Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson

Funny story: Rudy McRomney changes name to Rudy Romson

The Presidential candidate formerly known as Rudy McRomney announced today that he is changing his name to Rudy Romson. This change comes about because of the campaign difficulties of one of his split personalities, Senator McCain and the development...

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Megan Fox - Dope on a one-way ticket to Palooka-ville!

Funny story: Megan Fox - Dope on a one-way ticket to Palooka-ville!

HOLLYWOODLAND (The Studios) -- Transformers star Megan Fox should have kept her mouth shut and now has a lot of enemies in Hollywood, a place she said is full of cocaine abusers. She's been sent to Oblivion (Ari.).

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Daftass Ratzinger 'is suffering from epileptic fits'

Funny story: Daftass Ratzinger 'is suffering from epileptic fits'

Vatican City - (Ass Mess): Pope Joseph Ratzinger's latest daftass pronouncement about the exclusivity of the superstituos twaddle peddeld by his organised crime cartel may be a direct result of the epileptic fits he has experienced for the last t...

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UK to boot out 100 Russian spooks working for Bandar

Funny story: UK to boot out 100 Russian spooks working for Bandar

London - (Ass Mess): MI5 has warned today that over 100 Russian spies working in London for ex-Saudi ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar are to be booted out of town next week and sent back on the first plane back to Minsk.

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Senior NATO official complains of Bush sexual harassment

Funny story: Senior NATO official complains of Bush sexual harassment

Brussels - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Eat yer heart out George W Bush, your perfidious days of terror-peddling may very soon be over for good.

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Mindfreak Angel can't make Wife Disappear

Funny story: Mindfreak Angel can't make Wife Disappear

ATLANTIC CITY (NJ.) -- Despite going "abracadabra, abracadabra, abracadabra!", trouble and strife, Mindfreak star Criss Angel can't make wife of 5-years disappear. So, he can't be an engaged Minnie Driver (car or actress!) around t...

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KKK O.K. with Minority Members

Funny story: KKK O.K. with Minority Members

(Beaumerde-Arkansas) The Brothers of the Ku Klux Klan announced yesterday that they would be implementing a diversity program to increase membership. In a statement posted on the Klan's website, www.yesweklan.org, National Grand Dragon, Emmet Ke...

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Manchester Super Casino gives way to Blood Thirsty Gladiators

Funny story: Manchester Super Casino gives way to Blood Thirsty Gladiators

Manchester, wounded by Gordon Brown's decision to disembowel the plans for a super casino, is fighting back with revised plans for a Colosseum for gladiatorial battles between lower middle class people from around the country.

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P.E.T.A. To Sue Rebuplican Party

Funny story: P.E.T.A. To Sue Rebuplican Party

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Another famous American figure has found himself in the middle of another political controversy. Big Al, the long time figure of the Republican Party has agreed with P.E.T.A. to file a lawsuit against the party.

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Chertoff Has 'Gas Feeling' Of Heightened Threat

Funny story: Chertoff Has 'Gas Feeling' Of Heightened Threat

WASHINGTON - Michael Chertoff, a janitor at the Department of Homeland Security, said today that he has a "gas feeling" of a heightened threat of an attack by Al Qaeda against the US.

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Taliban Motor Works Introducing New Cars

Funny story: Taliban Motor Works Introducing New Cars

KuKamango, Afghanistan (IP) - Taliban Motor Works (TMW) has announced the introduction of a brand new van to be known as the Talivan and a sporty new 2-door sedan they will call the Insurgency 2008.

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NASCAR Calling it Quits to Save Soldier's Lives

Funny story: NASCAR Calling it Quits to Save Soldier's Lives

Daytona, Florida (IP) - NASCAR official Billy Joe Bob Poindexter Junior also known as Shit For Brains Jr as well as the leaders of other racing organizations like NHRA, DRA, and SCRA have decided to end automobile racing.

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Giant Australian Squid Has Dandruff

Funny story: Giant Australian Squid Has Dandruff

Sidney, Australia (IP) - A giant squid washing up on an Australian beach was found to have had dandruff. Marine biologist Dr. Spongebloke Trianglepants was asked how could scientists possibly know such a thing and he said, "Just look at his Hea...

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Global Warming links to Decline of Haggis

Researchers from Glasgow University have linked the decline in Haggis to Global Warming. Professor Robertson commented that the recent warm weather had spoiled the Haggis traditional feeding ground.

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Pope Names McCain Patron Saint of Lost Causes

Funny story: Pope Names McCain Patron Saint of Lost Causes

Pope Benedict XVI has named Arizona Senator John McCain the patron saint of lost causes.

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Senator Vitter gets thumbs-up from New Orleans madam

Funny story: Senator Vitter gets thumbs-up from New Orleans madam

New Orleans - (Ass Mess): It's just the kind of helpful free publicity that a GOP senator like David Vitter desperately needs in his moment of public shame after admitting being a client of DC brothel-keeper Deborah Jeane Palfrey.

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Smoking Blots Out Sunlight In Potteries Town

Funny story: Smoking Blots Out Sunlight In Potteries Town

The Government's ban on smoking came into effect on 1st July 2007, but a town in the Potteries has so far managed to avoid its consequences, due to a blunder by the local council.

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Harry Potter books "copied from Grange Hill"

Funny story: Harry Potter books "copied from Grange Hill"

Writer and celebrity hoodwinker J.K. Rowling finally admitted what everyone has long suspected, that the Harry Potter books are really copied from storylines in 70s and 80s television series Grange Hill.

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"My love-match chemistry with Bin Laden son": Osama's new UK daughter-in-law

Funny story: "My love-match chemistry with Bin Laden son": Osama's new UK daughter-in-law

Cheshire, UK - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Osama Bin Laden is said to be "thrilled and delighted" at the latest family addition in the shape of comely 51 year old Cheshire woman Jane Felix-Brown who has married his 27 year old Jeddah scrap metal...

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Voters Elect Size 10 Shoe to Local School Board

Funny story: Voters Elect Size 10 Shoe to Local School Board

(Los Angeles) - In a local election held last week to fill a vacancy on the Los Angeles school board, a size 10 shoe received the most votes and today was declared the winner of the election.

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Government set to ban drinking in pubs

Funny story: Government set to ban drinking in pubs

The government is widely expected to call time on what it calls "the outdated and unhealthy practice of selling alcohol in pubs".

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Al Gore's First Concert Full of Surprises

Funny story: Al Gore's First Concert Full of Surprises

Al Geldolf..er Al Gore Jr. was quick to point out to the Nashville Tennessee audience for the Concert to Support Global Warming, "This is my first time playing electric guitar in front of live people."...

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Heathrow Baggage Handlers Struggling To Pilfer Timeously

Funny story: Heathrow Baggage Handlers Struggling To Pilfer Timeously

Management at Heathrow Airport have taken on an extra one hundred baggage-handling staff to 'rifle through' a backlog of thousands of items of luggage that has accumulated as a result of the recent te...

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"Carlos Tevez so ugly could have played for Liverpool" says Sir Alex

The Carlos Tevez saga continues to fill the back pages of the UK papers, although to be honest there's not much else happening in sport at the moment, but the latest twist stunned assembled reporters, including yours truly for The Spoof.

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Government warning! - "Sun" imminent!

Funny story: Government warning! - "Sun" imminent!

The government has today issued a warning to the general public, not to panic if they see a bright ball of light in the sky.

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Glasgow Airport Bomber Had Balls Of Steel, Says Cabbie

Funny story: Glasgow Airport Bomber Had Balls Of Steel, Says Cabbie

One of the would-be terror bombers in the recent attempt to blow up Glasgow Airport had testicles made from high-grade steel, claims the taxi driver who apprehended him.

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New Global Warming Report - TheSpoof.com Writer says "I Told You So"

Funny story: New Global Warming Report - TheSpoof.com Writer says "I Told You So"

BBC - 11/7/07: A new report out today published in the Royal Society's Journal states that the sun's activities are not the cause of Global Warming as was previously revealed in the TV program "The Great Global Warming Scandal", and...

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Pervs Paid to Build Docklands Mega Mosque

Funny story: Pervs Paid to Build Docklands Mega Mosque

The largest Mosque in the world is going to be built in east London, and the tax payer will have to fork out for sex offenders to build it.

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Brown Announces EU Withdrawal - Heath "Livid"

Funny story: Brown Announces EU Withdrawal - Heath "Livid"

Amid scenes of wild jubilation today, Britain at last confirmed that it was to withdraw from the EU.

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David Beckham Statue Stolen From West Midlands Back Garden

Funny story: David Beckham Statue Stolen From West Midlands Back Garden

A statue of footballer David Beckham with a valuation of more than £15, has been stolen from the back garden of a home in the West Midlands town of Halesowen.

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"The Onion" spies in "The Spoof" territory!

Funny story: "The Onion" spies in "The Spoof" territory!

www.thespoof.com: all spoof writers beware, your articles are safe no more(just like your points). In a revealing series of incidents, the SBI(spoof bureau of investigation) has discovered that TheSpoof...

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Ronaldo kisses Indian bombshell. Causes uproar!

Funny story: Ronaldo kisses Indian bombshell. Causes uproar!

lesbian:After the declaration of the 7th wonder of the world, Manbreaster poop-nited star Christiano Ronaldo made us wonder an 8th time, is he straight?...

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Bush Declares Himself King of America

Funny story: Bush Declares Himself King of America

Washington D.C. In a very unorthodox move today President Bush enacted executive order 44, executive order 44 is an outdated obscure piece of legislation left over from the days of the revolutionary war. The Congress wanted to make George Washington...

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Uncle Sam Calls it Quits!

Funny story: Uncle Sam Calls it Quits!

That Great American Icon Uncle Sam announced today he has decided to emigrate to Iraq. When asked about his decision he was quoted as saying "I'm tired of the bad name I get by being associated with the Politicians here in Washington.

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Corrupt Bastards Force Feed Cows Garlic

Funny story: Corrupt Bastards Force Feed Cows Garlic

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - UK - When the Corrupt Bastards Club found out about cows producing enough methane to create 3% of Britain's greenhouse gases, VECO called in Lord Browne to investigate. Fearing that they might lose a percentage of the mark...

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NASCAR Plane Crash Linked to Al-Qaeda

Funny story: NASCAR Plane Crash Linked to Al-Qaeda

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - SANFORD, Fla. - A small plane carrying the husband of a NASCAR executive crashed into a neighborhood Tuesday and engulfed two houses in flames.

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From American Idol to Redneck Idol

Funny story: From American Idol to Redneck Idol

(MUSICMAN PRESS) From the producers of the hit television show, American Idol comes a new type of show.

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Pope Says All Other Churches Are False and Have No Authority

Funny story: Pope Says All Other Churches Are False and Have No Authority

Pope Benedict XVI stated today that all organizations besides the Catholic Church are false. He said that they do not have the authority to perform the ordinances of salvation and could not show an unbroken line of authority back to the original apo...

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