List of Male Gay Names Revealed by Computer

Friday, 13 July 2007

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Than Franthisco, CA (IP) - A super computer at Berkely has been used to create a list of men's names which indicate that a man is not a heterosexual.

French sounding names like Sean, Pierre, and Jean are right at the top of the list. These are mis-spelled versions of other names anyway.

Travis, Wesely, Justin, Jeb, Josh, Aaron, and other names popular during the 1980's are next on the list.

Some old standards listed include: Bruce, Dave, Ricky, the nickname "Junior", Tony, Francisco, Pepe, Dicky, Jay, Jayjay, Jimmy, and Poindexter.

Some gay black names also appeared: Robitusin, Keyshawn, Tyrone, Antwan, Dante, Darius, and Escalade.

Finally there were some names tied to a certain religion whose beliefs must be rooted on shaky ground and can not tolerate any criticism, doubt, or humor so we will not reveal the names. One clue though is that a lot of American athletes have adopted these names because they think the names sound cool or flashy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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