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Man Questioned By Police Over His Use Of The Word 'Centigrade'

Funny story: Man Questioned By Police Over His Use Of The Word 'Centigrade'

A teacher in a Battambang school has been questioned by students over his repeated use of the word 'centigrade' as a unit of heat measure. It felt like a police inquiry. The students looked confused when the teacher kept referring to 'centigrad...

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Man Fell Off Motorbike Into Pile Of Cow Dung

Funny story: Man Fell Off Motorbike Into Pile Of Cow Dung

Poor weather conditions in the Battambang area that left some roads barely passable, and others extremely treacherous, were the cause of several accidents on Monday, and one, in particular, involving a man who fell from a motorbike into a pile of cow...

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Climate change "will not affect Scotland"

Funny story: Climate change "will not affect Scotland"

Scotland is known for its dark winters, cool summers and a constant drizzle which ensures that nobody in the country has ever tasted a dry chip. In the UN's latest climate change report, it predicts that nothing will change. The report says that a...

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Man Spotted Cloud In The Shape of Thomas The Tank Engine

Funny story: Man Spotted Cloud In The Shape of Thomas The Tank Engine

A man travelling home on a motorcycle near the Cambodian city of Battambang had a shock this afternoon, when he glanced up at the sky and saw a cloud formation which reminded him of his favorite fictional steam locomotive, Thomas the Tank Engine.

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Hurricane Namers Running Out Of Names To Choose From

Funny story: Hurricane Namers Running Out Of Names To Choose From

As citizens on the eastern seabord of the US awaited the arrival of Hurricane Florence today, it was revealed that the weathermen responsible for naming hurricanes are rapidly running out of names to name them with. The 'namers' are a group of men...

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Man To Sue Government Over 'Knackered Lawn'

Funny story: Man To Sue Government Over 'Knackered Lawn'

The UK heatwave which has been heating and waving for three weeks now, has 'knackered' a man's lawn in Shropshire, it has been alleged. The man, Les Jonno, says that the unseasonal 'red-hot' temperatures have put paid to decades of diligent, deter...

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Grass The Driest It's Been For 42 Years!

Funny story: Grass The Driest It's Been For 42 Years!

The heatwave that has been literally 'heating' the United Kingdom at the moment is having a devastating effect on plantlife, and the country's grass is the driest it's been since 1976, or, as it's become known in some circles, the Summer of the Ladyb...

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Cloud In Shape Of Penis Draws Big Crowd

Funny story: Cloud In Shape Of Penis Draws Big Crowd

There was mayhem in one Indian city on Friday, as thousands of women rushed to become 'blessed with sacred milk', when a cloud in the shape of a huge penis appeared in the sky above the city. The penis, I beg your pardon, the cloud, started to for...

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Rain Nearly Washed Town Away

Funny story: Rain Nearly Washed Town Away

Freakish weather conditions in the Battambang area Thursday meant there was a damp start to the day for one Englishman living in the area. Moys Kenwood, 55, reported how he awoke to the sound of cats and dogs falling on the metallic roof of his ba...

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Shoes Were Covered In Mud

Funny story: Shoes Were Covered In Mud

Incessant rain over the last few days in the Battambang area, led to a disgusted look appearing on the face of one man in the commune of Tapon this morning, as he came out of his front door to find a pair of shoes so clarted in mud, that it was immed...

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Man Experiences Strange Phenomenon On His Way Home

Funny story: Man Experiences Strange Phenomenon On His Way Home

A man travelling back to his home in Battambang on a motorcycle being ridden by his wife, experienced a strange phenomenon this afternoon, when he noticed that, although one side of the road was wet and had puddles, the opposite side was bone dry!...

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Man Saw Washing Blown From Lines

Funny story: Man Saw Washing Blown From Lines

Freakish weather conditions in the Cambodian province of Battambang were reported this morning, with strong winds by far the main problem, leaving residents claiming items had been blown from their washing lines. The isobars on weather charts must...

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Man Nearly Struck By Lightning Whilst Having His Tea

Funny story: Man Nearly Struck By Lightning Whilst Having His Tea

Early reports coming out of the Cambodian city of Battambang indicate that a storm of 'biblical proportions' has passed through the area, nearly killing one man who was having his tea. Moys Kenwood, 54, was enjoying his evening meal when a power c...

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Skies Rain Brandy After Fires Raze California Wine Country

Funny story: Skies Rain Brandy After Fires Raze California Wine Country

Homeowners from Las Vodkas, Nevada to Boozeman, Montana have been pleasantly surprised to discover their rain barrels brimming over with a libation not unlike VSOP Cognac after recent storms coming in from the west. "It should really come as no su...

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Trump Assigns Jered Kushner Job of Finding Out How to Control the Weather

Funny story: Trump Assigns Jered Kushner Job of Finding Out How to Control the Weather

Mar-A-Lago, Florida Trump's son-in-law and chief competition for the affection of his daughter Ivanka, Jared Kushner, has been assigned the task of finding out how to control the weather. This is added to Jared's other tasks including Middle Ea...

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Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Hurricanes and Earthquakes

Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Hurricanes and Earthquakes

Washington, DC "I got tired of all these disasters upstaging me and getting all the press. It was time SOMEBODY stood up and did something about all these hurricanes and earthquakes EVERY YEAR! Well, now it will be illegal for that to happen. TAKE TH...

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TV News Audience Declines

Funny story: TV News Audience Declines

NEW YAWK - Whatever letters of the alphabet they use to identify themselves, TV networks have suffered sharp declines in audience for their news programs, as more and more couch potatoes tune out. Network executives' responses have been predictabl...

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Winter has been abolished, says PM

The Prime Minister announced yesterday that Winter will be abolished from next year. He said "We have had a lot of complaints about the cold weather, particularly from senior citizens, and have decided to do something about it." He added "It will tak...

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