on his way to a meeting with the vice president when it happened.
Read full storyFred Thompson's Wife Is A Hottie!
(Tennessee) - Former U.S. senator and TV actor, Fred Thompson, was considered a long shot in the 2008 presidential race. Until voters saw his wife. The 40-something Mrs. Thompson, Jeri Kehn, is not only a very good looking blond, she's a former a...
Read full storyBaboon Bums Enhance Women
BEVERLY HILLS (Calf.) EXCLUSIVE-- It is not widely known that baboon bottoms are as 'soft' as a babies, and that the hairless reddish color becomes soft toned on being deceased. They are 'perfect' for enhancing women's bosoms. H...
Read full storyAishwarya Rai decries "Fair and Handsome" skin whitening cream
Mumbai - (Ass Mess): Living goddess and Bollywood movie queen Aishwarya Rai has joined in the criticism of a new wonder product that bleaches dark Asian skin.
Read full storyRon Jeremy and Pete the Porno Puppet Warn kids: 'Don't watch Porn, until your 18!'
Northridge, California - In an attempt to reduce the number of children exposed to pornography in today's voyeuristic society by multimedia savvy kids, porno, turned crossover reality TV, star, Ron Jeremy has teamed up with a children's puppe...
Read full storyDNA Test Proves Big Brother Tracey Is Really Robert De Niro's Sister
As Big Brother fans made Nicky Fromwatford the fifth evictee from the House on Friday, news emerged yesterday that another personality discrepancy has come to light that may shake the show to its ve...
Read full storyGlobal Warming Blamed on Hot Women
A new study has shown that the ozone layer isn't to blame for global warming trends, and scientists are looking in a new direction - at hot women.
Read full storyPregnant Woman Defeats Kobayashi in Hot Dog Eating Contest
Coney Island, New York - 29-year-old competitive eater, Takeru 'The Tsunami' Kobayashi, has been upstaged by a woman in her first trimester of pregnancy during the annual Nathan's Famous Hot Dog Eating contest.
Read full storyMy favourite Man City jokes
It's official! Lord Stevens has been begged to Her Majesty's police force - to look into the rumours regarding Sven and Manchester City's deliberate shoot to miss policy!!...
Read full storyDead Sea Scrolls reveal ancient diet plan
SAN DIEGO - Curators at a Southern California museum have announced an unusual discovery involving a visiting exhibition of the Dead Sea Scrolls. A mistake made by workers setting up a display of the millennia-old documents resulted in some of the s...
Read full storyDanica Patrick TV Show Planned: Women Drivers
Race car driver Danica Patrick will host a new reality show on Time Warner's CW Network for the fall 2007 season. The Danica Patrick TV show will tentatively be called "Women Drivers." Female contestants will compete to...
Read full storyAishwarya Ranked Among The 10 Most Beautiful Women of All Time
London - (Ass Mess): Vague magazine has ranked Aishwarya Rai one of the Top Ten Living Goddesses of All Time.
Read full storyRonaldo kisses Indian bombshell. Causes uproar!
lesbian:After the declaration of the 7th wonder of the world, Manbreaster poop-nited star Christiano Ronaldo made us wonder an 8th time, is he straight?...
Read full storyFucking Austria, voted safest place to live
AUSTRIA (FUCKING) -- Travel. The answer is a resounding - YES! Fucking is a tiny safe haven located approx 27 Kms north of Salzburg. "Everyone's welcome to Fucking," said Mayor Klaus Kamelhoffener, "but, and I emphasize but, no s...
Read full storyHalf Naked Britney Spears Moons Crowd Outside Hotel
Britney Spears stepped from an L.A. limo with an unknown man, reached back inside to grab her purse, and mooned the crowd outside Hollywood's Four Seasons Hotel. The Pop Princess gave no indication why the crowd of people, mostly there to see other...
Read full storyRon Paul Comes Forward With Universal Health Care Plan
Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul spoke today about the need for a sound health care system. In his speech he set forth his own proposal for universal health care.
Read full storyHillary Clinton Voted Top MILF; Britney Spears Demands Recount
Hillary Clinton was a surprise winner in yesterday's Top MILF voting on a popular website in the adult entertainment category. New mom Britney Spears demanded an investigation and recount, but the website has so...
Read full storyJacqui Smith Is A Pot-head
Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has admitted she is an habitual drug-taker, and that she regularly smokes cannabis, reports the BBC.
Read full story"Carlos Tevez so ugly could have played for Liverpool" says Sir Alex
The Carlos Tevez saga continues to fill the back pages of the UK papers, although to be honest there's not much else happening in sport at the moment, but the latest twist stunned assembled reporters, including yours truly for The Spoof.
Read full storyNicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan Seek Vagina Monologue While Sharing Jail Cell
Nicole Richie is awaiting a short prison sentence for DWI. Lindsay Lohan is awaiting a couple of court dates for multiple DWI's and posession of cocaine (whether or not she was in someone else's pants). The two Hollywood starlets have petitioned Ju...
Read full storyRon Paul Displaces John McCain
2008 GOP candidate Ron Paul has surged ahead of John McCain into third place in fundraising among Republican candidates. Paul reported approximately $2.4 million in the bank, while McCain had only $2 million. The Ron...
Read full storyMick Jagger Calls it Quits After Plastic Surgery Fiasco
Breaking News! Rolling Stones front man Mick Jagger has just announced that he plans to retire. This comes only days after the rock crooner held a press conference to discuss his recent plastic surgery, which apparently went dreadfully wrong.
Read full storyUtah Legislature To Outlaw Skank Clothing
The Utah State legislature voted unanimously to outlaw the "skank" uniform in all public schools and in public places. Effective September First, it will be punishable by a fine (escalating amounts for repeat offenders) to wear certain ite...
Read full storyBritney Spears Disses Pink
Britney Spears finally swung back at singer Pink yesterday, calling her "a whiny biatch." Pink has taken some shots at Britney over the...
Read full storyRon Paul Hired by the Democratic Party
Reports have surfaced that Ron Paul has been given $2.5 million by the Democratic party to sabotage the Republican party. Ron Paul's goal is to sway the opinions of registered Republicans towards being more anti-war which would then help the Repu...
Read full storySharapova on-court grunting 'louder than orgasm'
Wimbledon - (Ass Mess): The Lawn Tennis Association has warned tennis ace Maria Sharapova that her unbridled on-court grunting, shrieking and panting is excessive after TV viewers complained that she is making more noise than porno movie actresses fe...
Read full storyGrandma's Pussy Suspected of Killing Retirees
Rhode Island (IP) - In and out, up and down, back and forth, all day, and all night, grandama's pussy stays busy. So far twenty-five folks who have come into contact with the elderly lady's warm and fuzzy pussy have expired within twenty-fo...
Read full storyAl Gore Gives More Reasons For Global Warming
Al Gore, whose award winning movie "In Inconvenient Half-Truth," brought the condition known as global warming into the forefront of everyday conversation, is expanding his list. Gore and his team of scientists have listed several other re...
Read full storyOsama bin Laden Issues Fatwa Against Ron Paul
Osama bin Laden has declared a new target for Al Qaeda, and his sights are on Ron Paul, a third-tier Republican candidate for Congress. Al Jazeera showed a short video, apparently from early July, of bin Laden speaking about the thre...
Read full storyBig Brother Chanelle Blamed For Outbreak Of Gastroentiritis
Chanelle Hayes, the Big Brother housemate who finally left the show yesterday, has been blamed for an epidemic of gastroentiritis which swept the country after the programme was aired last night.
Read full storyMarriage #1 Cause of Divorce
Andrew* fidgets with his coffee cup. "I never thought it would happen to me," he says and rubs his face. "I was going to stay married forever."...
Read full storyMadonna, Kylie in ebay virginity frenzy
Sensationally, both Madonna's and Kylie's virginity were found for sale on ebay today.
Read full storyJordan and Peter Drop Another Sprog
Massive breasted Jordan aka Katie Price and Peter Andre aka Aussie Twat have exclaimed their joy at the second welcome edition to their family this week, with the birth of daughter "Chlamydia Crystal Moondog Bush Tucker Trial".
Read full storyBjorn Borg: "I had a big hand in Federer's conception"
Wimbledon - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Five consecutive times Wimbledon chamption Bjorn Borg told a tennis crowd at last night's Wimbledon Champions' Ball that he "was probably the biological father of Roger Federer", and was thrilled a...
Read full storyNew Seven Wonders Of The World List Contains Two Surprises
A survey carried out in the UK has revealed a major change in the public's perception of what constitutes a Wonder, with regard to the compilation of the list of the Seven Wonders Of The World. All the old favourites are still on most people's lis...
Read full storyJohn Lennon's Ghost Does Larry King Live!
Just days ago Larry King interviewed Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, Yoko Ono Lennon, and Olivia Harrison. John Lennon was so taken with the events in Vegas, surrounding the Cirque Du Soleil musical LOVE, he struck a deal with St. Peter and contacted La...
Read full storyCleavage In Parliament
Following the failed terrorist attempt by car bombers in both London and Glasgow, the spanking new Gordon Brown government convened to address the House of Parliament, the nation and the world, revealing a totally never seen view of government: cleav...
Read full storyAishwarya Rai wants starring role in Bollywood version of Spoof! The Motion Picture
Mumbai - (Cinematographic Mess): Bollywood mega superstar and reincarnated global deity Aishwarya Rai has demanded to know why some relative newcomer like Rachel McAdams might be given first refusal to play a leading female role in the blockbuster mo...
Read full storyHarry Potter committs suicide in final chapter of last book
London - (Rioters): Sources close to publisher Bloomsbury have conceded today that the rumor that children's storybook hero Harry Potter commits suicide in the final paragraph of the seventh book "The Deathly Shallows" is true.
Read full storyShilpa Shetty Unveiled As New Leeds United Manager
Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty was this morning unveiled as the surprise new manager of League One Leeds United, as the Yorkshire club set out its stall to put its own name back in bright lights.
Read full storyPrince William Will Elevate Kate to "Mistress" Level
Buckingham Palace today announced firmly that Prince William will not be marrying Kate Middleton following speculation that the couple are back together.
Read full storyBritney Spears In Rain Storm: Gets Wet
Pop icon Britney Spears had a rather mortal moment today when she was caught in a rain storm outside Pittsburgh today. The singer got quite wet as she did not have an umbrella with her.
Read full storyToy Company Releases Jesus Action Figure
First, there was G.I. Joe. Then, G.I. Joe had kung fu grip. After that, there was an avalanche of super hero, He-Man, Ninja Turtle, Power Ranger, and thousands of other action figures (a.k.a. dolls for boys). Now, toy makers, in conjunction with W...
Read full storyCosmetic Surgeons Reveal Women Want Smaller Vaginas, Men Want Larger Penises
Las Vegas Nevada, A consortium of cosmetic surgeons gathered at the Rio Hotel and Casino this week to discuss the newest trends in plastic surgery. After comparing notes and looking at the statistics this year the group came to the conclusion, this...
Read full storyHarry Potter Ending Revealed By Hackers
Hackers who broke into J.K. Rowling's laptop posted copies of the final pages of Rowling's new Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows book. In the book's ending a prominent character is killed, namely ... oh, wait ... if I tell you...
Read full storyGreat Bastard egg is first since 1832
Salisbury Plain, Wiltshire - (Ass Mess): A Russian-imported Great Bastard has finally laid the first egg of its species since 1832 according to conservationists.
Read full storyCatherine Tate Is New Doctor Who
According to news released in the last hour, comedienne Catherine Tate is to be the new Doctor Who. She will take up the role after the current Doctor, David Tennant, is killed-off in the Christmas episode that also stars Aussie soap star-turned-sing...
Read full storyObnoxious Words and Phrases Banned
Pahokee, Florida (IP) - People with good taste have banned together and decided to ban certain words and phrases which have become boring, worn out, and obnoxious due to their over use and mindless repetition.
Read full storyTrailer Trash Doherty living under London's Westway dual carriageway
London - (Ass Mess): Babyshambles singer Pete Doherty has moved into his bijou, open-plan, post-modernist, uniquely-appointed estate-agents' dream trailer under the West London dual carriageway called Westway.
Read full storyU.S. Open to Change to Grass Andy Roddick Furious! Roger Federer Ecstatic!
Today U.S. Open Officials at Flushing Meadows announced that this year the U.S. Open Tennis Championships will revert to traditional grass. Standing amid piles of concrete and asphalt Andy Roddick came to protest in person, but was too late.
Read full storyBin Laden Caught and Held on Secret Island
Bongo Bongo Island, South Pacific (IP) - News trickling out of the Bongo Bongo Pacific Archipelago reveals what the US Government and the Office of the Military Industrial Complex have successfully kept secret for so long - that Bin Laden was capture...
Read full storyRon Paul Supporters Storm White House!
ABS News Agency. July 4, 2007 - ABS News has just learned that thousands of Ron Paul supporters have stormed the White House, briefly taken it over, and interrogated Vice President Dick Cheney. After the interrogation, Cheney, along with Karl Rove a...
Read full storyDUB hip-hop custom car magazine calls car made of vegetables 'fly'; sales expected to hit new record high with hemp SUV model
City of Industry, California - Calling it a major victory for the Green Movement, a car made of hemp and rapeseed oil, called 'Eco One', won a key endorsement by hip-hop custom car magazine, DUB, today. Eco One is made by Warwick Manufacturin...
Read full storyJessica Simpson Drops Twenty Pounds in Dramatic Weight Loss
Actress and Hollywood personality Jessica Simpson has lost twenty pounds and is looking fit, trim, hot, and happy. The blonde bombshell is also smiling again for the first time since a recent break-up with a former boy toy. When asked how she man...
Read full storyTallest Man In The World Gets Married To The Shortest Woman
There was much cause for celebration in northern China this week, when the world's tallest man married his childhood sweetheart, who just happens to be the tiniest woman on the planet. Bao Xishun, 54, who stands nearly 4 metres tall, tied the knot...
Read full story"Suicide bummers" arrested
Two "suicide bummers" have been arrested after they attempted an illegal act on board a US-bound flight shortly after departure from London Heathrow airport.
Read full storyRowling: "The Printed Harry Potter 7's A Fake"
LONDON --- Popular fiction writer J.K. Rowling, known for her epic "Harry Potter" series, admitted in a press conference today that the printed version of the seventh and final in the series, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, w...
Read full storyThieves raking in on iPhone crack
A design flaw in the software of the sensational new iPhone is allowing criminals complete access to their handhelds. Victims are being billed by offshore companies while thieves steal whatever they want from the devices.
Read full storyComputer cracks Da Vinci Code; refuses to reveal secret
Rome, Italy - Computer analyst, Slavisa Pesci, claims to have broken the Da Vinci Code using highly sophisticated computer program software, which he designed especially for a supercomputer located in the moistened catacombs deep under Vatican City.
Read full storyDoherty slams Kate Moss as paranoid old slag
London - (Rioters): Babyshambles musician Pete Doherty has slammed Kate Moss as a paranoid old slag whose jealousies drove him over the edge into crack cocaine use.
Read full storyMegan Fox - Dope on a one-way ticket to Palooka-ville!
HOLLYWOODLAND (The Studios) -- Transformers star Megan Fox should have kept her mouth shut and now has a lot of enemies in Hollywood, a place she said is full of cocaine abusers. She's been sent to Oblivion (Ari.).
Read full storyThe New Declaration of Independence
Just to refresh your memory, since this first document hasn't been read in years, here is the Bill of Rights:...
Read full storyEasy Jet? 'Not Any More!' says Stelios
LONDON. Breaking the tradition of years, and every one of the aims and strategies that has held the famous 'easy' company in good stead, Stelios Anjwoydasomething-i-don't-know-your-surname had recently announced the new dangerous, daring...
Read full storyGeorge Bush is Ted Bundy's Evil Twin Brother
Starke, Florida (IP) - DNA research conducted in the prison town, Starke, Florida (where Florida's electric chair sits idle) on serial killer Ted Bundy's body has revealed that he and George W. Bush are actually twins.
Read full storyKate Moss Starts Dating Again After Dumping Pete
Skinny model Kate Moss has lost no time in getting back into the dating game. Just days after dumping spotty drug-addled no-hoper Pete Doherty, Kate has been spotted partying with her new bloke.
Read full storyTetchy Tevez Says "No" To United
Manchester United have failed to entice Argentine striker Carlos Tevez to Old Trafford due to "irreconcilable differences", it has been announced on the club's website.
Read full storyArt Bell Admits to Being US Govt Agent
Pahrump, Nevada: Following the announcement of his retirement last week, popular radio host Art Bell admitted to a stunned media that for the past twenty years he has been overseeing a trickle-release of sensitive mis-information as...
Read full storyGlobal Warming Cloud Controversies & Al Gore
Al Gore says that clouds are growing more important in scientific studies of global warming. Speaking at a conference last week, Gore discussed reports from several scientific journals on the varying roles played by...
Read full storyLiverpool Plan To Groundshare With Everton
Liverpool Football Club have hit a snag with their ambitions to build a new £280million stadium on Stanley Park in the city, and have come up with a new plan that is bound to anger their fans.
Read full storyBush's Dog Rescued by Tricky Ricky
Iron Permanent Press--Scoop Johnson Barney the Scott Terrier was returned to the President today after spending nearly two days in an insurgent stronghold in the foothills of Afghanistan. The poor pooch was left behind after the pre...
Read full storyChunky Monkey Scandal
After intense scientific research, it was discovered the real monkey meat was being used in the manufacturing of Jen & Berry's Chunky Monkey ice cream.
Read full storyParis, Lindsay, Britney Move Over - The Beckhams Have Arrived!
Los Angeles, Calif. Since their arrival, David and Posh Victoria Beckham have captured the media's attention in a big way. I'd be willing to speculate that the, usual paparazzi magnets can't find a flash bulb to save their lives in the p...
Read full storyTranslation software breaks down - no-one can understand Scots any more
In a blow to Alex Salmond's promise to bring Scotland into the 21st century, the translation software that enables the rest of the world to understand what Scotch folk say, has broken down.
Read full storyFind a Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Book Preview Party Near You!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows preview parties are planned to begin at midnight in thousands of bookstores around the world. During these parties, copies of the new book will be sold to those in attendance and everyone will quickly sit and rea...
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