WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The governor of Texas, the wheelchair-bound piece of kangaroo shit, Greg "The Eggplant" Abbott once again shows that he is by far, the undisputed most stupid, idiotic, fucked up governor in the history of governors.
Abbott who has been described as missing most dots on his dominos looks like something that came out of a baboon's rectum.
In fact, even the "Swamp Creature" himself, Rudy Giuliani, looks like Brad Pitt compared to Greg the Human Hemorrhoid.
And now, Abbott the Dick, is wasting millions of Texas taxpayers money to transport hundreds of illegal aliens to D.C. for some fucked up reason.
But President Biden has just made Gregy Boy look like a stressed out rodent, because he had the FBI gather up the immigrants and put them back on busses and ship them to the goofy governor's back yard, Austin, Texas. ■
