Britney Spears Latest Wardrobe Malfunction Exposes Her Assets

Funny story written by Throckmorton Turdblossom

Saturday, 7 July 2007

Britney Spears latest wardrobe malfunction in Hollywood exposed her assets for all the world to see. She arrived at the Four Seasons Inn wearing a short, purple dress. It was a little too short as some of it decided to ride up a little high and leave her looking a little cheeky. Unlike her mishap getting out of a car last year, she did not expose her crotch, butt this time other parts were showing.

Britney was a little behind time for her arrival, so quickly hurried to take her seat for her appointment. She hurried inside, to a catered dinner of rump roast.

At the end of the dinner, she snuck out the back door in the rear to avoid reporters.

She made a quick trip to a train station, to help dedicate a new caboose.

Britney Spears has hit rock bottom lately. After her incident with the flashing last year, she shaved her head, went into and out of rehab, attacked a car, and made several rants. Doctors fear that she is cracking under the stress and strain of celebrity and parenthood.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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