Written by ChillerBaggins

Tuesday, 17 July 2007

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Beck's calling L.A. Home

LOS ANGELES (Calf.) -- New 'soccer' superstar David Beckham, 32, is expected to earn an estimated $250 million over the course of his 5 year contract with Galaxy L.A.

"Do we love David Beckham?" shouted L.A. mayor, Antonio (Pancho) Villaraigosa, wearing a Galaxy shirt at the club's Home Depot Center stadium, "and Posh too!"

David provides the superstar ball playing somewhat 'Gay' tattoo hunk, neighbor and friend of Tom Cruise, while Victoria provides the porn. She has a semi new pair of (4-year-old set of twins) Giga Tits.

ESPN (TV) televising Beck's first game at LA Galaxy on July 21, have an extra TV camera to video only Beck's for the entire game, lest we miss any of his sport/pornographic tanned body in motion -- making sure they get their money's worth. Who said that football was a game of two teams of 11 men?

Gay Mexican cowboys appear all the rage in La, La, Land, so David Beckham coming from the Real Madrid EspaƱa should fit right in!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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