Fred Thompson's Wife Is A Hottie!

Written by Andrew Lawrence

Monday, 9 July 2007

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(Tennessee) - Former U.S. senator and TV actor, Fred Thompson, was considered a long shot in the 2008 presidential race. Until voters saw his wife. The 40-something Mrs. Thompson, Jeri Kehn, is not only a very good looking blond, she's a former attorney and political and media consultant.

A spokesperson for the Thompson campaign stated, "Women voters already like Fred. He's a very sexy father figure and women trust him. And, with the introduction of Fred's wife, who's a hottie, his presidential stock will go way up with male voters too. Go, Fred!"

Welcome to politics.

copyright 2007 Andrew Lawrence

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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