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Funny story: It's Grim Up In Grim

It's Grim Up In Grim

A crisis engulfed the sleepy Durham mining village of Grim today, as locals reported several strange weather events throughout the week. Residents were baffled when the usually incessant rain began to stop for up to 20 minutes a day. Geordie G...

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Funny story: No more flooding after Brexit

No more flooding after Brexit

Tories are queuing up to support their leader, Boris Johnson, after his claim that flooding currently hitting the north of England is a direct result of EU membership. "It's simple," explained Johnson. "After 31 January, winds will be redirected a...

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Funny story: Man Falls Out Of The Sky Onto Bathers At Seaside

Man Falls Out Of The Sky Onto Bathers At Seaside

There was drama at the seaside at the weekend, when a man fell out of the sky onto a group of men who were innocently playing in the sea, causing them to become shocked and disturbed at the intrusion of their privacy. The incident happened at Marg...

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Funny story: Man Delayed Going To Work Hoping For Some Catastrophic Natural Disaster

Man Delayed Going To Work Hoping For Some Catastrophic Natural Disaster

A man who hates going to work has told how he delayed going in this morning in the hope that some natural catastrophe such as an earthquake, hurricane, typhoon, monsoon, Biblical flood, volcanic eruption, or fireball from space might save him the bot...

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Funny story: Rainy Day Inspires Charleston Woman to Bake Cookies

Rainy Day Inspires Charleston Woman to Bake Cookies

Kendra Burke of Charleston, South Carolina, doesn't generally eat a lot of cookies, but recent rainy weather in Lowcountry inspired her to take advantage of the gloomy day by baking several batches of double chocolate chip cookies. "I like to take...

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Funny story: Weather Forecast For Tomorrow

Weather Forecast For Tomorrow

The extremely hot weather that's being enjoyed by the whole of the UK is set to continue during the first half of this week, but after that, it's going to be back to normal for most of us. Record temperatures have been the order of the day, along...

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Funny story: Weather Forecast For Today

Weather Forecast For Today

The recent heatwave that's been making things very uncomfortable for some people, especially when trying to sleep, is set to continue in many areas, but there is an end in sight. Here's the weather forecast for the next few days, where YOU are: If...

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Funny story: Hot Weather To Continue Until It Cools Down A Bit

Hot Weather To Continue Until It Cools Down A Bit

Weather forecasters across Europe have said that the searing temperatures that are currently causing so much discomfort to so many people in so many countries, shows no sign of letting up, and is set to continue until it cools off a bit. The heat,...

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Funny story: European Heatwave: Woman Fries Egg On Her Husband's Baldpatch

European Heatwave: Woman Fries Egg On Her Husband's Baldpatch

Uncommonly hot weather has seen temperatures in Europe soar this week, and, to illustrate just how hot it was, a woman in the Spanish capital of Barcelona fried an egg on the bald part of her husband's head. Ernesto Valdez, 58, told his wife repea...

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Funny story: Man Wouldn't Mind Going To A Cricket Match

Man Wouldn't Mind Going To A Cricket Match

A man from Yorkshire has given an indication to friends that, after having endured so many years without attending a cricket match, he now spends hours dreaming about hearing the thwack of leather against willow again. Moys Kenwood, 55, was remini...

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Funny story: Golf Umbrella Was Not 'Fit For Purpose'

Golf Umbrella Was Not 'Fit For Purpose'

A heavy downpour of torrential rain at an English city golf course at the weekend, confirmed for one man a sneaking suspicion he already had about an umbrella he had acquired from a charity shop for just 50p: that it was not 'fit for purpose'. The...

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Funny story: Giant Killer Squid Attack Predicted Ahead Of Trump UK Trip

Giant Killer Squid Attack Predicted Ahead Of Trump UK Trip

London, UK - (Calamari Stuff): A UK TV weather man has warned the public not to leave their homes because a giant two mile-wide killer squid from the Architeuthis family is prowling the British coastline - potentially casing the joint ahead of June’s...

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Funny story: Charleston Man Doesn't Just Talk the Small Talk; He Walks It

Charleston Man Doesn't Just Talk the Small Talk; He Walks It

Unlike some who make small talk about the weather, office life, and lunch while thinking of greater things, Trey Hill of Charleston, South Carolina, actually walks the small talk, in that his life is truly and entirely composed of only banal and tri...

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Funny story: Man Experiences His Hottest Weather Ever, As His Blood Starts To Boil

Man Experiences His Hottest Weather Ever, As His Blood Starts To Boil

Steamy-hot temperatures were almost too much for one man yesterday, when contrary to the laws of human biology, his blood started to boil. Moys Kenwood, 55, had been teaching in the air-conditioned classrooms at the school where he works, when he...

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Funny story: Storm Blows Fast and Wet through Desperate Desert Town

Storm Blows Fast and Wet through Desperate Desert Town

A powerful rainstorm blew fast and wet through the desperate desert town of Henderson, Nevada, this weekend, bringing sticky sighs of relief - and of sheer pleasure - to residents desperate for lubrication. "Praise Jesus, was I happy to get some,"...

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Funny story: Snow Forecast For Switzerland Again

Snow Forecast For Switzerland Again

Weather forecasters in the wonderful Alpine winter wonderland of Switzerland are in an excitable mood this morning, after it was looking like snow would once again fall in the country, just as it always does. Heavy snowfalls are expected in Anderm...

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Funny story: Al Nino of Smallville, California, Quits Facebook as Ocean Temperatures Rise

Al Nino of Smallville, California, Quits Facebook as Ocean Temperatures Rise

"Not again" said California resident, Mr Al Nino, today as he deleted his Facebook and Twitter accounts and cut off his phone and internet access. "I've had enough of this shit and I'm going into hiding." Mr Nino's anxiety is due to the news from...

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