Funny story - A Canadian Yukon Express Snowstorm May Dump As Much As 21 Inches of Snow In Laredo, Texas

A Canadian Yukon Express Snowstorm May Dump As Much As 21 Inches of Snow In Laredo, Texas

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Illinois Dept. of Weather has just announced that a powerful snowstorm named The Canadian Yukon Express, is heading toward the US. A rep for the IDW, noted that the huge, blistering cold snowstorm will be going as far…

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Funny story - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Are Leaving Tampa Bay

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Are Leaving Tampa Bay

TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Satire) - Tom Brady and every player on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers team has just received shocking news. The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that the Glazer family, who own the Bucs have just announced that Raymond James…

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Funny story - Dozens of Texas Families Get Smuggled Over Border to Mexico, Due to Mass Shootings

Dozens of Texas Families Get Smuggled Over Border to Mexico, Due to Mass Shootings

A group of Texas Families had themselves and belongings smuggled into Mexico, due to fear of a future mass shooting. 'Thank heavens we are in a country where AK 47 guns are not legal’, said one of the mothers, when interviewed. 'And no nutsy…

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Funny story - Texas Is Crushing Voting Rights

Texas Is Crushing Voting Rights

First, it was women’s health rights, as in Roe v Wade, limiting women to receive a legal termination within the first 5 weeks of pregnancy. That was a Texas decision by men (Guess what?) who have never been or will ever be pregnant. Why did men e…

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Funny story - Texas Warns That The Dreaded Chupacabra Could Be Carrying The Coronavirus

Texas Warns That The Dreaded Chupacabra Could Be Carrying The Coronavirus

AUSTIN – The Guild of Lone Star State Veterinarians has issued an emergency directive regarding the legendary folkloric creature known as La Chupacabra. The name Chupacabra literally means 'goat sucker', and the animal was first spotted in Texas i...

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Funny story - Texas Governor Greg Abbott Named The Biggest Asshole Governor of All-Time

Texas Governor Greg Abbott Named The Biggest Asshole Governor of All-Time

DIME BOX, Texas – (Satire News) – People who know Greg Abbott personally say off-the-record, that he is the meanest, cruelest, most heartless, despicable person since Adolf Hitler; actually according to many political pundits, G.A. is a close second…

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Funny story - If Texas Governor Greg Abbott Worked Making Burgers At McDonald's His Hate-Filled Ass Would Have Been Fired The First Day

If Texas Governor Greg Abbott Worked Making Burgers At McDonald's His Hate-Filled Ass Would Have Been Fired The First Day

AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - iNews has reported that Texas governor Gregg "The Hick Dick" Abbott is about as worthless as a breeding bull with no ding dong. The poor excuse for a human is so stupid that his own mother took him to a fire station…

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Funny story - Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas Has Just Used a Hell of a Lot of State Taxpayers Money To Pay For His Brand New Customized $487,000 Wheel Chair

Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas Has Just Used a Hell of a Lot of State Taxpayers Money To Pay For His Brand New Customized $487,000 Wheel Chair

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The governor of Texas, who was recently named “The Biggest Asshole Governor of All-Time” by the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper, has just had the unmitigated gall to use nearly half a million dollars of state taxpayers money to…

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Funny story - Texas Is Sending 900 Bulldozers To Fight The Out-of-Control California Wild Fires

Texas Is Sending 900 Bulldozers To Fight The Out-of-Control California Wild Fires

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Texas Senate has announced that they have agreed to send 900 fire-fighting bulldozers to help fight the dozens of fast-moving wild fires in the Left Coast state. Senator Harmon K. Finstermund, a Democrat from Nacogdoch…

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Funny story - Boy's Wal-Mart Telescope Shames Hubble

Boy's Wal-Mart Telescope Shames Hubble

DUMAS, Tx - James McBride, a 14 year old amateur astronomer from Dumas, Texas, has captured a stunning image of a four-nebula cluster he has nicknamed "Face of God." The Texas panhandle resident captured the image using nothing more than a disposabl...

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Funny story - Governor Greg Abbott of Texas Named The Ugliest-Looking Governor In The Entire Nation

Governor Greg Abbott of Texas Named The Ugliest-Looking Governor In The Entire Nation

PHOENIX, Arizona - (Satire News) – Surprisingly the Republican publication GOPicky Magazine has just named conservative governor Greg Abbott of Texas, as The Ugliest-Looking Governor In The United States. The evil, heartless, SOB, easily beat out…

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Funny story - New Texas Abortion Law to Protect a "Gleam in Your Daddy's Eye"

New Texas Abortion Law to Protect a "Gleam in Your Daddy's Eye"

AUSTIN, Texas--The Majority Republican House today took up debate on a new abortion law, considered the strictest in the nation, which would protect even the intention of a man to father a child. The law, called the "Gleam in Your Daddy's Eye Bil...

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Funny story - Las Vegas Oddsmakers Say Beto O’Rourke Will Win In A Landslide Over Texas Governor Greg Abbott

Las Vegas Oddsmakers Say Beto O’Rourke Will Win In A Landslide Over Texas Governor Greg Abbott

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Great news for the decent, law-abiding, non-racist citizens of Texas is that the oddsmakers in Vegas have Beto O’Rourke of El Paso, clobbering Gov. Abbott of Hell! In the upcoming Texas governor’s race. O’Rourke who came v…

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Funny story - Bonnie & Clyde's Personal Belongings Are Auctioned Off

Bonnie & Clyde's Personal Belongings Are Auctioned Off

NASHUA, New Hampshire - Two of the most notorious outlaws of the Great Depression Era were Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow. The two Texas natives wreaked havoc and terror across the Great Southwest by robbing banks, savings & loans, Piggly Wigg...

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Funny story - Texas Is Changing Its Official State Beer

Texas Is Changing Its Official State Beer

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Lone Star state is noted for Longhorn cattle, oil, rattlesnakes, huge ranches, the Chupacabra, and the sensuously sexy Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx, noted that that the state is also noted…

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Funny story - Most Texas Citizens Want Gov. Greg Abbott Impeached and Exiled To Guatemala

Most Texas Citizens Want Gov. Greg Abbott Impeached and Exiled To Guatemala

AUSTIN - (Satire News) - Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas is hated by more Texans of all political parties, religious religions, and even atheistic atheists than anyone in the history of US politics. Abbott, who looks like an eggplant emoji, recently tol…

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Funny story - The Texas Ranger Foil A Plot To Kidnap Texas Governor Greg Abbott

The Texas Ranger Foil A Plot To Kidnap Texas Governor Greg Abbott

AUSTIN - (Satire News) - The state's law enforcement agency has just thwarted a plot that would have had the most hated governor in the history of hateful governors kidnapped. Texas Rangers spokesperson Nanette Peggy Tullavinny, 42, reported that…

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Funny story - The Best Little Missionary Discussion in Texas

The Best Little Missionary Discussion in Texas

The following is not a joke. This really happened to me when I was a Missionary for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (the Mormon Church) over twenty years ago. The experience occurred right after I was transferred into a small town in Texas as a missionary in the early 1980’s. I have changed the names of the city, my companion, and the member of the Bishopric to save some people...

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Funny story - Nina Dobrev and Her Ex-Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Sell Their Texas Ranch To Taylor Swift

Nina Dobrev and Her Ex-Boyfriend Ian Somerhalder Sell Their Texas Ranch To Taylor Swift

SAN ANTONIO - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder purchased the 3,000 acre Blue Tattoo Ranch located outside of San Antonio in the summer of 2012. And now that the couple has ended their relationship they have decided to sell the sprawling ranch compl...

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Funny story - Mark Thatcher's Bid For President

Mark Thatcher's Bid For President

Sir Mark Thatcher confirms that his bid to take over Equatorial Guinea and then move to Texas, was in fact a bid for the US presidency. "Where else have you heard about a man from Texas who later takes over a foreign country by force? I was just...

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