Jeffs' Rose Law Firm revelations threat to Hillary 2008

Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 5 September 2006

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"Like a Godfather to me...." Wannabee First Husband and Eminence Grise?

Wacko, Texas - (AssoCIAted Mess): Warren Jeffs, the fugitive polygamist leader captured last week by Nevada highway patrol cops on charges of conspiracy to run superstitious afterlife marketing rackets to thousands of gullible fundamentalist assholes, has threatened to play his trump get-out-of-jail card by blowing the lid on the Rose Law Firm cover-up secrets of the late 1980s in a below the belt swipe at the Bushes, the Clintons and respective White House 2008 wannabees.

In a tersely worded statement Jeffs' lawyers have warned that the conclusion of police investigations into the Clintons' running of the Arkansas law firm was mainuplated by huge backhanders from the Bush family to CIA/KGB double-agents in the US Justice Department who were originally on the payroll of bent oil tycoon Armand Hammer.

And that the grim secrets of these dodgy legal double dealings lie in the sleepy hillocks of North Wales in the United Kingdom, where a Clinton secret tied to George Bush Senior's dirty, double-dealing, sordid criminal past remains under the continuing protection of British Prime Monsters from Ted Heath, Harold Wislon, Jim Callaghan and Margaret Thatcher onwards, via 1990s crook John Major and since 1997 the Poodle Administration of Tony Blair at No 10 Downing Street.

Investigative hacks in the UK have been snooping around a financial paper trail of fraud, embezzlement and extortion emanating from the UK's biggest ever bankrupt, the £400 million-owing Kevin Maxwell - son of discgraced former publisher Robert Maxwell whose life as a Mossad/KGB double agent is well documented - although still officially sealed in desperate secret agreements between Euro-Septic Tories and the New Labour Government.

Following the money trail the UK journos have alleged a potentially lethal block to former President Bill Clinton's aspirations of becoming the US's White House First Husband in 2008.

These center around the existence of a woman claiming to be Clinton's daughter by jailed child murderer Rose West.

The woman remains an anonymous figure and is the widow of a bastard son of Bush Senior by Margaret Thatcher.

This shadowy ex-spouse was allegedly a senior IRA paramilitary aide to Tony Blair in the 1980s and a half brother to the Princess Diana doppelganger lookalike Paula Gelli, Bush Senior's daughter by Marcian Williams - now Baroness Falkender - former principal private secretary to ex-UK Prime Monster Harold Wilson.

In papers submitted to his legal defense team, Warren Jeffs has alleged that offspring of this liaison - a grandchild living incognito in Wales - was the subject of a steady stream of Bush Senior's largesse and that the Rose Law firm ran the financial conduits that paid hush money to political rivals.

And in a parallel move, Jeffs' legal team are striving to ward off attempts by the present Bush Administration to have Jeffs gagged with an insanity order should any of is allegations be made in open court.

General Pinochet remains under house arrest in Santiago, Chile.....

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