Ron Paul Hired by the Democratic Party

Funny story written by David Terr

Monday, 9 July 2007

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Reports have surfaced that Ron Paul has been given $2.5 million by the Democratic party to sabotage the Republican party. Ron Paul's goal is to sway the opinions of registered Republicans towards being more anti-war which would then help the Republicans in a general election.

The latest polls show that Ron Paul is barely having any impact on the race but that news is not doing anything to slow down his campaign thanks to the Internet.

The Democratic party has hired 1,000 undocumented illegal immigrants all over the United States to vote for Ron Paul in online polls and to write blog postings. When asked how illegal immigrants could communicate so eloquently in English, they explained that they had sophisticated software translation programs that can convert Spanish to English.

So with the 1,000 illegal immigrants spamming the Internet with "Vote Ron Paul" and the $2.5 million donation from the Democratic party, Ron Paul is looking good.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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