Hillary Picks Her New Cabinet

Funny story: Hillary Picks Her New Cabinet

(New York) - Front running presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, is so confident of being elected in 2008 that she is already selecting her new cabinet members and new appointees to high office in her administration.

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I was Groovinile delinquent!

Below, you will find my second submission to the company, (Groovin on up!) that was gonna repair the deficiencies in the state of my groove.

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I never pick up beer. Beer picks me up!

A friend of mine told me to come over to his house this Saturday around noon. He was going to be in his full on "Bar-b-Que" mode and he wanted me to be there specifically.

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Curse of August 1st, Feastday of the Holy Maccabees

Funny story: Curse of August 1st, Feastday of the Holy Maccabees

Court Circular: Balmoral Castle, Blackadder - (Ass Mess): The Queen's Chaplain was received in audience today and reminded the Puppe...

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California's electronic voting system fails security test; computer hackers program Ron Paul for President 2008

Funny story: California's electronic voting system fails security test; computer hackers program Ron Paul for President 2008

Sacramento, California - California Secretary of State, Debrah Bown, commissioned a team of computer hackers to test the security of the state's electronic-voting machines by hacking into them. The security system failed and the hackers got into...

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Bush Proposes Making the Ostrich Our National Bird

Funny story: Bush Proposes Making the Ostrich Our National Bird

Due to the rather embarrassing fact, that our country's blatant disregard for the environment, nearly drove our country's national bird, the Bald Eagle, to extinction, there are now more ostriches living in captivity in zoos, in America, tha...

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What kind of shape was my "Groove" in?

Recently, someone e-mailed me, with an offer to; "evaluate the state of my spiritual groove."...

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Feds remove 500 gold bars from Senator Stevens' house

Funny story: Feds remove 500 gold bars from Senator Stevens' house

Anchorage, Alaska - (Ass Mess): FBI agents yesterday raided veteran Corrupt Bastards Club grandee Senator Ted Stevens are removed a dozen pantechnicon loads of confiscated goods from his home.

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Cracks appear as Moss wavers over Doherty pleas

Funny story: Cracks appear as Moss wavers over Doherty pleas

Kingston, Surrey - (Ass Mess): Refreshed from a long weekend of shagging Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood senseless in his palatial Surrey hideyhole model Kate Moss emerged into the sunlight today, resolving to resist ex-lover Pete Doherty's...

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Attorney General can't Recall what he was Trying to Forget

Washington D.C, July 31 - The Attorney General's office informed reporters today that the Attorney General realized this morning that he could not recollect something important he planned to forget. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales also spoke t...

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Bat Species on the Increase: Eco scientists ecstatic

Funny story: Bat Species on the Increase: Eco scientists ecstatic

At last and unfortunately the little Pipistrelle bat (Pipistrellus pipistrellus) is noted to be on the increase in a paper published in the New Science magazine today.

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Top Ten Reasons why Johnny Ovaltine Loves THE SPOOF

Every since I stumbled across this website I feel that I've found a new home among family and friends. I would like to take this opportunity to let you know just what being here means to a man like J.O. Here's the list…...

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Alberto Gonzales Tells A Truth

Funny story: Alberto Gonzales Tells A Truth

Washington Toast - Alberto Gonzales has finally told a truth before the Senate Judiciary committee causing the bipartisan committee and staff to adjourn to the cloakroom for a beer fest celebration; pizzas delivered by Domino's. Strike up the ba...

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Irish cops hunt Fergus McShergar after Irish wax museum figures 'vanish'

Funny story: Irish cops hunt Fergus McShergar after Irish wax museum figures 'vanish'

Blarney - (ReUterus): Irish parody site bloger Fergus McShergar is being sought by cops today after 'literally hundreds' of wax figurines vanished into thin air from the National Wax Museum near Blarney, County Louse.

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Missing preacher's wife found working in NY fast food joint

Funny story: Missing preacher's wife found working in NY fast food joint

New York - (Ass Mess): Reverend Pat Robertson's wife has finally been located working in a New York fast food joint after going missing without leave in a suspected four month atheism bender.

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Skid row Hilton forced to sell home and move into trailer

Funny story: Skid row Hilton forced to sell home and move into trailer

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): It's back to the trailer-trash lifestyle for wannabe somebody heiress Paris Hilton in a dramatic week that has seen her cut off from her family's inheritance and blocked from any further monthly truss fund payments.

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Virgin Boss Sir Richard Branson Tells Of His 'Transatlantic Raping'

Funny story: Virgin Boss Sir Richard Branson Tells Of His 'Transatlantic Raping'

Sir Richard Branson has revealed in a magazine interview how, against his will, he came to be a member of the mile-high club as a teenager.

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Presidential thought could be in wrong hands - fears for Bush mind.

Funny story: Presidential thought could be in wrong hands - fears for Bush mind.

WHITE HOUSE staff are rumoured to be working around the clock on the presidential brain after George W. Bush announced he had shared his thoughts with visiting UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown.

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Big Brother Chanelle Blamed For Outbreak Of Gastroentiritis

Funny story: Big Brother Chanelle Blamed For Outbreak Of Gastroentiritis

Chanelle Hayes, the Big Brother housemate who finally left the show yesterday, has been blamed for an epidemic of gastroentiritis which swept the country after the programme was aired last night.

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Ofcom announce John Barrowman ban

Funny story: Ofcom announce John Barrowman ban

Ofcom today announced a ban which stipulated that John Barrowman must commit to more Torchwood appearances before accepting any other invitations to be on Celebrity based shows.

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House sales crash: Elderly confused, surgeons on overtime

Funny story: House sales crash: Elderly confused, surgeons on overtime

The new government Home Improvement Packs are to come in from August 1, for houses with 4 or more bedrooms. Homes up for sale by the elderly have crashed to less than 12% of 2001 levels because of the government message: you can't sell your home...

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Iraqi Footballer shuns Premiership

Funny story: Iraqi Footballer shuns Premiership

Following scenes of jubilation in his home town, the scorer of the winning goal Younnes El Matoktoum El Macktum or Mac to his team mates has shocked the Premiership with a flat refusal to joined Liverpool FC.

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American, Brit Have Clueless Conversation About Football

Funny story: American, Brit Have Clueless Conversation About Football

LONDON (Heewack News Network) -- An American tourist and a local had an inebriated two-hour conversation about football at a pub here without realizing they were talking about two different sports.

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Pre-season friendly: Millwall v Portsmouth

Funny story: Pre-season friendly: Millwall v Portsmouth

In a pre-season friendly over the weekend, Millwall fans went to Portsmouth and smashed up the town just a little bit.

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'Charlie Hustle' betting Barry Bonds will not tie Home Run Record against Dodgers

Funny story: 'Charlie Hustle' betting Barry Bonds will not tie Home Run Record against Dodgers

LOS ANGELES (Lumberg) - Former Cincinnati Reds player Pete Rose is wagering that Barry Bonds will not hit a home run during the upcoming series against the rival Los Angeles Dodgers.

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Paris Hilton Quits Simple Life to do Opera; Cut From Barron Hilton's Will

Funny story: Paris Hilton Quits Simple Life to do Opera; Cut From Barron Hilton's Will

I can't even spoof this so I'll make no attempt. Barron Hilton has decided Paris Hilton has embarrassed the Hilton clan for the last time. The porno was one thing but after getting 23 days incarceration in a Lynwood Correctional faci...

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Cheney, Merkel and Putin will welcome World Breastfeeding Week 2007

Funny story: Cheney, Merkel and Putin will welcome World Breastfeeding Week 2007

Göttingen, Germany (Associated Content) - In a show of partnership, Dick Cheney, Angela Merkel and Vladimir Putin will welcome World Breastfeeding Week (WBW) -- to be officially celebrated from August 1st through 7th.

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British Asians Don't Feel Very Patriotic

Funny story: British Asians Don't Feel Very Patriotic

A study has shown that more than one third of British Asians don't feel very British - in fact, many hate themselves for having been tainted with the term 'British'.

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The Spoof Motion Picture Halted by Unions and City

Funny story: The Spoof Motion Picture Halted by Unions and City

Hollywood Calif. The proposed TheSpoof.com motion picture has been put on the back burner at Quentin Tarantino's studio. Rumor has it no one greased the right palms at the unions and the people granting permits for the city of Los Angeles.

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Man Blames Dog for Submitting Content to TheSpoof.com

Funny story: Man Blames Dog for Submitting Content to TheSpoof.com

US and A (Housepet Magazine) - Contributor 'SpaceElevator' claims to be a victim of identity theft, stating that his dog has been submitting material to TheSpoof.com for the past three weeks under his pen name.

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Mark Lowton to star in SPOOFALICIOUS, a Broadway Musical

Funny story: Mark Lowton to star in SPOOFALICIOUS, a Broadway Musical

Tricky Ricky has reserved the Ed Sullivan Theatre to put on what's being billed as the show of the century. SPOOFALICIOUS, which is slated to open on New Year's Eve will star the literary twinkle-toes himself, Mark Lowton. Legends Kevin Bac...

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William Shatner Disappointed About Being Passed Over for Spoof Part

Funny story: William Shatner Disappointed About Being Passed Over for Spoof Part

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - William Shatner said that he is disappointed about being passed over for the role of Cal Jennings in the Spoof Movie.

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Man claims to be the anti-christ challeges God to duel

Funny story: Man claims to be the anti-christ challeges God to duel

Portland, ME - (Rooters) Shocking news coming out of Portland Maine, a man calling himself the Anti-Christ has announced that he will have a duel with God.

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Chunky Monkey Scandal

Funny story: Chunky Monkey Scandal

After intense scientific research, it was discovered the real monkey meat was being used in the manufacturing of Jen & Berry's Chunky Monkey ice cream.

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Conclusive Analysis finds Monkeys Can't Buy Happiness

Funny story: Conclusive Analysis finds Monkeys Can't Buy Happiness

Moneys do not, so far as we can tell, have the capacity for a truly abstract currency system. They can exchange items in a barter system, and some forms or courtship exchanges may qualify as a primitive market form of prostitution. Despite this, monk...

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The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for

Funny story: The new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for

Beverly Hills, California - The once self-proclaim contender for father of the late Ana Nicole Smith's baby, eighth husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, Frederic Von Anhalt, was found handcuffed and naked in the backseat of his Rolls Royce, behind the Bel-A...

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Top London Barrister arrested for kidnap and false imprisonment of foreign nationals

Funny story: Top London Barrister arrested for kidnap and false imprisonment of foreign nationals

The online world of pseudo journalistic spoofing was reeling today after one of the internet's most prolific writers, a prominent Barrister, was arrested by armed police and taken handcuffed with an extremely well powdered wig covering her face i...

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