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Funny story: Weather man realises he has wasted his career

Weather man realises he has wasted his career

Weatherman Martin Briggs has revealed that the degree in meteorology he has had made him no more able to predict the weather than the average weather app on a mobile phone. To the people of Mithering on the Trent he is a familiar face and voice, t…

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Funny story: A Category 3 Hurricane Got Demolished By A Category 6 Tsunami

A Category 3 Hurricane Got Demolished By A Category 6 Tsunami

OFF THE COAST OF VENEZUELA - (Satire News) - A story that has been put out by The Global Source News Agency states that something that has never happened before in the world of weather has just occurred. GSNA writer Topeka Joplin, not to be confus…

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Funny story: Switzerland Is Totally Engulfed In The Out-of-Control Trumpapalooza Heat Wave!

Switzerland Is Totally Engulfed In The Out-of-Control Trumpapalooza Heat Wave!

BERN, Switzerland - (Satire News) - A spokesperson for the Swiss government has informed the news media that record-breaking temperatures are being recorded all over "The Land of Chocolate." The capital city of Bern recently set an all-time record…

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Funny story: Hotlanta (aka Atlanta) Is Hot as Hell as The Thermometer Hits 114!!!

Hotlanta (aka Atlanta) Is Hot as Hell as The Thermometer Hits 114!!!

HOTLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - Well the Dixie city known as "Hotlanta" has truly lived up to it's name. Weathermen and weatherwomen in the Georgia state report that due to the Trumpapalooza Heat Wave, the thermometer hit 114 degrees! It wa…

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Funny story: Meteorologists Blame Trump For The Worst Heat Wave In History and Are Now Calling It The Trumpapalooza Heat Wave

Meteorologists Blame Trump For The Worst Heat Wave In History and Are Now Calling It The Trumpapalooza Heat Wave

PHOENIX, Arizona - (Satire News) - The never before seen atrociously damnable heat wave that is gripping the nation is a direct result of global warming and climate change. In fact, weather meteorologists have actually started placing the blame on…

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Funny story: Weather Experts Say That Global Warming Is Not Caused By El Nino, La Nina, or La Inamorata - They Put All of The Blame On Donald Trump

Weather Experts Say That Global Warming Is Not Caused By El Nino, La Nina, or La Inamorata - They Put All of The Blame On Donald Trump

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - (Satire News) - Climate Change Magazine has just revealed the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth about Global Warming. Weather experts, such as climate scientists, environmental experts, and meteorological m…

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Funny story: St. Louis Is Sizzing Like Hell As Temps Hit 119 Degrees!

St. Louis Is Sizzing Like Hell As Temps Hit 119 Degrees!

ST. LOUIS, Missouri - (Satire News) - The 258-year-old city of St. Louis, which was named after Louis Quiskakowski, who was regarded by his relatives, friends, and co-workers as an absolute saint of a man, has just broken their all-time high temperat…

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Funny story: Great Britain Reports That It Is Very Close To Totally Eradicating Fog

Great Britain Reports That It Is Very Close To Totally Eradicating Fog

LONDON - (SATIRE NEWS) - Queen Elizabeth is extremely happy to announce that PM Boris Johnson called her and informed her that British scientists are very, very close to being able to totally eradicate fog. Her magical majesty, as her grandkids ca…

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Funny story: Pensioners ride around in limousines to save heating their houses

Pensioners ride around in limousines to save heating their houses

Tory Minister Ivor Biggun is in deep trouble after suggesting that cash-strapped pensioners should think about saving money in the supermarkets by avoiding expensive foods such as caviar. The Eton-educated toff also told a caller giving his name as “…

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Funny story: Weather Can't Make up it's mind

Weather Can't Make up it's mind

The weather can't make up its mind, say wags on Social Media. Hilariously funny people are complaining about the weather on Twitter again, news headlines reveal. Daily Mail Intern Tracy Gravy was given the onerous task of finding witty and pith…

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Funny story: Hail The Size of Bowling Balls Falls On Bowling Green, Kentucky

Hail The Size of Bowling Balls Falls On Bowling Green, Kentucky

BOWLING GREEN, Kentucky – (Satire News) – Mother Nature can at times be a very unruly woman, who can wreak havoc at the weirdest times and at the most unusual locations. The US Weather Guild (USWG), reports that one of the most powerful hailstorms…

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Funny story: Weather Experts Predict a Wayward Tsunami Will Hit Boston In May, 2022

Weather Experts Predict a Wayward Tsunami Will Hit Boston In May, 2022

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The nation’s top weather experts are predicting that one of the biggest tsunamis in the history of the Eastern Atlantic coast will hit Boston as a category 5 tsunami. The mayor of Boston, Kim Janey, issued a directi…

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Funny story: Australia Is Hit By A Devastating Category 7 Typhoon

Australia Is Hit By A Devastating Category 7 Typhoon

BRISBANE, Australia – (Satire News) – Australia’s Boomerang News Agency has just put out that the typhoon that just hit the country is one of the most powerful on record. KNA reported that the typhoon, named Keith, in honor of Keith Urban, struck…

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Funny story: Man talking about the weather, again

Man talking about the weather, again

Now it is Autumn, Gary Johnson has started to talk to complete strangers about the weather, again. As he does every year, Johnson starts cheery conversations with complete strangers whenever he can. 'I missed it during lockdown' he told us 'whe…

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Funny story: Leaves planning to fall, sometime soon

Leaves planning to fall, sometime soon

It has been revealed, to no one's great shock or surprise, that leaves are planning to start falling, sometime soon. 'Yes' said leaf Mavis Davis 'we are planning to start falling in a couple of weeks, and some of us will still be in the trees in l…

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Funny story: Man has become his own weather-forecaster

Man has become his own weather-forecaster

Brian Asshat, Chutney on the Fritz's most well-known collector of artisan paper clips, has during lockdown become his own forecaster. 'Yes' said Brian, sporting a healthy amount of nasal hair 'I realised that I don't need any weather-people tellin…

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Funny story: Seattle Is Sizzling As The Heat Index Hits 119 Degrees!

Seattle Is Sizzling As The Heat Index Hits 119 Degrees!

SEATTLE – (Satire News) – The city famous for coffee, Bill Gates, and asparagus, has just hit a sweltering heat index of 119 degrees. Many residents of Seattle stated that anyone who still does not believe in climate change is either stupid, hard-…

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