Border Patrol K-9 Veteran "Pistolero" Named The US Border Patrol Dog of The Year

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 16 January 2022

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"Pistolero" recently received "The US Border Patrol's K-9 Life Time Achievement" award.

LAREDO, Texas – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that the US Border Patrol has just named their “2022 US Border Patrol Dog of The Year."

And the honor goes to a 7-year veteran of the US K-9 Corps, named Pistolero.

Pistolero, a German Shepherd, served his 7 years in three different Border Patrol sectors including Rattlesnake Pee, Arizona; El Paso, Texas; and Laredo, Texas.

He has been credited with helping to apprehend 13,402 illegal aliens from countries such as Guatemala, Costa Rica, Panama, Bolivia, and Mozambique.

Pistolero recently fathered 7 little puppies, who the Border Partrol has named Pistolero’s #1 through #7.

The Award winner was also responsible for capturing $491.3 million in drugs; including Peruvian Marching Dust and Durango Bango Marijuana.

SIDENOTE: Pistolero will soon retire to a home for retired Border Patrol dogs located in Port Chupacabra, Texas.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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