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Funny story: European Heatwave: Woman Fries Egg On Her Husband's Baldpatch

European Heatwave: Woman Fries Egg On Her Husband's Baldpatch

Uncommonly hot weather has seen temperatures in Europe soar this week, and, to illustrate just how hot it was, a woman in the Spanish capital of Barcelona fried an egg on the bald part of her husband's head. Ernesto Valdez, 58, told his wife repea...

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Funny story: Man Wouldn't Mind Going To A Cricket Match

Man Wouldn't Mind Going To A Cricket Match

A man from Yorkshire has given an indication to friends that, after having endured so many years without attending a cricket match, he now spends hours dreaming about hearing the thwack of leather against willow again. Moys Kenwood, 55, was remini...

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Funny story: Golf Umbrella Was Not 'Fit For Purpose'

Golf Umbrella Was Not 'Fit For Purpose'

A heavy downpour of torrential rain at an English city golf course at the weekend, confirmed for one man a sneaking suspicion he already had about an umbrella he had acquired from a charity shop for just 50p: that it was not 'fit for purpose'. The...

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Funny story: Giant Killer Squid Attack Predicted Ahead Of Trump UK Trip

Giant Killer Squid Attack Predicted Ahead Of Trump UK Trip

London, UK - (Calamari Stuff): A UK TV weather man has warned the public not to leave their homes because a giant two mile-wide killer squid from the Architeuthis family is prowling the British coastline - potentially casing the joint ahead of June’s...

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Funny story: Charleston Man Doesn't Just Talk the Small Talk; He Walks It

Charleston Man Doesn't Just Talk the Small Talk; He Walks It

Unlike some who make small talk about the weather, office life, and lunch while thinking of greater things, Trey Hill of Charleston, South Carolina, actually walks the small talk, in that his life is truly and entirely composed of only banal and tri...

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Funny story: Man Experiences His Hottest Weather Ever, As His Blood Starts To Boil

Man Experiences His Hottest Weather Ever, As His Blood Starts To Boil

Steamy-hot temperatures were almost too much for one man yesterday, when contrary to the laws of human biology, his blood started to boil. Moys Kenwood, 55, had been teaching in the air-conditioned classrooms at the school where he works, when he...

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Funny story: Storm Blows Fast and Wet through Desperate Desert Town

Storm Blows Fast and Wet through Desperate Desert Town

A powerful rainstorm blew fast and wet through the desperate desert town of Henderson, Nevada, this weekend, bringing sticky sighs of relief - and of sheer pleasure - to residents desperate for lubrication. "Praise Jesus, was I happy to get some,"...

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Funny story: Snow Forecast For Switzerland Again

Snow Forecast For Switzerland Again

Weather forecasters in the wonderful Alpine winter wonderland of Switzerland are in an excitable mood this morning, after it was looking like snow would once again fall in the country, just as it always does. Heavy snowfalls are expected in Anderm...

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Funny story: Al Nino of Smallville, California, Quits Facebook as Ocean Temperatures Rise

Al Nino of Smallville, California, Quits Facebook as Ocean Temperatures Rise

"Not again" said California resident, Mr Al Nino, today as he deleted his Facebook and Twitter accounts and cut off his phone and internet access. "I've had enough of this shit and I'm going into hiding." Mr Nino's anxiety is due to the news from...

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Funny story: Hail wreaks havoc at golf world cup in Melbourne

Hail wreaks havoc at golf world cup in Melbourne

The opening rounds of the world cup of golf were brought to a close early following a flurry of unseasonable hail. Golf-ball sized chunks of ice rained down on the greens, hindering the players in their game and seriously injuring one of those guy...

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Funny story: Man Questioned By 'Police' Over His Use Of The Word 'Centigrade'

Man Questioned By 'Police' Over His Use Of The Word 'Centigrade'

A teacher in a Battambang school has been questioned by students over his repeated use of the word 'centigrade' as a unit of heat measure. It felt like a police inquiry. The students looked confused when the teacher kept referring to 'centigrad...

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Funny story: Man Fell Off Motorbike Into Pile Of Cow Dung

Man Fell Off Motorbike Into Pile Of Cow Dung

Poor weather conditions in the Battambang area that left some roads barely passable, and others extremely treacherous, were the cause of several accidents on Monday, and one, in particular, involving a man who fell from a motorbike into a pile of cow...

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Funny story: Climate change "will not affect Scotland"

Climate change "will not affect Scotland"

Scotland is known for its dark winters, cool summers and a constant drizzle which ensures that nobody in the country has ever tasted a dry chip. In the UN's latest climate change report, it predicts that nothing will change. The report says that a...

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Funny story: Man Spotted Cloud In The Shape of Thomas The Tank Engine

Man Spotted Cloud In The Shape of Thomas The Tank Engine

A man travelling home on a motorcycle near the Cambodian city of Battambang had a shock this afternoon, when he glanced up at the sky and saw a cloud formation which reminded him of his favorite fictional steam locomotive, Thomas the Tank Engine.

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Funny story: Hurricane Namers Running Out Of Names To Choose From

Hurricane Namers Running Out Of Names To Choose From

As citizens on the eastern seabord of the US awaited the arrival of Hurricane Florence today, it was revealed that the weathermen responsible for naming hurricanes are rapidly running out of names to name them with. The 'namers' are a group of men...

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Funny story: Man To Sue Government Over 'Knackered Lawn'

Man To Sue Government Over 'Knackered Lawn'

The UK heatwave which has been heating and waving for three weeks now, has 'knackered' a man's lawn in Shropshire, it has been alleged. The man, Les Jonno, says that the unseasonal 'red-hot' temperatures have put paid to decades of diligent, deter...

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Funny story: Grass The Driest It's Been For 42 Years!

Grass The Driest It's Been For 42 Years!

The heatwave that has been literally 'heating' the United Kingdom at the moment is having a devastating effect on plantlife, and the country's grass is the driest it's been since 1976, or, as it's become known in some circles, the Summer of the Ladyb...

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