Find a Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Book Preview Party Near You!

Funny story: Find a Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Book Preview Party Near You!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows preview parties are planned to begin at midnight in thousands of bookstores around the world. During these parties, copies of the new book will be sold to those in attendance and everyone will quickly sit and rea...

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Lowton Not Guilty After Shaving Mustache

Funny story: Lowton Not Guilty After Shaving Mustache

Mark Lowton, Editor and Owner of the satire web site thespoof.com, was found not guilty of 300 counts of breaking & entering, embezzlement, drunk & disorderly, peeping tom, and parking in a Handicapped zone after witnesses were unable to identify him...

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Federer-Nadal needle match for Wimbledon championship

Funny story: Federer-Nadal needle match for Wimbledon championship

Wimbledon - (Rioters): "I'll kick Nadal's puny ass in three straight sets tomorrow!" Roger Federer has told the press after a confident 7-5 6-3 6-4 semi-finals win against Frenchman Richard Gasquet.

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Beatles No. 1 in Latest Poll

Funny story: Beatles No. 1 in Latest Poll

NEW YORK - The British musical group, the Beatles, received first-place in two categories in the latest Laramie Institute online poll conducted in June of this year.

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Pope brings back Black Mass

Funny story: Pope brings back Black Mass

Vatican Shitty - (Ass Mess): The Pope has reinstated the traditional Tridentine Black Mass that was outlawed by his predecessors when they faced being outed for starting the Holocaust.

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Cheney and Rumsfeld Soil Themselves at Indictment

Funny story: Cheney and Rumsfeld Soil Themselves at Indictment

WASHINGTON - An unusually hot and humid DC took a turn-for-the-worse earlier today at the Justice Departments Grand Jury on War Crimes proceedings involving Vice President Dick 'Bag' Cheney, and former War Czar Donny 'My Friends Call Me L...

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Nazi movement still alive in tourist destinations

Funny story: Nazi movement still alive in tourist destinations

Traveling abroad is a luxury many Americans enjoy, but some foreign behaviors have appalled visitors to Europe and South America.

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Mustache Included in New 'Seven Wonders of the World' List

Funny story: Mustache Included in New 'Seven Wonders of the World' List

Flowers, beer, and tributes from all over the world are mobbing the offices of The Spoof today, as news broke that the mustache of The Spoof owner Mark Lowton had made the prestigious list.

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Ron Paul Displaces John McCain

Funny story: Ron Paul Displaces John McCain

2008 GOP candidate Ron Paul has surged ahead of John McCain into third place in fundraising among Republican candidates. Paul reported approximately $2.4 million in the bank, while McCain had only $2 million. The Ron...

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McDonalds Announces New Happy Meal Toys For Adults

Funny story: McDonalds Announces New Happy Meal Toys For Adults

McDonalds, worried at their recent drop in sales in their adult demographic, has decided to extend their marketing strategy. Effective August 1st, the world's largest hamburger chain will a new Happy Meal for Adults, the Make You Really Happy Meal.

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John Smeaton: A New Hero - Lindsay Lohan the Prize?

Funny story: John Smeaton: A New Hero - Lindsay Lohan the Prize?

The War on Terror has a new hero, and his name is John Smeaton. Smeaton catapulted himself to international status with one swift kick in late June.

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Collecting African Children Latest Hollywood Status Symbol

Funny story: Collecting African Children Latest Hollywood Status Symbol

Hollywood, CA (IP) - Collecting and briefly displaying small African children on TV talk shows has become the latest Rock Stars and Hollywood Status symbols among skanky movie star bimbos.

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Half Naked Britney Spears Moons Crowd Outside Hotel

Funny story: Half Naked Britney Spears Moons Crowd Outside Hotel

Britney Spears stepped from an L.A. limo with an unknown man, reached back inside to grab her purse, and mooned the crowd outside Hollywood's Four Seasons Hotel. The Pop Princess gave no indication why the crowd of people, mostly there to see other...

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Kate Moss to recreate Camden Town's top coke dealing hellhole

Funny story: Kate Moss to recreate Camden Town's top coke dealing hellhole

London - (Ass Mess): For years it has been North London's top coke-dealing venue and celebrities have flocked to it on birthdays, anniversaries or when feeling strung out by life's little ups and downs.

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Nude Photos of Obama's Mother Derail His Campaign

Washingdung (IP) - Oback Obama is dropping out of the presidential race after nude photos of his mother were found in National Geographix Magazine. It is the first time that nude photographs of a white woman have ever appeared in the almost 100 yea...

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Cherie is a daft fat slag says Fiona Millar

Funny story: Cherie is a daft fat slag says Fiona Millar

London - (Ass Mess): Former 10 Downing Street advisor Fiona Millar has said she nearly pissed herself laughing the other night as she watched the BBC's documentary about Cherie Blair.

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M&S launch 'magic knickers' that give women orgasms

Funny story: M&S launch 'magic knickers' that give women orgasms

London - (Ass Mess): UK high street retailer has launched a 'magic knickers' product today that not only holds in and flattens traditional alcohol-bloated British women's sagging bellies in place - "giving a sleek and youthful appear...

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Man Gored At Annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona

Funny story: Man Gored At Annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona

One man was gored today by a bull in the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain. The injury was too the buttocks and the man will be okay after minor stitches and recovery.

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Anne Robinson masterminded JK Rowling fraud

Funny story: Anne Robinson masterminded JK Rowling fraud

London - (Ass Mess): According to files released today by the National Archives, MI5 has known for over 20 years that it was universal hate-figure and over-the-top boozer Anne Robinson who masterminded the fraud of JK Rowling's theft of all seven...

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Bismarck's smack OD linked to suicide of Mossad double agent Marwan

Funny story: Bismarck's smack OD linked to suicide of Mossad double agent Marwan

London - (Ass Mess): Some horrible Spookland pay-backs relating directly to the November 2000 presidential election of George W Bush have been taking place i n London ever since Alexander Litvinenko took a fatal snort of plutonium 210-entirch cocaine...

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Jupiter No Longer the Largest Planet

Funny story: Jupiter No Longer the Largest Planet

Mt Palomar, CA (IP) - Jupiter's status as the largest planet in the solar system has been downgraded by the International Astronomical Union. The planet has gone on a diet and has lost a considerable amount of weight.

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The Long Man Of Wilmington

Funny story: The Long Man Of Wilmington

British televisions new girlie twosome Trinny and Susannah's recent defacing of Wilmington's ancient chalk carving of a man on the side of the South Downs in Sussex may well be their downfall.

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Writer Learns Spoof Editor is Illegitimate Child of Snidely Whiplash

Funny story: Writer Learns Spoof Editor is Illegitimate Child of Snidely Whiplash

Writers at internet magazine The Spoof have learned that their editor, Mark Lowton, is secretly the illegitimate love child of Snidely Whiplash and Sweet Nell Fenwick. Mark, who gets his light coloring from his mother, sometimes sports the handlebar...

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Spice Girls Banned From Pregnancy and Having Babies

Funny story: Spice Girls Banned From Pregnancy and Having Babies

The Spice Girls have all signed a contract from getting pregnant or having babies. While most entertainment insiders believe that this is only throught the conclusion of their re-union tour, this publication has learned that this is to be a lifetime...

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Britney Spears Latest Wardrobe Malfunction Exposes Her Assets

Britney Spears latest wardrobe malfunction in Hollywood exposed her assets for all the world to see. She arrived at the Four Seasons Inn wearing a short, purple dress. It was a little too short as some of it decided to ride up a little high and lea...

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Diary of Gordon Ramsay Aged 40 1/2 II

Diary of Gordon Ramsay aged 40 ½ Friday...

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Corrupt Bastards in Bush Administration Score Another Blow to the Constitution

Funny story: Corrupt Bastards in Bush Administration Score Another Blow to the Constitution

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Corrupt Bastards Club judges in the Bush Administration made a striking blow against freedom, liberty, the media, and the Constitution when they overruled the only judge who held that a controversial surveillance e...

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Big Brother Laura Sleeps Through Her Eviction

Funny story: Big Brother Laura Sleeps Through Her Eviction

Big Brother gave up its fourth evictee last night when Welsh Laura was dismissed from the House to a chorus of boos, but the sleepyheaded dimwit slept through her eviction and had to be woken up by

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Leeds United Acquired For £2.50 By Grandmother At Car Boot Sale

Funny story: Leeds United Acquired For £2.50 By Grandmother At Car Boot Sale

Leeds United, relegated from the Championship to League One at the end of last season, may start the new season after all, thanks to a quick-thinking grandma with an eye for a bargain.

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Spike Lee's Character "Buggin' Out": Eighteen Years On

Funny story: Spike Lee's Character "Buggin' Out": Eighteen Years On

HAVANA (Cuba Libre) - Wannabe black nationalist, "Buggin' Out", from Spike Lee's film 'Do The Right Thing' now lives in Havana, Cuba, where he enjoys racial equality and perks like socialized medical care.

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Cosmetic Surgeons Reveal Women Want Smaller Vaginas, Men Want Larger Penises

Funny story: Cosmetic Surgeons Reveal Women Want Smaller Vaginas, Men Want Larger Penises

Las Vegas Nevada, A consortium of cosmetic surgeons gathered at the Rio Hotel and Casino this week to discuss the newest trends in plastic surgery. After comparing notes and looking at the statistics this year the group came to the conclusion, this...

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Big Brother Charley eats parrot scandal

Funny story: Big Brother Charley eats parrot scandal

Shocking and disturbing revelations are emerging about the internationally hated BB8 contestant, Charley Urethra. The 22 year old allegedly ate a Macaw Parrot in a fit of madness only days before she entered the Big Brother house.

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Aggressive Case of Tennis Elbow may be Contagious and Drug-resistant

Funny story: Aggressive Case of Tennis Elbow may be Contagious and Drug-resistant

Atlanta, Georgia (Reuterus) - Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) have isolated a 30-year-old man, who they believe has contracted a rare but nasty case of 'Tennis Elbow'.

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US to Attack Mars

Funny story: US to Attack Mars

The US Secretary of Defense has confirmed that "America will attack Mars on Monday."...

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