LAREDO, Texas – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that the US Border Patrol has just named their “2022 US Border Patrol Dog of The Year."
And the honor goes to a 7-year veteran of the US K-9 Corps, named Pistolero.
Pistolero, a German Shepherd, served his 7 years in three different Border Patrol sectors including Rattlesnake Pee, Arizona; El Paso, Texas; and Laredo, Texas.
He has been credited with helping to apprehend 13,402 illegal aliens from countries such as Guatemala, Costa Rica, Panama, Bolivia, and Mozambique.
Pistolero recently fathered 7 little puppies, who the Border Partrol has named Pistolero’s #1 through #7.
The Award winner was also responsible for capturing $491.3 million in drugs; including Peruvian Marching Dust and Durango Bango Marijuana.
SIDENOTE: Pistolero will soon retire to a home for retired Border Patrol dogs located in Port Chupacabra, Texas.
