Donald Trump telephoned Barack Obama for help
After he was indicted on seven (that’s 7) counts in the classified documents case and having run out of lawyers to defend him, Donald Trump concluded that his desperate situation required a desperate measure. If he could get Barack Obama to defend hi…
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Donald Trump was planning world peace
Yes, indeed! Trump's defense and excuse for taking a few truckloads of Classified, Top Secret Documents to Mar-a-Lago, trying to hide them, claiming to have given everything back, but not, was because (brace yourself) he planned to study the document…
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Nuclear secrets hidden next to a toilet?
Photos in the Donald Trump indictment reveal that Trump hid top-secret, classified information in one of his Mar-a-Lago bathrooms having a crystal chandelier. Top-secret boxes were also piled in the bathtub behind a dirty-looking shower curtain. U…
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Trump the traitor has just become the poster punk for the "Damn Pathological Liars" fraternity
The Daily Max has just announced that the person convicted of illegally taking EXTREMELY classified defense department documents from the White House has just been named by the Damn Pathological Liars fraternity as their 2023 poster person. A spok…
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The state of Wyoming bans the term "Ish," as in 8 ish
The Wyoming state senate has voted 97-3 to ban the hackneyed, worn-out term "Ish," as in "We will go to dinner at 8 ish." Many residents of the Buffalo Herd state, have expressed a desire that the term needs to be retired like the terms "Where's m…
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Britney Spears' "just say no to drugs" program is a big success in 49 states
The US DEA has just stated that Britney Spears' "Just Say Hell No To Drugs" program is a tremendous hit in 49 of the states. A spokesman for the DEA, Lionel Boocastle, divulged that the only state where the drug program did not work was in Alabama…
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Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star gets vandalized for the 13th time in just the last 4 months
Anti-Trump billboards spring up all over America
A Central American cartel claims Trump asked them for a HUGE campaign donation
The Goombalini family says Trump is toast
GOP diehards say that Trump has turned into gorilla shit
The first annual January 6th carnival
FBI agents have captured one of Al-Qaeda's sexiest female spies
Kimberly Guilfoyle and Donald Trump Jr., say that they do not do drugs...never, ever, never
Blame Canada for the Great White Orange
When two laws go to war … Kari and Mel get a popular voice again
The Mafia tells Trump if he has any sense he'll leave the US as effen soon as possible
Trump has just picked Ted Cruz to be his vice-presidential running mate
Eric "Gofey" Trump said his dad has admitted that he will end up in hell
Well, low and behold, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump had finally admitted that his ass will burn in hell in the not-to-distant future. Old Orange Leatherface told his stupid ass son, Eric "Gofey" Trump that he is getting psyched up for his one-way…
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Two members of the Proud Boys planned to steal Gov. Greg "Eggplant Face" Abbott's wheelchair
The FBI has uncovered a plot by two low-level members of the highly extremist group, The Proud Boys, who were going to steal Gov. "Shitface" Abbott's million dollar wheelchair and throw it in the Gulf of Mexico. Federal agents Clive P. Trailwood a…
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Donald "The Perv" Trump finally admits that YES! he has the 'hots' for Kimberly Guilfoyle
The TrumpShit, (aka Donald Trump), is certain that he is going to prison, so he has decided to cut down on his damn lying by at least 14%. He recently told his one and only remaining friend, Greg "The Space Creature" Gutfeld that he has had the ho…
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The KKK burns two cases of Bud Light beer
iNews reporter Kitty Segovia reports that the Alabama chapter of the KKK has just shown their disdain for the LGBTQ organization. Miss Segovia noted that an unidentified Grand Wizard stated that at a recent crossing burning event, the Crapola Cree…
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Trump is found guilty on 29 anti-American espionage and traitor charges
Well as they say, it took sometime, but Trump has finally been found guilty of something that will definitely and finally get the fat ass tub of lard behind bars. Trump grabbed pussy, he made racist, hate-filled remarks, he dodged the Vietnam War…
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Joe finally admits talking "business" with Hunter
Relentlessly pressed by FAUX NEWS reporter, Helga Hardass, about whether the president had ever discussed business with his wayward son, Hunter, the President snapped back: “Yes, I asked him how much he paid for those two hookers he was shown bang…
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Middle schoolers bind and whip principal following classroom visit by dominatrix
Leona Abernathy, principal of Belfry Middle School in Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, was determined to allow her students the opportunity to experience Nature without boundaries. Most of the students were farm kids, and had observed farm animals doing t…
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Anti-Trump campaign ads appear all over Iowa TV
Mystery has hit the national TV airwaves in Iowa. It seems that some unknown billionaire has spent millions of dollars paying for thousands of anti-Trump TV ads. A reporter with the Veni Vidi Vici News Agency stated that she tried to find out who…
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In the jungle, the mighty jungle
In the ancient days of the Dark Lord, sometime around the Year of the Gunslinger, 1896, the American Supreme Court made a little ditty that was straight outa “Animal Farm” by George Orwell. In that book, there’s a message written on the side of the b…
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San Francisco's first bottomless bar opens to a standing room only crowd
The Word on The Street News Agency reports that Frisco has just opened the nation's first "Bottomless Bar." The lounge is located a block away from the infamous, winding, one block Lombard Street. The name of the state-of-the-art lounge is La S…
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Trump is extremely paranoid about being poisoned so he has now hired a taster to taste his Big Macs
The Daily Max News Agency has broken the story that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump has become as paranoid as Russian President Vladkimir Nikita Putin about being poisoned. The Orange Whale has just hired an individual (at $6 an hour) to taste his M…
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The Goombalini crime family is very close with the warden of Sing Sing Prison (where Trump is headed)
The notorious East Coast crime family, the Goombalini's, have just informed reporter Carmine Calatino, with The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper that they recently spoke with the warden of Sing Sing Prison. The Mafia family spokesman Piccolo S…
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Donald "The Perv" Trump finally admits that YES! he has the 'hots' for Kimberly Guilfoyle
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GOP diehards say that Trump has turned into gorilla shit
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Stormy Daniels says that Trump is one really messed up son-of-a-bitch
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It is so damn hot in Texas that a woman baked a loaf of bread in her mail box
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The NRA member numbers continue to drop like rain from the sky
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Charles Barkley says he drinks a case of Bud Light every day and adds F*ck da haters!
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Fights at Popeyes without a single can of spinach in sight
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Larry Nasal gets into scuffle at Florida prison
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The FBI has a video of Trump stealing White House silverware
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The US Proctologists Guild names Ted Cruz "asshole of the year"
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When two laws go to war … Kari and Mel get a popular voice again
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More states want to arrest Trump so they’re making up crimes for him to commit
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The first annual January 6th carnival
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Joe finally admits talking "business" with Hunter
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Clarry Thomas, trans lesbian and powdered wig, may have to write laws against herself
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Three of Trump's cousins say that the evil bonehead needs to go to prison
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“I Hump for Jesus” … not if you wanna keep your job, Amy
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Avocado Wedding Cakes have become quite the rage
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Eric Serman is not giving up his fight against Tigers Wood
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America's top female spy, Lady Chatterley, is a mistress of disguises
