Weatherman Martin Briggs has revealed that the degree in meteorology he has had made him no more able to predict the weather than the average weather app on a mobile phone. To the people of Mithering on the Trent he is a familiar face and voice, t…
OFF THE COAST OF VENEZUELA - (Satire News) - A story that has been put out by The Global Source News Agency states that something that has never happened before in the world of weather has just occurred. GSNA writer Topeka Joplin, not to be confus…
BERN, Switzerland - (Satire News) - A spokesperson for the Swiss government has informed the news media that record-breaking temperatures are being recorded all over "The Land of Chocolate." The capital city of Bern recently set an all-time record…
HOTLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - Well the Dixie city known as "Hotlanta" has truly lived up to it's name. Weathermen and weatherwomen in the Georgia state report that due to the Trumpapalooza Heat Wave, the thermometer hit 114 degrees! It wa…
PHOENIX, Arizona - (Satire News) - The never before seen atrociously damnable heat wave that is gripping the nation is a direct result of global warming and climate change. In fact, weather meteorologists have actually started placing the blame on…
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - (Satire News) - Climate Change Magazine has just revealed the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth about Global Warming. Weather experts, such as climate scientists, environmental experts, and meteorological m…
ST. LOUIS, Missouri - (Satire News) - The 258-year-old city of St. Louis, which was named after Louis Quiskakowski, who was regarded by his relatives, friends, and co-workers as an absolute saint of a man, has just broken their all-time high temperat…
LONDON - (SATIRE NEWS) - Queen Elizabeth is extremely happy to announce that PM Boris Johnson called her and informed her that British scientists are very, very close to being able to totally eradicate fog. Her magical majesty, as her grandkids ca…
Tory Minister Ivor Biggun is in deep trouble after suggesting that cash-strapped pensioners should think about saving money in the supermarkets by avoiding expensive foods such as caviar. The Eton-educated toff also told a caller giving his name as “…
The weather can't make up its mind, say wags on Social Media. Hilariously funny people are complaining about the weather on Twitter again, news headlines reveal. Daily Mail Intern Tracy Gravy was given the onerous task of finding witty and pith…
BOWLING GREEN, Kentucky – (Satire News) – Mother Nature can at times be a very unruly woman, who can wreak havoc at the weirdest times and at the most unusual locations. The US Weather Guild (USWG), reports that one of the most powerful hailstorms…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The nation’s top weather experts are predicting that one of the biggest tsunamis in the history of the Eastern Atlantic coast will hit Boston as a category 5 tsunami. The mayor of Boston, Kim Janey, issued a directi…
BRISBANE, Australia – (Satire News) – Australia’s Boomerang News Agency has just put out that the typhoon that just hit the country is one of the most powerful on record. KNA reported that the typhoon, named Keith, in honor of Keith Urban, struck…
Now it is Autumn, Gary Johnson has started to talk to complete strangers about the weather, again. As he does every year, Johnson starts cheery conversations with complete strangers whenever he can. 'I missed it during lockdown' he told us 'whe…
It has been revealed, to no one's great shock or surprise, that leaves are planning to start falling, sometime soon. 'Yes' said leaf Mavis Davis 'we are planning to start falling in a couple of weeks, and some of us will still be in the trees in l…
Brian Asshat, Chutney on the Fritz's most well-known collector of artisan paper clips, has during lockdown become his own forecaster. 'Yes' said Brian, sporting a healthy amount of nasal hair 'I realised that I don't need any weather-people tellin…
SEATTLE – (Satire News) – The city famous for coffee, Bill Gates, and asparagus, has just hit a sweltering heat index of 119 degrees. Many residents of Seattle stated that anyone who still does not believe in climate change is either stupid, hard-…
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