Funny story - Popular Porn Star Ariana Marie Has Decided To Run For Governor of Texas

Popular Porn Star Ariana Marie Has Decided To Run For Governor of Texas

DALLAS – (Satire News) - One of the pornographic world's most popular actresses has decided that she is throwing her 38-DD bra into the ring. Ariana Marie has starred in such epic porn movies as “Gang Bangin' Up In Bangor”, “The Bikini Line Tattoo…

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Funny story - Trump’s Egotistical Antics Regarding Portland Are Going To Pit U.S. Federal Troops Against Oregon National Guard Troops

Trump’s Egotistical Antics Regarding Portland Are Going To Pit U.S. Federal Troops Against Oregon National Guard Troops

PORTLAND – The governor of Oregon and the mayor of Portland have stated that President Trump has gone completely nuts, and that he is going to start the Civil War he has been toying with for weeks now. The protesters are saying they want the gover…

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Funny story - Playboy Anna Nicole Smith will expand home for well endowed elderly gentlemen after losing Marshall

Playboy Anna Nicole Smith will expand home for well endowed elderly gentlemen after losing Marshall

The deluxe resting and care home for elderly gentlemen opened in 1994 in Texas by then 26 year old director Anna Nicole Smith promises now to create some real sparks in the oil and gas rich State. Not only is the luxury resort like complex now capab...

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Funny story - Bonnie & Clyde's Personal Belongings Are Auctioned Off

Bonnie & Clyde's Personal Belongings Are Auctioned Off

NASHUA, New Hampshire - Two of the most notorious outlaws of the Great Depression Era were Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow. The two Texas natives wreaked havoc and terror across the Great Southwest by robbing banks, savings & loans, Piggly Wigg...

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Funny story - Ted Cruz Nude Pics Crash Internet

Ted Cruz Nude Pics Crash Internet

Internet providers scambled on Monday to get their servers back on line after nude photos of Sen. Ted Cruz were posted on line by a Hollywood Gossip site. The photos (so graphic that they caused projectile vomiting by some internet users) where...

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Funny story - Manchester United and Liverpool To Play At Cowboy Stadium in Dallas, Texas

Manchester United and Liverpool To Play At Cowboy Stadium in Dallas, Texas

MANCHESTER – Plans have just about been finalized for the English football team, the Manchester United Red Devils, to play the Liverpool Reds this summer at Cowboy Stadium in Dallas, Texas. Cowboys owner billionaire Jerry Jones,77, said that he i...

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Funny story - Boy's Wal-Mart Telescope Shames Hubble

Boy's Wal-Mart Telescope Shames Hubble

DUMAS, Tx - James McBride, a 14 year old amateur astronomer from Dumas, Texas, has captured a stunning image of a four-nebula cluster he has nicknamed "Face of God." The Texas panhandle resident captured the image using nothing more than a disposabl...

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Funny story - Traffic Cone to Retire After Twelve Years of Hard Labor

Traffic Cone to Retire After Twelve Years of Hard Labor

Interstate 40, Amarillo, Texas -- After twelve years of public service, the Department of Transportation has announced the retirement of one of the agency's most durable traffic cones. "It's a sad day today," highway worker, Mike Davey, said as he...

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Funny story - Texas Warns That The Dreaded Chupacabra Could Be Carrying The Coronavirus

Texas Warns That The Dreaded Chupacabra Could Be Carrying The Coronavirus

AUSTIN – The Guild of Lone Star State Veterinarians has issued an emergency directive regarding the legendary folkloric creature known as La Chupacabra. The name Chupacabra literally means 'goat sucker', and the animal was first spotted in Texas i...

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Funny story - Stuntman/Daredevil's Past Catches Up To Him

Stuntman/Daredevil's Past Catches Up To Him

Whiskey Flats, Texas - USA - The infamous Jack "Jackie" Bibby, known for his many stunts involving rattlesnakes and the like, is recovering in a Whiskey Flats hospital after his lifelong "hobby" caught up with him.

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Funny story - Erykah Badu Flees Texas - Word is That The Disrespectful Neo Soul Ho is Headed For Detroit

Erykah Badu Flees Texas - Word is That The Disrespectful Neo Soul Ho is Headed For Detroit

AUSTIN - The Department of Texas Rangers has issued an all points bulletin for hip hop soul singer Erykah Badu on charges of indecent exposure. The 39-year-old filmed a video for her song "Window Seat" in Dallas in front of Dealey Plaza in which s...

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Funny story - The Texas Nude Maid Service Is Booming!

The Texas Nude Maid Service Is Booming!

LUBBOCK - The Giddy Up Public Opinion Poll Company of Kalamazoo, Michigan, has just announced that The Texas Nude Maid Service, (formerly known as The Woman's Touch Maid Service) which is headquartered in Lubbock, Texas has become one of the fastest...

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Funny story - Laura Bush Feels Neglected

Laura Bush Feels Neglected

Washington,D.C. and Crawford, Texas---Laura Bush, the First Lady of this great land, is tired of the drudgery involved in being the wife of a world leader. She is demanding help. Not just from anybody, but from the Big Man himself, the one and only...

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Funny story - Horses Genetically Engineered To Have Cupholders

Horses Genetically Engineered To Have Cupholders

COLLEGE STATION, TX -- It's not your father's horse. Researchers at Texas A&M University have successfully altered horse DNA so that each one is born with a cupholder on it's neck. The feat is being hailed as a biological engineering brea...

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Funny story - Movie Theaters in Texas are the First to Reopen

Movie Theaters in Texas are the First to Reopen

SAN ANTONIO – The Davy Crockett Movie Theater Multiplex in San Antonio, opened its doors for the first time in weeks. A crowd of movie-goers, estimated to number about 17, quickly filed in. Ruby Jo LaGrange, 24, was the first to go in. She was...

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Funny story - President Orders Troops for 'Operation Autumn Storm'

President Orders Troops for 'Operation Autumn Storm'

CRAWFORD, TX-President George W. Bush has taken unusual protective measures in anticipation of the arrival of Hurricane Rita to the south Texas shores. Being military Commander-in-Chief, the President has ordered approximately 1,500 troops returning...

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Funny story - New report states that water is likely to cause cancer

New report states that water is likely to cause cancer

In a new report sanctioned by the US government, officials have stated that water was found to have been drunk by 98% of all cancer victims. Juliet Bravo, state official for Texas said:...

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Funny story - Trump to be named "King of Texas" on November 9th

Trump to be named "King of Texas" on November 9th

Aware of the inevitable outcome of the election of November the 8th, Donald Trump has decided to become the King of Texas. "Not only will we build a wall on our southern border" he told a rapt crowd at Arlington stadium "but we will also build one a...

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Funny story - Cheny Hunts For Quail, Nails Kerry

Cheny Hunts For Quail, Nails Kerry

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded Massachusetts senator John Kerry during a weekend quail hunting trip at a south Texas ranch, spraying Kerry in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.

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Funny story - God Frowns on Alaska

God Frowns on Alaska

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - Today, God frowned on the whole state of Alaska.

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