Is Donald Trump a serial thief?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 15 June 2023

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Serial killers usually take and keep an item of their criminality as a souvenir for boasting purposes, though it’s doubtful who they could boast to.

Still, maybe Donald Trump kept over two hundred boxes of Top Secret documents just for boastful purposes and possibly to monetize them in return for hotels in North Korea, Iran, China, Dubai, Cuba, Russia, and Mexico.

Email sent by Mexico: The U.S. only sends their murderers, rapist, drug addicts, pick-pockets, drunks, whores, and pimps across the border. Some U.S. citizens are good people, but Mexico doesn’t want or need a Donald Trump Hotel.

Okay!

Anyway, to return to Donald Trump’s two hundred boxes of stolen Top Secret documents. Maybe, just like the serial killer,(no way to be confused with a cereal eater) Trump wanted a souvenir or memento of his four years in the White House. Not that his thievery justifies taking 200 boxes of Top Secret documents, but maybe they were a trophy.

Email sent by Donald Trump’s legal person to K.C.Bell: Is K.C. Bell willing to participate in Donald Trump’s defense?

Reply: No.

Anyway, serial killers are usually very clever but sick, possessing no moral compass, and are typically caught because of that single item they kept after committing their crime.

Hence, the same souvenir/scrapbook mentality may have engulfed Donald Trump.

Therefore, the Donald Trump souvenir/scrapbook excuse for taking 200 boxes of Top Secret documents would fall under a severely disordered mind motivated by insanity.

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