BBC weather forecast
Here is today's BBC weather forecast, brought to you by the Corporation's multi-million pound computer graphics-run system, and lots of faceless men that wouldn't know their rain from their drizzle: 'At dawn the sun will rise, making temperatures increase, and will cause widespread thawing of frost and occasional mist, as always happens in March. This will be followed by widespread warmer air a...
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A Category 3 Hurricane Got Demolished By A Category 6 Tsunami
OFF THE COAST OF VENEZUELA - (Satire News) - A story that has been put out by The Global Source News Agency states that something that has never happened before in the world of weather has just occurred. GSNA writer Topeka Joplin, not to be confus…
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Weather Can't Make up it's mind
The weather can't make up its mind, say wags on Social Media. Hilariously funny people are complaining about the weather on Twitter again, news headlines reveal. Daily Mail Intern Tracy Gravy was given the onerous task of finding witty and pith…
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Weather man realises he has wasted his career
Weatherman Martin Briggs has revealed that the degree in meteorology he has had made him no more able to predict the weather than the average weather app on a mobile phone. To the people of Mithering on the Trent he is a familiar face and voice, t…
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Switzerland Is Totally Engulfed In The Out-of-Control Trumpapalooza Heat Wave!
BERN, Switzerland - (Satire News) - A spokesperson for the Swiss government has informed the news media that record-breaking temperatures are being recorded all over "The Land of Chocolate." The capital city of Bern recently set an all-time record…
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Snow storm hits the Caribbean Islands
Local residents across the Caribbean Islands have woken up to find their usual warm and sunny climate is currently inaccessible due to an unusual winter blizzard that has slammed the region. Winds are howling at more than 70 mph, the Blizzard of 2...
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Man Had Freezing Cold Shower
Sending Coats to Newcastle
Weather Forecaster Breaks Endurance Record on Television in Norway
Single House Blown Down in Freak Hurricane in Downing Sreet
Sun Comes Up Again
Pretending To Use Mobile Phones Now Number 1 Way Young People Deal With Socially Awkward Situations
Rainy Day Inspires Charleston Woman to Bake Cookies
Snow Forecast For Switzerland Again
CEOs from 90 worst polluting companies on lung support at Prince Bandar Resort
Watermelon Sized Hail Pounds Hackensack, New Jersey
Australia Is Hit By A Devastating Category 7 Typhoon
Weather Experts Say That Global Warming Is Not Caused By El Nino, La Nina, or La Inamorata - They Put All of The Blame On Donald Trump
Hail The Size of Bowling Balls Falls On Bowling Green, Kentucky
BOWLING GREEN, Kentucky – (Satire News) – Mother Nature can at times be a very unruly woman, who can wreak havoc at the weirdest times and at the most unusual locations. The US Weather Guild (USWG), reports that one of the most powerful hailstorms…
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Weather Experts Predict a Wayward Tsunami Will Hit Boston In May, 2022
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The nation’s top weather experts are predicting that one of the biggest tsunamis in the history of the Eastern Atlantic coast will hit Boston as a category 5 tsunami. The mayor of Boston, Kim Janey, issued a directi…
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Meteorologists Blame Trump For The Worst Heat Wave In History and Are Now Calling It The Trumpapalooza Heat Wave
PHOENIX, Arizona - (Satire News) - The never before seen atrociously damnable heat wave that is gripping the nation is a direct result of global warming and climate change. In fact, weather meteorologists have actually started placing the blame on…
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Weather woman caught up in racism storm
BBC weather favourite Carol Kirkwood has been slammed by the National Assembly Against Racism this week for flagrantly referring to clouds as 'white', 'black', and perhaps worst of all, 'low level black'. NAAR representative Mohammed Azam said he...
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European Heatwave: Woman Fries Egg On Her Husband's Baldpatch
Uncommonly hot weather has seen temperatures in Europe soar this week, and, to illustrate just how hot it was, a woman in the Spanish capital of Barcelona fried an egg on the bald part of her husband's head. Ernesto Valdez, 58, told his wife repea...
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Seattle Is Sizzling As The Heat Index Hits 119 Degrees!
SEATTLE – (Satire News) – The city famous for coffee, Bill Gates, and asparagus, has just hit a sweltering heat index of 119 degrees. Many residents of Seattle stated that anyone who still does not believe in climate change is either stupid, hard-…
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Hotlanta (aka Atlanta) Is Hot as Hell as The Thermometer Hits 114!!!
HOTLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - Well the Dixie city known as "Hotlanta" has truly lived up to it's name. Weathermen and weatherwomen in the Georgia state report that due to the Trumpapalooza Heat Wave, the thermometer hit 114 degrees! It wa…
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Winter has been abolished, says PM
The Prime Minister announced yesterday that Winter will be abolished from next year. He said "We have had a lot of complaints about the cold weather, particularly from senior citizens, and have decided to do something about it." He added "It will tak...
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St. Louis Is Sizzing Like Hell As Temps Hit 119 Degrees!
ST. LOUIS, Missouri - (Satire News) - The 258-year-old city of St. Louis, which was named after Louis Quiskakowski, who was regarded by his relatives, friends, and co-workers as an absolute saint of a man, has just broken their all-time high temperat…
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Man Who Survived Sharknado Killed by Polar Bear Vortex
Fort Lauderdale,FL.-A man from California, who survived a freak storm last summer in which great white sharks were swept up in water spouts inside a hurricane and deposited in a flooded area of Los Angeles, wasn't so lucky this time. Fredrick Wha...
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Man Fell Off Motorbike Into Pile Of Cow Dung
Poor weather conditions in the Battambang area that left some roads barely passable, and others extremely treacherous, were the cause of several accidents on Monday, and one, in particular, involving a man who fell from a motorbike into a pile of cow...
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Warm Spell Continues To Ruin Russian Winter
The warm spell which has brought an end to the traditional Russian winter looks set to continue for at least another week. Temperatures have reached an unusually high -2 and people are starting to panic buy sun block. The government is concerned t...
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Insects to Blame for Fires in Southwest
College Station, Texas - This week is predicted to be the hottest week in Texas on record. While it would be a great thing normally to be considered hot, in a sexual way, it is not great to be living in one of the worst heat waves in twenty year...
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Warm Spell Continues To Ruin Russian Winter
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Weather woman caught up in racism storm
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Snow storm hits the Caribbean Islands
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European Heatwave: Woman Fries Egg On Her Husband's Baldpatch
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Weather Forecast For Today
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Seattle Is Sizzling As The Heat Index Hits 119 Degrees!
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Weather Experts Predict a Wayward Tsunami Will Hit Boston In May, 2022
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Meteorologists Blame Trump For The Worst Heat Wave In History and Are Now Calling It The Trumpapalooza Heat Wave
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A Category 3 Hurricane Got Demolished By A Category 6 Tsunami
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Weather man realises he has wasted his career
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BBC weather forecast
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Insects to Blame for Fires in Southwest
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Man Who Survived Sharknado Killed by Polar Bear Vortex
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Winter has been abolished, says PM
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Man Fell Off Motorbike Into Pile Of Cow Dung
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Hail The Size of Bowling Balls Falls On Bowling Green, Kentucky
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Weather Can't Make up it's mind
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St. Louis Is Sizzing Like Hell As Temps Hit 119 Degrees!
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Hotlanta (aka Atlanta) Is Hot as Hell as The Thermometer Hits 114!!!
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Switzerland Is Totally Engulfed In The Out-of-Control Trumpapalooza Heat Wave!
