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Funny story: Face Mask Blown Off Face By Strong Gust Of Wind

Face Mask Blown Off Face By Strong Gust Of Wind

There was surprise and not a little anger in one locality this morning, as the progress of a man strolling through the streets minding his own business was suddenly arrested when a strong gust of wind blew his face mask from his face, and onto the pa…

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Funny story: Water Was So Cold, Man Didn't Bother With Shower

Water Was So Cold, Man Didn't Bother With Shower

There was much shivering and extreme reluctance to get into a shower in one household's bathroom this morning, when it was discovered that the water was cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Seasonal cold weather in this part of sout…

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Funny story: Man Had To Change His Underpants At Work

Man Had To Change His Underpants At Work

We have all, at some time or other, suffered the inconvenience of getting wet and having to change our clothing, but when one man and his wife got drenched in torrential rain yesterday, then drove into an underwater pothole and fell off their motorbi…

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Funny story: Man Had Freezing Cold Shower

Man Had Freezing Cold Shower

A distinct change in normal weather conditions left one man with no option but to endure a freezing cold shower this morning, an experience that virtually 'shrivelled up' some parts of his anatomy. The unseasonal week-long rainfall and dramatic dr…

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Funny story: Men put Heating On when it's Cold study reveals

Men put Heating On when it's Cold study reveals

As Autumn approaches and temperatures start to wain from the record summer highs of "Cold and Damp" to a mere "Bloody Freezing", a recent study has shown that men like being warm - even big, hard northern blokes. Statistics show that at least th…

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Funny story: Man Considering Future In Landscape Gardening

Man Considering Future In Landscape Gardening

A man who saw his back garden become a lake as it was submerged during a torrential downpour of rain over the weekend, has said he is considering his future employment prospects, and may decide to venture into the world of landscape gardening. Moy…

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Funny story: Weather now almost as popular as Donald Trump

Weather now almost as popular as Donald Trump

A weather whistleblower has said that supposedly funny news stories about the weather are now almost as popular as other supposedly funny stories about the US president, Donald Trump. The claim was made by a contributor to the satirical news websi…

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Funny story: Weather Couldn't Make Its Mind Up

Weather Couldn't Make Its Mind Up

There was utter confusion and a good deal of frustration earlier today, when the weather in one part of the world just couldn't make its mind up what it was going to do with itself, and kept changing from one extreme to the other. Having risen ear…

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Funny story: Sun Comes Up Again

Sun Comes Up Again

There was good news for fans of stability again, this morning, as, just as it has for the last 8.6billion years of the Earth's history, the Sun rose again over everyone's eastern horizon, bringing a bright, new day to each and every one of us. In…

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Funny story: Man Sheltered From Thunder And Lightning Under Tree

Man Sheltered From Thunder And Lightning Under Tree

A man who was in the countryside, far from home, when a deluge threatened to soak himself and his family, has revealed he took refuge underneath a tamarind tree - even though this exposed them to the danger of being struck by lightning. Moys Kenwo...

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Funny story: Stormzy Ruing Choice Of Stage Name After Particularly Inclement Weather Batters UK

Stormzy Ruing Choice Of Stage Name After Particularly Inclement Weather Batters UK

British award-winning freestyle rapper, Stormzy, is at a crossroads in his career this morning, after the second major extreme weather incident in two weeks battered the UK into submission under a torrent of rain, high winds and floods, leaving the s...

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Funny story: Six-Year-Old Reflects on His Time Inside

Six-Year-Old Reflects on His Time Inside

Thanks to weeks of unremitting thunderstorms, six-year-old Nashville resident, Chucky Dillon, was sentenced to consecutive time inside, without even time off for good behavior. "You really start missing the sunshine," said Chucky. "I would have gi...

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Funny story: Wind Blew Fence Down

Wind Blew Fence Down

An extra strong gust of wind was thought to have been responsible for damage to the fence of a house in Nottingham this morning, after the owner of the property woke early to go to the toilet, looked outside, and saw a section of his latted fence lai...

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Funny story: Man Went To Bed In Tracksuit, Scarf And Ski Hat

Man Went To Bed In Tracksuit, Scarf And Ski Hat

A cold snap that he was ill-prepared for resulted in one man going to bed last night clad in his tracksuit, big, thick football socks, a scarf, and a ski hat. Moys Kenwood, 56, a resident in Tapon commune, usually retires for the night in a T-shir...

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Funny story: It's Grim Up In Grim

It's Grim Up In Grim

A crisis engulfed the sleepy Durham mining village of Grim today, as locals reported several strange weather events throughout the week. Residents were baffled when the usually incessant rain began to stop for up to 20 minutes a day. Geordie G...

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Funny story: No more flooding after Brexit

No more flooding after Brexit

Tories are queuing up to support their leader, Boris Johnson, after his claim that flooding currently hitting the north of England is a direct result of EU membership. "It's simple," explained Johnson. "After 31 January, winds will be redirected a...

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Funny story: Man Falls Out Of The Sky Onto Bathers At Seaside

Man Falls Out Of The Sky Onto Bathers At Seaside

There was drama at the seaside at the weekend, when a man fell out of the sky onto a group of men who were innocently playing in the sea, causing them to become shocked and disturbed at the intrusion of their privacy. The incident happened at Marg...

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