GALVESTON, Texas - (Satire News) - A hot, sexy, sensuous woman, who was a member of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, has just been elected sheriff of Galveston County.
Libby Upperweather, who stands 5-foot-6-inches, weighs 119-pounds, and proudly points out that her vital statistics are 36-22-36, won the election by a whopping percentage margin of 81% to 19%.
The 27-year-old Miss Upperweather, who rah-rahed for the Cowboys for three seasons, campaigned on a promise to rid unfair discrimination against masseuses who were not born in the Northern Hemisphere.
Libby, is presently estranged from her husband Prince Habeeb III, of Saudi Arabia.
The newly-elected sheriff wants everyone to know that she is a black belt in Karate, and she will not take any shit from any guy, who thinks that just because she has fine-looking tits, a gorgeously erotic ass, and stunningly beautiful legs that go from here to yonder, that she's is a push over.
SIDENOTE. Boom Boom News is reporting that Sheriff Upperweather is most likely the only sheriff in the entire United States, whose personal car is a Lamborghini Murcielago.
